You're thinking about it wrong. You tip just so that you can get basic service. Without the hope of a tip you end up with the awful level of customer service that is prevalent throughout the UK.
I might actually prefer a retard serving me. I'd imagine I could have my meal covered up in some way by the kitchen staff to ensure no silly thumbs or tongues find their way into my soup.
Well then when you go out to a restaurant it's why you've gotta get up form the table and track the server down every time you want something. Even if it's just to pay the bill and leave you've gotta force them to take the money.
She's right. Any veteran who expects a discount for any/everything is a fucking shitheel. "Oh, you served 4 years and want to drink at this bar for half-price? Why not, I hate making money and it's clear you deserve it. Thank you for your service"
Holy fuck I never thought about repeat customers. It sounds like such a noble and unifying policy, until you think about some tubby spud peeler running up 80-100 dollars every weekend
In fairness if the soviets had managed to teleport into Holland we would have let them have it. German level degeneracy without the technical wizardry.
The kind of people that would’ve bragged about inventing the Atlantic slave trade like doing it in a different ocean was a big break through.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
All of these loser countries that were taken over by a man with one testicle shouldn't talk shit. You uncircumcised savages surrendered in one day.
1 supercam2121 2019-02-23
Imagine not being from the US. What a nightmare
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
You know what they're doin w those foreskins dontcha
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
Some sort of clandestine yeast farm probably
1 WeWuzKangz 2019-02-23
Imagine being proud of having a mutilated dick
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-02-23
Meanwhile you euro fags never tip when you know our waiters dont make even make minimum wage.
1 TonTheWing 2019-02-23
Nice country, stupid
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-02-23
You know you make more money that way? Stupid
1 treali94 2019-02-23
Nice increasingly unstable economically plagued pipe dream of some French and German technocrats, deodorant dodger.
1 Dennyislife 2019-02-23
Why would we tip someone for basic service?
1 treali94 2019-02-23
The reason why you refrigerator milk in the store and don’t rename candy bars with gay names or make currant flavored skittles.
1 Cumia_Box 2019-02-23
Seriously their candy bars have the fucking faggiest names ever.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-23
Unlike the manly-sounding Butterfinger, Oh Henry! and Hershey's Kisses.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-23
Hershey kisses were called "negerzoenen" in the Netherlands until like 5 years ago.
Means "negro kisses".
1 treali94 2019-02-23
Toffifay and milka
Don’t lay a finger on my butterfinger vs hey you are probably gay have a toffifay
1 McGowan9 2019-02-23
Granted, toffifay does sound a bit bent but Milka sounds like a childish version of tits. Butterfinger sounds like a request Anthony made to Sue
1 Psych555 2019-02-23
We need more milka posts.
1 Osborne-Cox 2019-02-23
You're thinking about it wrong. You tip just so that you can get basic service. Without the hope of a tip you end up with the awful level of customer service that is prevalent throughout the UK.
1 Dennyislife 2019-02-23
They are bringing food over. Any retard can do it. Fake niceness in America is sickening.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
I might actually prefer a retard serving me. I'd imagine I could have my meal covered up in some way by the kitchen staff to ensure no silly thumbs or tongues find their way into my soup.
1 Osborne-Cox 2019-02-23
See that attitude is why you wait 20 minutes to get your first pint at the pub while the bartender scratches his ass and watches the footy match.
1 Dennyislife 2019-02-23
I do?
I don't go into pubs with sports on much these days.
1 Osborne-Cox 2019-02-23
Well then when you go out to a restaurant it's why you've gotta get up form the table and track the server down every time you want something. Even if it's just to pay the bill and leave you've gotta force them to take the money.
1 Dennyislife 2019-02-23
You must go to some shitty places.
1 undersight 2019-02-23
What the fuck are you talking about? Have you ever left your shitty country?
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
If the service is excellent, I may tip. If it is merely good, then I just let the mestizo eat the remainder of my meal from my palm.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-23
I crumble up the dollar bills 😎😎
1 McGowan9 2019-02-23
This tipping automatically? It's for the birds
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-23
I’m an asshole for how hard I laughed at this. Then a double asshole for telling you how hard I laughed at this.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-23
I give them a tip...
get a new job.
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1 Haunter94 2019-02-23
So that's what self obsorbed white hipster girls tweet about in a country with one race and no chance of war with anyone, ever.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
After some 5 minute research I learned that the fucking Canadians pulled their ass out of the fire. Canadians.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-02-23
They send us tulips annually as thanks.
Gay.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
Like a vase of flowers? Lazy ungrateful Atlantic slave trade creating faggots
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-23
Lotta Cumias in the Netherlands.
1 db111 2019-02-23
One race sorta. Lotta flying carpets and curvy swords in modern Amsterdam.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
arabian niiiiiiiii
1 donald_kingsley 2019-02-23
You’re acting like you’ve never heard of Ruud Gullit or Edgar Davids, jesus
1 treali94 2019-02-23
Maybe he’s not forty five.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-02-23
Great point
1 realestassdude 2019-02-23
If it wasn’t for our boys in WWII. They’d all be speaking German and probably be living better lives.
1 crookedmile 2019-02-23
She's right. Any veteran who expects a discount for any/everything is a fucking shitheel. "Oh, you served 4 years and want to drink at this bar for half-price? Why not, I hate making money and it's clear you deserve it. Thank you for your service"
1 db111 2019-02-23
The more combat a guy's seen, the more likely he is to hate these blowhards who wear gear everywhere looking for discounts and backslapping.
A guy who spent multiple tours in a Stryker vehicle just wears a tee shirt and quietly pays for his drinks.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
And flinches when a door shuts too hard
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
Holy fuck I never thought about repeat customers. It sounds like such a noble and unifying policy, until you think about some tubby spud peeler running up 80-100 dollars every weekend
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1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-02-23
Theres a pretty good chance a Moroccan will stab her one night when shes out.
1 white_hispanic 2019-02-23
Not tipping in America is more fun than trolling joe.
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-23
Thanks for letting us live under your nuclear umbrella for 50 years. Here's some condescension.
1 treali94 2019-02-23
In fairness if the soviets had managed to teleport into Holland we would have let them have it. German level degeneracy without the technical wizardry.
The kind of people that would’ve bragged about inventing the Atlantic slave trade like doing it in a different ocean was a big break through.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-23
I'm gonna start referring to every non-German Central European country as this from now on.
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
Ok i'll be good
1 ValentinaBillien 2019-02-23
A Dutch Irish bar sounds awful, stupid cunt.
1 treali94 2019-02-23
Nice elevation dike.
1 SyphilisVI 2019-02-23
What a worthless cunt...(apart from the cunt that's attached to her of course)
1 BlackManMoan 2019-02-23
Well yeah. He loves bragging about how he's been on international torus with his lame cover band.
1 Mellowcane 2019-02-23
Why does it being an Irish bar matter? She should have just ended it on "The Netherlands." Jesus fucking Christ how are Europeans this bad at comedy?
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
Not enough obesity
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
arabian niiiiiiiii
1 Cumia_Box 2019-02-23
Seriously their candy bars have the fucking faggiest names ever.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-23
Hershey kisses were called "negerzoenen" in the Netherlands until like 5 years ago.
Means "negro kisses".
1 treali94 2019-02-23
Toffifay and milka
Don’t lay a finger on my butterfinger vs hey you are probably gay have a toffifay
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-02-23
Not enough obesity