And thank god Chip realized he needed to fill that hole in the show with a pornstar. "Wait, you mean hte biggest hazzard is a guy in dress up fake hitting on me and mean people saying shit about me on the internet. no double anal? no getting my ass slapped until it looks like a beet? no consent breaking face fucking where i'm rewarded with a few slaps to the face for letting him know I need to breathe once every 30 seconds or so?"
The way Jim reacted to her leaving the Chip show is one of his cringiest moments. It's like he actually believed they had a real relationship, and she wasn't just a prop for him to shit on while playing dress up.
God made your wife go into the most painful experience of her life, risking her life in fact, just so you could look at your child with a massive chin, and say "God is the greatest". Fucking sociopath.
And saying "I talk to God" is no different from saying "I talk to leprechauns".
But then, why did I expect sympathy and empathy from an guy who is an anarcho-capitalist. His ideal world would look like the Mad Max world ffs.
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1 racemic_mixture 2019-02-20
Slow Day?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
It's been one long slow day since Ant's failed signing
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-20
the faggot posts have a certain charm, its like Warhol’s experiments with repetition, but somehow gayer
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
We really are the greatest artists and philosophers of our time
1 LeftyHyzer 2019-02-20
first read through I read "greatest" as "gayest" and I agreed.
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2019-02-20
Why are these mean muggs so mean to my safe space podcast host ?? I enjoy Mr Dave talking about the subject matter
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-20
Pictured: A man that regularly uses the word "sheeple".
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-20
I'm still disappointed he took down the libertas intro. I hope someone saved it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
Why'd he do that? Surely we were very positive and supporting of its bravery
1 rdoran93 2019-02-20
i guess that confirms it wasn’t supposed to be ironic
1 LoloTheRogan 2019-02-20
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x62jc97 not the intro but heres the awful special
1 TARE_ME 2019-02-20
Can you imagine the dirt that he must have on his friend so they go out of their way to bankroll this?
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-02-20
That wasnt too bad at all
1 fiffy_tiffy 2019-02-20
He has a very feminine way of presenting himself.
1 bobodid911 2019-02-20
They Don't Think Government Be Like It Is But It Do!
1 BeanoJizkunntay 2019-02-20
i think jimmy wanted to fuck his girlfriend because she wears as much makeup as gene simmons. still only bumps her up to a solid 6, though
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
Nigga u gay
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-02-20
Political humor is always a great treat.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
Especially from pot heads
1 zenicaone 2019-02-20
Libertardians lmao
1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-02-20
This sub was the primary thing that got his girl out of the comedy scene and realizing that being a wife and mom > Fame.
Deep down, I bet he's grateful for that.
1 LeftyHyzer 2019-02-20
And thank god Chip realized he needed to fill that hole in the show with a pornstar. "Wait, you mean hte biggest hazzard is a guy in dress up fake hitting on me and mean people saying shit about me on the internet. no double anal? no getting my ass slapped until it looks like a beet? no consent breaking face fucking where i'm rewarded with a few slaps to the face for letting him know I need to breathe once every 30 seconds or so?"
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
Dave knows that even someone as witless and banal as Lauren could potentially eclipse him comedically.
1 AnarchoCicero 2019-02-20
The way Jim reacted to her leaving the Chip show is one of his cringiest moments. It's like he actually believed they had a real relationship, and she wasn't just a prop for him to shit on while playing dress up.
1 sprimusp 2019-02-20
Hamas use this picture for target practice.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
Nobody outside of this sub knows who this retard is
1 jsnoots 2019-02-20
Dave Smith is a weak-headed faggot.
1 aaron91325 2019-02-20
Radical thinker that hates the government, taxes & abortion but loves borders & God. A true maverick.
1 Stratahoo 2019-02-20
Wait, is he really religious now?
1 aaron91325 2019-02-20
He absolutely is. Said he talks to God since his kid was born. Part of me thinks he’s working some sort of angle as a business maneuver.
1 Stratahoo 2019-02-20
What a twat.
God made your wife go into the most painful experience of her life, risking her life in fact, just so you could look at your child with a massive chin, and say "God is the greatest". Fucking sociopath.
And saying "I talk to God" is no different from saying "I talk to leprechauns".
But then, why did I expect sympathy and empathy from an guy who is an anarcho-capitalist. His ideal world would look like the Mad Max world ffs.
1 late_50s_why 2019-02-20
0buma care didn't cover chin reduction surgery
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-20
He looks like a fuckin llama
1 Senators86 2019-02-20
Wow that really stinks
1 halfwholediminished 2019-02-20
his AMA was brutal
1 JerkyJimmy 2019-02-20
I would rather watch the Dallas Cowboys take dumps on his face than hear his dopey opinions on anything.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2019-02-20
Who's that?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
Dan Smitty: the premier librarian mind of our time
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
We really are the greatest artists and philosophers of our time
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-20
Dan Smitty: the premier librarian mind of our time
1 Stratahoo 2019-02-20
Wait, is he really religious now?