r/opieandanthony: Norm Macdonald

I’m a little worried about this. He’s not doing these Cameo things because he’s strapped right? Is he doing it just to fuck around? I don’t want Norm in rags.

1 johnfreeman1111111 2019-02-20

I have the feeling he has gambled the netflix money

1 all_copacetic 2019-02-20

I wouldn't put it past him. On o and a once he talked about how he threw $60,000 cash into a river because he was trying to cure himself of his gambling problem (and thought he was in a movie).

1 TepplerDjax 2019-02-20

I’ve never heard this story before.

1 TeamOpieoids 2019-02-20

Yeah that story is so wild. He is also a recovering drunk right?

1 therealstinks 2019-02-20

It’s hard to say. I’m pretty sure he’s mostly been sober his entire life except prescribed Xanax and shit

1 AiCPearlJam 2019-02-20

Saw him at Seneca Niagra casino a number of years ago. He did an hour of straight suicide jokes, walked a few old people from the room, then went into his gambling addiction and how he is now sober even though he was obviously on something. My guess was Xanax.

It was a great show, and at the end he alluded to going to play the slots.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-02-20

I'd love to see him do that.

1 MarmasHungryGhost 2019-02-20

He has been posting quite a few bad picks on Twitter lately.

1 therealstinks 2019-02-20

Bingo

1 cbanks420lol 2019-02-20

Even millionaires use it, they make a decent amount of money off of it.

1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2019-02-20

$150 for talking to your phone for 30 seconds is a no brainer if people are willing to pay. 6 times and that's $1000. imagine how much more gambling can be done for talking to your phone.

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-02-20

I think it's more that it's ridiculously easy to make a few thousand dollars in like an hour or so.

1 JMueller2012 2019-02-20

The man lives in a one bedroom apartment

1 JuulSantana 2019-02-20

He has lost all his money like 3 different times. You really know with him.

1 iSOBigD 2019-02-20

I think even well off people don't mind spending a few seconds of their time improving to make $150.

1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-20

I love the man, but self-control does not appear to be his strong suit.

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-02-20

I’m a little worried about this. He’s not doing these Cameo things because he’s strapped right? Is he doing it just to fuck around? I don’t want my Norm in rags.

When you travel for work you have a depressing amount of down time. Remember Louis CK talking about how he'd jerk off three times a day out of sheer boredom?

1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-02-20

I was hoping for a Frank Stallone reference somewhere in there but it is still fantastic

1 wife_swamp 2019-02-20

who lives in the shadow of his brother, leeching off their every move? you guessed it, joe cumia

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-02-20

He's a good egg

1 jubbytime 2019-02-20

Ho-OH-leeee shit

1 WilliamHenryJustice 2019-02-20

that was amazing hahaha

1 DullHornedUnicorn 2019-02-20

He is an international treasure.

1 helobious1 2019-02-20

This is even better than I expected. Feed Nana

1 RickVince 2019-02-20

Can you pay extra and ask the celebrities to actually look nice? Guy looks like he just rolled outta bed.

The worst is when they film it while walking down the street. Christ...just take a minute out of your "busy" schedule why don't ya...

1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-02-20

Thank you, Norm.

And thank you, guy willing to pay a $150 to make complete strangers chuckle

1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-20

This sub is just as funny as the radio show ever was. If you didn't lose it when Norm said Big Apple Ranch you simply have no soul.

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1 chulathedog 2019-02-20

Well the radio show was never funny. So any sub is as funny as o&a.

1 do_you_vape_asshole 2019-02-20

Beautiful

1 tranthasourus 2019-02-20

This is great, please spend more money so I can laugh. Thank you.

1 humblebrag 2019-02-20

Gonna need this stickied

1 TheWelfareMan 2019-02-20

The feed nana movement just went next level.

1 Grillskillz 2019-02-20

Just when you think the sub can't get any better....the bar once again gets fucking raised

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-02-20

Ayy gringo. Message receive. We feed that old puta ay.

1 Belchides 2019-02-20

Oh my god.

1 lowendranger 2019-02-20

More of a comment, really.

1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-20

So much for Andy Dick. Long live the new king!!!

1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-20

Gilbert is available for $150. We could have some real fun with him, cause you know he has zero fucking boundaries. Not like that ingrate ventriloquist.

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1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-20

Gilbert will probably straight up say "Anthony Cumia, you and your brother are a couple of faggot niggers"

1 Audibledogfarts 2019-02-20

that would be 150 well spent

1 Monster_Dong 2019-02-20

Oh sweet jesus please someone do this

1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-20

That delightful full-figures lady. Who was that again?

1 B0NEck 2019-02-20

He wasn't too far off.

1 itsdeegan 2019-02-20

I ugly laughed at this and I can't explain to my loved ones why.

1 RapistWithAGun 2019-02-20

This is so fucking sad

1 EastSideDan 2019-02-20

Fucking Norm. The best.

1 KarlosMarkas 2019-02-20

"Simply feed Nana. You know what I mean, and I know that you know what I mean..."

Norm is a GOD.

1 Phkna1 2019-02-20

This is god damned glorious. I am sitting here crying

1 crudedrawer 2019-02-20

I'm embarrassed for Norm, he should be better than this. I hope he blows that money on an ill advised sports bet.

1 NortheastPhilly 2019-02-20

Man he looks old

1 Artie-Larger 2019-02-20

He is

1 JimsJarOfMustard 2019-02-20

He knows exactly what Feed Nana is. Silly coy Norm.

1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-02-20

I remember Christmas Day in 1985, i started to unwrapped a box and that’s when I seen the word “nintend” and this overload of great feelings started to sink in that I hadn’t experienced my whole life...until now. This is the sub at its finest

1 je398338 2019-02-20

You left out Chris kuhn wtf

1 Wolosocu 2019-02-20

“I seen”, username checks out.

1 Peckas1 2019-02-20

Ask him to do one on mugshot billboards paid by corrupt cops.

1 VicDumb 2019-02-20

This is so great, I’m willing to excuse the fact that he’s dressed like Carl.

1 KaneRobot 2019-02-20

That's incredible. I hope this sets off something where people here start paying the super cheap pseudo-celebrities to do something similar.

1 AOTV88 2019-02-20

Amazing.

1 Lord_dougman_W 2019-02-20

I haven’t had a smile on my face like this since the first time I knew I was about to get pussy!!! Amazing!!!

1 PlumpSausitch 2019-02-20

Holy shit dude, this is unreal. And joe can’t even try to spin this into some kind of badge honor cause he’s trying to bury the whole big apple ranch fiasco like it never happened, lol!

1 StallonesGlassTable 2019-02-20

Yeah joe, go and try telling norm to starve nana now you fucking bovine piece of shit

1 TangerineReam 2019-02-20

It's only worth every penny, if Joe actually sees this.

1 Effective_Status 2019-02-20

Just more of the left-wing Hollywood elite trying to silence and mock good ol' honest Joe.

1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-20

Best one possible, unless Mel resorts to Cameos ever. Thank you for your service.

#GENUINELY, I haven't laughed like that in a long fucking time.

1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-02-20

"Nana gets fed BEFORE the Jacuzzi!"

1 therealstinks 2019-02-20

Make your text bigger stupid we get it

1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-20

https://youtu.be/PMHt481HsFU

1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-02-20

Nice bold font, stupid

1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-20

Why don't you come back here and shut up?

1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-02-20

Only if you suck my cock

1 Pootie-poetaster- 2019-02-20

Norm does this now?

1 5inchwarhammer 2019-02-20

Netflix and their commie gobbledegook fuck him over.

1 cardaderdention 2019-02-20

This is a masterpiece.

1 cardaderdention 2019-02-20

CONFIRMED: Ant & Joe are involved in a cocaine ring.

1 boogsuge 2019-02-20

I like u

1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-20

Thank you so much for this.

1 Psych555 2019-02-20

This could not be any better.

1 Superbad415 2019-02-20

This sure did tickle my funny bone.

1 edfromla 2019-02-20

A1 my niggaz!

1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-20

Holy fuck this ones unbeatable. Thank you so much.

1 opi3dope 2019-02-20

god damn that cunt is brilliant.

1 Zyye 2019-02-20

Oh I know what you mean alright

1 dumbshowreference 2019-02-20

This place is a cesspool of jaded xenophobes. We all know that. But goddamnit I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.... this is one of the funniest places on the entire fucking internet.

1 AnarchoCicero 2019-02-20

Fucking outstanding!!! I can't even believe this is real. This sub completely smashes my expectations on a regular basis.

1 JuulSantana 2019-02-20

Norm is a national treasure

1 hdoa 2019-02-20

Could someone fill me in on the Big Apple Ranch thing? Out of the loop.

1 TepplerDjax 2019-02-20

What if this was actually supposed to be some sort of an innocent family friendly message and Norm goes off talking about smuggling cocaine. God I love norm.

1 Don_Panera 2019-02-20

I fucking love you /u/unwashedfezballs.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-20

This is amazing

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-02-20

This phenomenal work.

1 Hamburger212 2019-02-20

I wish I could share how funny this was with anyone other than you degenerates but I can't. Self-awareness kicking in; I AM A DEGENERATE

1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-02-20

“I KNOW you know what I mean”

Kek’d myself into a coughing fit

1 fish_flower 2019-02-20

Anyone else find it heartbreaking that norm does this shit?

1 Sicboy69 2019-02-20

Norm talking about feeding nana is hilarious but yea Norm doing these messages seems below him. Most celebrities doing these are Katlyn Jenner types & others with zero dignity or zero money & I’m gonna assume Norm must be hurting for money to be bothered with these for $150 a pop.

1 notamanonlydynamite 2019-02-20

Jesus. You people are freaks

1 MrGigantic 2019-02-20

Wow I didn't realize Norm was that strapped for cash.

1 Shittinonniggers 2019-02-20

Norm rules and all but there's a lot of faggots posting in this thread.

1 unwashedfezballs 2019-02-20

I now have a free trial of reddit premium and I'm debating whether or not I should kill myself

1 Shittinonniggers 2019-02-20

Do what you feel is righteous.

1 Udungoofedman 2019-02-20

That was well worth $150 Holy shit Norm delivered. Great job whoever did this