Dude, she shit on my dick!!! Then I started puking, then SHE started puking, my boy filming us from the closet started puking, fuckin FIFTEEN midget strippers were puking into each other's assholes and shitting THAT puke back into each other's mouths!!! Then I ripped off a few choice zingers about how fat she was before crashing ten Maseratis into a donut shop that was also a bangin college party where I fucked nine women at once. True story.
Best part of that whole video was the moment you can see it dawning on Tucker that nobody believes a fucking word he's saying, and they're not laughing with him, but at him.
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1 literalotherkin 2019-02-19
He was definitely the inspiration for Haven Monahan.
1 Kingpoopra 2019-02-19
That’s actually a spot on comparison. It reminds me of a current situation featuring a TV celebrity.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-02-19
Dude, she shit on my dick!!! Then I started puking, then SHE started puking, my boy filming us from the closet started puking, fuckin FIFTEEN midget strippers were puking into each other's assholes and shitting THAT puke back into each other's mouths!!! Then I ripped off a few choice zingers about how fat she was before crashing ten Maseratis into a donut shop that was also a bangin college party where I fucked nine women at once. True story.
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-19
Can I see the tape?
1 yaseethreeo 2019-02-19
We threw it out. No more questions.
1 aTwinkForFez 2019-02-19
wasnt Mark Normand taping?
1 Vipad 2019-02-19
Normand stole the bit, didn't he?
1 JimandFred 2019-02-19
did he take his lunch to school in a cement bag too?
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-19
How dare you?! This is a brotherman sub.
1 JimandFred 2019-02-19
sniff.
1 Jackthejew 2019-02-19
Why don’t we just bring back the power rankings if this low effort faggot/not a faggot trend is going to continue
1 Kingpoopra 2019-02-19
Seems reasonable.
1 redtrilobal 2019-02-19
Mike was always my favorite on MST3K
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-19
I enjoyed the trashing O&A gave him
1 Kingpoopra 2019-02-19
The Callers and Paltalkers started circling early. Just after tucker took two torpedoes in the side.
1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-19
It was one of their best. Build him up, then slowly pick at his story.
1 Kingpoopra 2019-02-19
That’s actually a spot on comparison. It reminds me of a current situation featuring a TV celebrity.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-02-19
If they had any balls they woulda ripped the book up with him still sitting there.
1 aTwinkForFez 2019-02-19
tucker would have whooped both their asses
1 Peckas1 2019-02-19
He was a bigger bitch than Ant. At least he could take a weak ribbed girl.
1 thizzard 2019-02-19
What did Alex Smith do?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-19
He broke his leg. I caught it on tape, it was so gross, I fell out of the closet and I threw up all over the tape so I can’t show it to you.
1 J-Bradley1 2019-02-19
His interview with O&A is what got me into the show.
So, Thank/Fuck You Tucker
1 rdoran93 2019-02-19
i am ashamed to admit that i stole this cocksucker’s book from an airport convenience store. please shame me into repentance
1 jacktorrance6290 2019-02-19
A shame your plane didn't crash.
1 rdoran93 2019-02-19
who says i wasn’t TSA.... revise the deathwish
1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-19
That’s a federal offense, sonny.
1 Peckas1 2019-02-19
Lady Tucker's discomfort was like fuel to the Destroyer.
1 DoubleGunzChippa 2019-02-19
Best part of that whole video was the moment you can see it dawning on Tucker that nobody believes a fucking word he's saying, and they're not laughing with him, but at him.
1 Kingpoopra 2019-02-19
after saying “Ok, dude. Ya got me.” 3-4 times, was when he was finished.
It must have been between his microphone malfunctioning and having his book slammed against a window that he got the whole picture.
1 Kingpoopra 2019-02-19
The Callers and Paltalkers started circling early. Just after tucker took two torpedoes in the side.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-19
How dare you?! This is a brotherman sub.
1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-19
It was one of their best. Build him up, then slowly pick at his story.