Criminals with less inept plans than Jussie Smollett

266  2019-02-21 by SpitItoutSocrates

55 comments

"ah, what the Christ!"

I’m cooperatin’!

"You're a bald-faced liar. A..gulp.. A. . fucking liar."

You lied to me!

Ya told me nine-five!

And here you are, and you're wasting my time and my wife's time!!

True coat

They put that on at the factory...I'm 'fraid 'deres nothin' we can do.

You wan to do an inventory?! Right now?! Okay, let's do a gosh darn inventory!

*lot count

Fuck you’re right.

'gosh darn lot count' in that accent is music

Babe the blue ox....ha ha ha.

This is my deal here, Wade!

We're not a bank, Jerry.

If I wanted bank interest on 750,000 I'd go to Midwest Federal, talk to old Bill Deale.

He's at NorthStar now

He’s at....

That little moment was such great acting from the guy who played Wade. Those two words and the look he gives Stan Grossman said "Huh, I didn't know that. We'll talk more about this later but let's deal with my fucking zilch son-in-law first."

Midwest Federal was actually a real financial institution that operated in Minnesota for many years. Their story is kind of similar to the story of Fargo in some ways. Filled with corruption, fraud, and shady shit.

Interesting

You leave Scotty out of this.

It's ok, McDonald's...what do you think they do there? They don't drink milkshakes, I assure you.

Don’t know him. Can’t vouch for him.

Look at this paragraph from the CBC's article about the ordeal:

Following three weeks of mounting suspicions, Smollett was charged Wednesday with felony disorder conduct, a charge that — if he were found guilty — could bring up to three years in prison and force the actor, who is black and gay, to pay for the cost of the investigation into his report of a Jan. 29 beating.

"who is black and gay"

why the fuck is that relevant, except to remind the sub-80 IQ's that he should really get a pass for being a subhuman twice over.

”Smollet, who is a negro that gets fucked in his ass”

line from the movie

yah, oh, jeez

Niggo

Not too sure I 100% agree with your police work there, Lou

...Oh yah?

yah darn tootin

The heck ya mean?!

Ooh yaa

He wrote a check. He left a paper trail on a criminal conspiracy. Stringer Bell rolling over in his grave!

Nigga is you takin' notes

He had a decent enough plan, he just fucked up by letting Wade do the drop. Stupidest part of the movie.

Right, Cause you know, he could've just taken his own ransom money to the drop when he was given a choice of wade or nothing.

Oh wait, he didn't have money. That was the point of the whole thing

He should have called Wade's bluff. The instructions were to send Jerry or else she'd be killed. He could have refused to tell Wade the drop point because letting him go would guarantee her death.

Instead he just drops the whole thing when it's the last step of the plan.

You got tickets for the blackhawks?

You kiddin’?

Gophers*

Nice lack of autism, stupid.

It’s a Chicago joke you retard

And it worked really well, cunt.

I'm not gonna debate you Jussie.

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If he just got that true coat.

I fuuucked uuuup

Real funny lookin' fella..

More'n most people even

Shep, what the fuck you doing? I was banging that guy.

yo isnt that a actor, what he do

hit the bricks pal cuzz you are going out

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Fuck you’re right.

'gosh darn lot count' in that accent is music