Father of the Year

246  2019-02-19 by ProfessorChipperson

30 comments

The attention to detail in this is amazing.

gay people are gay as fuck

So AR straight people these days

Straight people are faggots lately

Faggots are the straightest queers I know.

Hey! I was here. It's a joke!

Joe Cumia's an assmuncher!

If it was me this kid was spreading rumors about, he'd have something up his own ass. And it wouldn't be no COCK either!

You’re a fag?!

Sal, please. It's a fucking joke! Don't say nothin', Sal!!!

my favorite part is the dirty nigger on the left.

Not as dirty as that one in the middle

Joe is only truly happy at the Ranch, where he can be himself.

It's also a place where he can get himself clean, he can have a good meal, he can do whatever he feels.

Well, he does love ripping off popular songs. See? It does all tie together. We are really cracking the case here.

Every week, he's reborn on the dance floor.

How many times has she gone to the office to explain the Live From the Compound logo?

“My...my dad says he’ll put me in the Compound Hotel if I don’t wear it, and my stepmother (sob) says she’ll put me in her cauldron if I call CPS.”

Only issue is you can tell the black gentleman on the right is photoshopped because Joe is much much fatter.

gang

I'm willing to bet that Joe's fascination with the homosexual cowboy culture (Big Apple Ranch) comes from his father moving to CA to become a cowboy. The pieces are all there gentlemen.

Joe Cumia Senior didn’t beat up that Mexican for trying to fuck Ant, he beat him up for not coming on to him first.

TWIST: that Mexican was actually Joe, and their dad didn't catch up with them till they were already in the bushes, mid-coitus.

It was Anthony who gave Richard the AIDS that night in the tree house.

I love lurking anthony hahahahahah

I see Daniel Ben Dovid's recovered enough from his mental health crisis to make an appearance (bottom left).

Why on earth would you choose that as your logo for your band

nigger

Does it make you gay to dig key west

Does it make you gay if you wear a dress

Does it make you gay to play shows at glory holes

Hell no man, it makes you Joe

Joe looks so happy in that pic.

Not as dirty as that one in the middle

Sal, please. It's a fucking joke! Don't say nothin', Sal!!!