I feel like most of Joe's time spent playing the guitar is actually just him changing the strings unnecessarily often, trying out single notes on different effects pedals/settings, and searching for guitars on the same websites where you'd buy knock off Supreme shirts.
That was his name at the Big Apple Ranch and it was because of his thongs. And even worse still it was a nickname he gave himself yet again. Even the fags rolled their eyes at him every time.
I bet he thought that would really take off and go viral.
He doesn't realize that what happens in this sub is unusual, and he thinks that everybody on his stupid facebook will know what the fuck he's talking about. Half of them probably don't even know what reddit is.
I bet a few contribute to our bashing of him. But I think most have him muted from their feed. He’s a fucking chore to deal with. This sub posts a few of his fb posts a week. Can you imagine seeing his posts multiple times a day? What a fucking nightmare. He’s doesn’t realize that people put up with him because they want to stay in Anthony’s good graces.
No shit! Can you imagine what a chore it is having to listen to his FBI statistics multiple times a day? I mean when he used to be funny that's one thing but these days he basically is brother joe
He has no idea what a myopic boob he constantly comes off as. I doubt he can count very high, and that leads to him thinking 'if it's on the internet and *any*one can read about it, then the majority of people probably know all about it'.
All he knows for sure about the proportion of people online that are aware of the things he gives a shit about, is that dere's lotsa people on duh innernets. Lotsa 'um.
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1 johnajapanda 2019-02-21
Fixing the broken tuner and restringing it = helping an underprivileged BLACK
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-02-21
because of course you carry around spare parts to a guitar that isnt yours
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-21
And you don't fix it until after you've taken a picture together. Not like "hey can I get a pic before I go?"
1 ilumty 2019-02-21
in his defence against accusations racism, joe assumes something racist
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-21
He’ll steal any kind of valor he can get his grubby mitts on.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-02-21
And he has 5 more! What a guy!
1 XenusWingman 2019-02-21
Currently renting them, hoping to buy.
1 TheElDan 2019-02-21
Joe really expects us he either had the smarts to teach her a song or the work ethic to do the manual labor involved in fixing a guitar?
1 johnajapanda 2019-02-21
Well he wouldnt call himself Lord of the Strings if it weren't true.
1 djchippah 2019-02-21
I feel like most of Joe's time spent playing the guitar is actually just him changing the strings unnecessarily often, trying out single notes on different effects pedals/settings, and searching for guitars on the same websites where you'd buy knock off Supreme shirts.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-02-21
Without the leeched radio money he'd be that bum Jimmy was yelling at to "STOP FIDDLING"
1 StuntPeckah 2019-02-21
Papa Rock Joe!
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-21
That was his name at the Big Apple Ranch and it was because of his thongs. And even worse still it was a nickname he gave himself yet again. Even the fags rolled their eyes at him every time.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-21
He expects payment from Anthony for breathing. The idea that he would do anything for free is ludicrous
1 RBuddCumia 2019-02-21
Oh he loves seeing young girls smile right. If by smile he means cry frantically while he penetrates their assholes.
1 johnajapanda 2019-02-21
He is NOT a pedophile!!
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-21
He said it more than 3 times in one TV appearance with no one accusing him. I think that's the rule for proving you aren't.
1 BergStonewall 2019-02-21
Bullshit. The Cumias aren't straight.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-21
We can only assume neither
And he misspelled pedarast
1 McGowan9 2019-02-21
He still hasn't figured out how the internet works
1 BlueBash 2019-02-21
Dude, come on. You know images are easily manipulated
1 slothlivesmatter 2019-02-21
Image-ur
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-02-21
Why would he have the parts and tools necessary to fix that guitar? It's not something you bring to your mall gig, fucking liar.
1 ledge9999 2019-02-21
He thinks he's as hilarious as his brother with the term "reddist".
1 barosa 2019-02-21
I bet he thought that would really take off and go viral.
He doesn't realize that what happens in this sub is unusual, and he thinks that everybody on his stupid facebook will know what the fuck he's talking about. Half of them probably don't even know what reddit is.
1 Fuhrer_Mel_Gibson 2019-02-21
I bet a few contribute to our bashing of him. But I think most have him muted from their feed. He’s a fucking chore to deal with. This sub posts a few of his fb posts a week. Can you imagine seeing his posts multiple times a day? What a fucking nightmare. He’s doesn’t realize that people put up with him because they want to stay in Anthony’s good graces.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-21
Someone wants to stay in Anthony’s good graces? Dear Lord why?
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-21
No shit! Can you imagine what a chore it is having to listen to his FBI statistics multiple times a day? I mean when he used to be funny that's one thing but these days he basically is brother joe
1 packitchofsositch 2019-02-21
He has no idea what a myopic boob he constantly comes off as. I doubt he can count very high, and that leads to him thinking 'if it's on the internet and *any*one can read about it, then the majority of people probably know all about it'.
All he knows for sure about the proportion of people online that are aware of the things he gives a shit about, is that dere's lotsa people on duh innernets. Lotsa 'um.
He's a really dumb person.
1 Skip4play 2019-02-21
cue Peoples court photo after he reads this.
1 Shitposters-inc 2019-02-21
F-F-F-F-F-FACE!
1 war-admiral 2019-02-21
"In my time off"??? Does this asshole really expect us to believe that he teaches 24/7?
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-21
Not only teaches 24/7 but teaches free 24/7
1 AnthonyGroomia 2019-02-21
Lying comes so naturally to these Cumia scumbags.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-02-21
It cost her a jar of spit for the picture
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-21
“Patricia Gaffney” writes in Joe’s exact style. No one else finds that suspicious?
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-02-21
She was also all over the JJ reviews, defending Joe
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-21
Eh, never mind. Joe and I have, like, 15 mutual friends so it took six minutes of research. She’s real, and she seems like a nice lady. Damn it.
1 TepplerDjax 2019-02-21
This is low effort. He’s low IQ so he might miss this but he could just say he helped this young girl then started teaching her at a later date.
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-21
Isn't there still an even older post with this picture where she didn't even ask for a lesson and no mention of fixing the guitar.
And lets be real, who takes a picture before fixing the guitar. And who asks for a lesson from someone when they're performing
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2019-02-21
eww
1 ilumty 2019-02-21
so he didn't even bother to teach the kid a song, he just fixed a string. well done joe, you're definitely not a racist
1 RacistPigeon 2019-02-21
He went from threatening to beat everyone up to wanting to meet to debate instead. Apparently all that cock ingestion does turn a guy around.
1 juanwayne 2019-02-21
It appears he inherited his fathers african genes and his mothers pasta fazool brain
1 johnajapanda 2019-02-21
Well he wouldnt call himself Lord of the Strings if it weren't true.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-21
He expects payment from Anthony for breathing. The idea that he would do anything for free is ludicrous
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-21
Eh, never mind. Joe and I have, like, 15 mutual friends so it took six minutes of research. She’s real, and she seems like a nice lady. Damn it.