Insomniac was a great show. It's a shame they can't have many shows anymore unless the comedian (and network) forces unfunny politics into it every chance they get.
I saw Atell at Carolines in the 90s in a room full of swedish tourists who didn't respond at ALL to his material so he just worked the crowd and it was one of the best things I've ever seen. That's my boring old man comedy story, thanks for reading.
"I was having sex with a girl and she started calling me crazy names. Yeah fuck me Santa, fuck me papa smurf. I'm like is she crazy like it says on her bracelet? Or is she just looking at my sheets"
“Now I’m having sex with this girl and we’re doing it...doggystyle. Now, I didn’t plan on it, that’s just the way she passed out. THANK YOU SLOW GAS LEAK”
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-02-20
Insomniac was a great show. It's a shame they can't have many shows anymore unless the comedian (and network) forces unfunny politics into it every chance they get.
1 wbgreen 2019-02-20
Ironic as that channel is going to be fucked once South Park ends.
1 unknowkid96 2019-02-20
South park sucks ass now
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-20
The shit about amazon from the last season was great. I thought anyway.
1 unknowkid96 2019-02-20
All you south park faggots can go suck ass too except the guy who gave a reason why he liked it
1 mouthmouth18 2019-02-20
one of the greats
1 semihat 2019-02-20
Probably the best comic today. No one is quicker.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-02-20
I think Louis and Chappelle are just as quick. Stanhope has his moments as well.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-20
Nobody has written anywhere even close to amount of jokes Dave has either
1 KurdishGranderson 2019-02-20
Not a faggot
1 etmhpe 2019-02-20
im not a satan worshipper, I just agree with a lot of the things he says
1 cfc611 2019-02-20
A true working comic, unlike Dave Landau
1 theblindingape 2019-02-20
or Dave Smith
1 LamarThePotato 2019-02-20
Who?
1 Kingpoopra 2019-02-20
“You remember growing up thinking your dad was a superhero? Then you realize he’s just a drunk in a cape”
1 crookedmile 2019-02-20
"You ever make fun of someone so much you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?"
1 PM_ME_YOUR_FEET- 2019-02-20
Thank you Joe Cumia.
1 BoatHack2 2019-02-20
"Your mouth ain't fuckin' pregnant!"
1 FromHereOn014 2019-02-20
Skanks for the Memories was a better special on a CD than the entire Netflix library has to offer.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-02-20
It's only a cd but you're still right.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-02-20
What did you think "special on a CD" meant then, character?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-02-20
I don't read very well.
1 MickyDoppo 2019-02-20
Dave how do we know you’re not gay? What if you are gay? Listen voice in my head...
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-20
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT?
Listen other, scarier voice in my head...
1 MickyDoppo 2019-02-20
The best
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-02-20
"This is the Coast Guard! You're not on the road, you're in the ocean! Now swim outta that car!"
"Fuck you, SEA PIG!"
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-02-20
"Last time I drank Jagermeister i ended up on my porch naked screaming the n word at an eclipse.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-20
Unless comics venture into garage door openers, I want no part of drunk humor.
1 joomommyhappy 2019-02-20
"I miss the old timey punishments, like the stocks. You couldn't have them these days. In NYC, people would use them as a gay cash machine."
1 crudedrawer 2019-02-20
I saw Atell at Carolines in the 90s in a room full of swedish tourists who didn't respond at ALL to his material so he just worked the crowd and it was one of the best things I've ever seen. That's my boring old man comedy story, thanks for reading.
1 all_copacetic 2019-02-20
That was the stupidest story I've ever heard in my life. "I saw Dave Attell once and done funny stuff happened."
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1 crudedrawer 2019-02-20
I've never felt more seen.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2019-02-20
Has anyone found the clip of him referring to midgets as floor niggers?
1 joomommyhappy 2019-02-20
It's better that it only exists as an old wives' tale.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-20
He did call Eskimos "snow Mexicans"
1 Jam_Boy_69 2019-02-20
Ice beaners
1 Superbad415 2019-02-20
“But Those titties ain’t retarded!”
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-20
"I was having sex with a girl and she started calling me crazy names. Yeah fuck me Santa, fuck me papa smurf. I'm like is she crazy like it says on her bracelet? Or is she just looking at my sheets"
1 fuckstartmyheartx 2019-02-20
too much bowl lickin
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-02-20
Stay with me...
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-20
I was reading "Ta-dah Magazine", the magazine by and for gay magicians
1 estherku 2019-02-20
unfunny fuck
1 lela5go 2019-02-20
“Now I’m having sex with this girl and we’re doing it...doggystyle. Now, I didn’t plan on it, that’s just the way she passed out. THANK YOU SLOW GAS LEAK”
1 Good2Go5280 2019-02-20
That’s the best line I’ve ever heard. “Skanks for the Memories” is a masterpiece.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-20
Any other faggots here who use spotify, Skanks for the Memories is on there. Lots of other comedians too.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-20
A couple of McNuggets and lies later, we're back at my house
1 LaphogWizard 2019-02-20
"Ever wrestle your dog 'till you cum?"
1 semihat 2019-02-20
Probably the best comic today. No one is quicker.
1 all_copacetic 2019-02-20
That was the stupidest story I've ever heard in my life. "I saw Dave Attell once and done funny stuff happened."
F-