Joe might not be able to get his daughter to school on time but at least it's for good reasons

1  2019-02-22 by SpudPeelinJoe

14 comments

Anyone going to tell joe it was just a reflection on his windshield?

"I'm late again you stupid faggot! I explained reflections to you last time!"

Seriously what the fuck is going on in that picture. It doesn't even look like a reflection. Just looks like he photoshopped a flag in and lowered the opacity a bit.

Imagine being 60 and lying about shit like this for attention. He has to be one of the most pathetic fucks on the planet.

When will he start teaching her about how to use fry pans as weapons? Nigga is a regular Casey Ryback.

What a faggot. It’s clearly one of those tiny window flags. Layla’s tone was probably accusatory, like ‘why are you so fucking gay that you stopped for this?’

We can rest easy everyone a Hero is out there protecting us

Lead be example? How about you get a job loser!

Joe immediately turned it into a bitchin sleeveless poncho.

A dirty chink made that flag for pennies on the dollar

If this story is true, Joe walked into traffic to pick up a tchatchke off the side of the road because some gook put the shapes and colors on it

snowflake

The fuck kind of American school is still going in the middle of June? It's usually summer break. He must be taking her to summer school for all the kids who missed too many days or had bad grades.

He's probably lying about all of it - the flag, taking his daughter to school etc.

Ol' cow eyes has proven by now that he's happy to lie about anything if he thinks he can get away with it or it gets him some attention on social media.

"Layla gtfo there and pick up that flag. Its your duty"

Dad there's cars everywhere going super fast!

"What are you a libtard? I bled for that flag"

Cut his finger on the peeler, needed a bandaid

Okay, that's his second ultra-cringer this week. One more and the girl's on the ISIS For Kidz mailing list.