By turf I must assume u mean the astro turf they let rip in their granny undies and go to Scandinavia once a year for the big "ultimate garden con" where they have guest speakers, "celebrities" signing 20 dollar 8x10s, Gina gershon, Ellen's wife, queen Latifahs girlfriend, rosie o'Donnell with family, and just about any third or fourth string butch broad that has been in anything. They had the Malaysian that Angelina Jolie was doing landscaping many moons ago one year, that was their big "get". The weekend con culminates in a huge contest for biggest astro turf and then they set a giant wooden mel Gibson on fire while a local "boy" is on his knees before the effigy with a giant thing on his head screaming "OH NO MAN THE BEES MAN THE BEES MAN. THE BEES MAN. THE BEES. NOT THE BEES MAN"
Ellen Page was the go to actor to sexualize a teenager without all the legal ramifications of sexualizing an actual teen in Hollywood in the 2000s. The movie Super was an obvious dog whistle to pedophilia and gore websites. James Gunn is a creepy fuck. Her whole film history is weird. Except Trailer Park Boys.
43 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
Dykes all dress like henchmen from a kids movie
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-23
Well, either that or Jay Leno.
1 mudpart2 2019-02-23
Remember that shitty band The Vines?
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-02-23
Point proven. They would stop the plucky young protagonist and use words like "turf" and "scram"
1 RemmySkye 2019-02-23
By turf I must assume u mean the astro turf they let rip in their granny undies and go to Scandinavia once a year for the big "ultimate garden con" where they have guest speakers, "celebrities" signing 20 dollar 8x10s, Gina gershon, Ellen's wife, queen Latifahs girlfriend, rosie o'Donnell with family, and just about any third or fourth string butch broad that has been in anything. They had the Malaysian that Angelina Jolie was doing landscaping many moons ago one year, that was their big "get". The weekend con culminates in a huge contest for biggest astro turf and then they set a giant wooden mel Gibson on fire while a local "boy" is on his knees before the effigy with a giant thing on his head screaming "OH NO MAN THE BEES MAN THE BEES MAN. THE BEES MAN. THE BEES. NOT THE BEES MAN"
1 googledhowtobehuman 2019-02-23
Thank you. Im gonna parallel think this line like an experienced jewish yuppie. 'Preciate it.
1 liljoeyk 2019-02-23
Hey Cunt, my never ending pasta bowl is empty. And bread!
1 jimy3000 2019-02-23
Sam Roberts sister?
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-02-23
Todd Rundgren lookin' ass.
[Munsters theme]
1 TauntTheTaint 2019-02-23
HAHA HO LEE SHIT THE MUNSTERS
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-23
She has room on her face for another face.
1 Sinquiry 2019-02-23
Half of her face is blank space.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-02-23
Peyton Manning
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-23
Raaaaandy!
1 Vulgardervish 2019-02-23
Ellen Page was the go to actor to sexualize a teenager without all the legal ramifications of sexualizing an actual teen in Hollywood in the 2000s. The movie Super was an obvious dog whistle to pedophilia and gore websites. James Gunn is a creepy fuck. Her whole film history is weird. Except Trailer Park Boys.
1 jfoughe 2019-02-23
“It’s all gushy”
1 TriangleDimes 2019-02-23
That was a weird movie.
1 Dirtgrub89 2019-02-23
it was fucking great when she got her head blown off in super
1 omgialmostdiedpoopin 2019-02-23
I’d let her suck my 9 incher and goo on that massive 5 head
1 willfalls2 2019-02-23
*4
1 omgialmostdiedpoopin 2019-02-23
So glad people on this sub understand comedy
1 Rizing_Rain 2019-02-23
😂 Right
1 papanojohns 2019-02-23
She looks even better now after changing her diet!
https://imgur.com/a/MPExlmc
1 Betamaxdromes 2019-02-23
I expect her to throw pumpkin bombs at spiderman.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-23
She's got the Sam Roberts' Klingon skull ridge. Has she started the chicken dinosaurs and smiley face fries diet?
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2019-02-23
More recent photo
1 Jhonopolis 2019-02-23
It's not a fucking debate
1 peapeahead 2019-02-23
When you scroll up from her eyebrows it's like a magician pulling out a handkerchief the way it just keeps going and going.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-02-23
Jesus
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2019-02-23
Nicely done at whoever called her a "Robocop hairline looking ass bitch" yesterday, that gave me a big hardy chuckle!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-02-23
I'm two episodes into her new netflix show and she is by far the worst part of it. Just that same fucking neutral facial expression in every scene.
1 xyniphis 2019-02-23
The one where she looks like she is going to cry?
1 El_Heato 2019-02-23
She's in another Hollywood remake: Grumpy Old Dykes
1 rocshan 2019-02-23
Juno that she’s a dyke?
1 Lickmewhereipee 2019-02-23
3 hard
1 jofreal 2019-02-23
She should just get the rainbow flag tattooed up there. It would be equivalent to putting it on a freeway billboard.
1 bal0rd 2019-02-23
The Pee Wee Herman grin lines are far worse.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-02-23
life's a bitch and then you become one
1 panasonictooth 2019-02-23
She has an eight head, that's two foreheads in one right there.
1 suchanjv 2019-02-23
I think she had "work done". Looks very weird around her lips.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-02-23
Ugh she’s hideous
1 punannimaster 2019-02-23
can land a helicopter on top of that shit
1 tranthonycumiashow 2019-02-23
I heard she likes women.