"How can I get my penis into this person without revealing who I really am? I know, I'll try some 'charming projection of legitimate creepiness'. Women love charm, and they love freaky sex. Perfect. Here we go, penis! To victory we ride!"
I imagine he sleeps on his blow up bed in between two blow up dolls with picture cut outs of Opie's and Cumia's faces glued on them...and he always cuddles the Cumia doll...naked of course.
He has that breathing contraption, so I like to imagine him playing fighter pilot with a soup turreen for a helmet - making brrr brrr prop sounds with his mouth, and staccato machine gun fire with another organ.
Jim is the type of guy who does that thing where you leave $5 on the table and take one dollar away every time the server does something he doesn't like. "That waitress REALLY MMMMOTHERFUCKED ME man, she filled my drink up 4 times when I expect a MINIMUM of 5 times, I had to take a dollar away".
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVlgoda 2019-02-20
"How can I get my penis into this person without revealing who I really am? I know, I'll try some 'charming projection of legitimate creepiness'. Women love charm, and they love freaky sex. Perfect. Here we go, penis! To victory we ride!"
Suuuure....
1 Opprobriousness 2019-02-20
21 year old women love a good Frederica Bimmel reference!
1 McGowan9 2019-02-20
A film made seven years before they were born.
1 BaggySpandex 2019-02-20
Nuce cumweb in your mouth, stupid.
1 AntsCamera 2019-02-20
She was ffffffucking creeped out by my suitcase of wigs and my apartment with no furniture and hundreds of celebrity pics.
She motherfucked me.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-02-20
I imagine walking into Jim Norton's apartment is like walking into Buffalo Bill's house
1 MutemyTV 2019-02-20
Dude there’s food out lawn chairs everywhere. Super nice.
1 Sinestro_Corps4 2019-02-20
I imagine he sleeps on his blow up bed in between two blow up dolls with picture cut outs of Opie's and Cumia's faces glued on them...and he always cuddles the Cumia doll...naked of course.
1 deumae 2019-02-20
He has that breathing contraption, so I like to imagine him playing fighter pilot with a soup turreen for a helmet - making brrr brrr prop sounds with his mouth, and staccato machine gun fire with another organ.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-02-20
Jim is the type of guy who does that thing where you leave $5 on the table and take one dollar away every time the server does something he doesn't like. "That waitress REALLY MMMMOTHERFUCKED ME man, she filled my drink up 4 times when I expect a MINIMUM of 5 times, I had to take a dollar away".
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-02-20
Of course its a Black Sabbath hoodie
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-20
That is some dark shit!
1 olgravylegs 2019-02-20
How embarrassing
1 DickSlit 2019-02-20
He looks like MGM monster movie character deemed to ugly and boring to appeal to audiences like Frankenstein's monster or The Mummy.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-20
He became an old woman almost overnight. Anthony’s firing really fucked up everyone. Selfish racist.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-20
What is he fake overreacting to this time?
1 ilumty 2019-02-20
jim would be an incel if he wasn't a homosexual
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-20
He'd also be a rapist if he wasn't shrimp-sized.
1 instarembling 2019-02-20
Is he gurgling goo in his mouth?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-20
He'd also be a rapist if he wasn't shrimp-sized.