In high school, my friend and I split a pack of unfiltered Camels because we heard John Wayne smoked them. Best decision I ever made.

I smoked Player's Navy Cut in high school so less people would bum smokes off me. I bought a pack a few months ago and the first one was harsh but okay and halfway through the second one I started gagging and puked.

How much are those going for?

I didn't pay attention probably around $14 Canadian.

Shit. Last time I was in Canada, cigs were $10. And that was probably 8 years ago.

DuMauriers are about $19 now for 25s

Good lord. When I was in college, there was a local tobacco shop that sold imported cigarettes. Export A’s were probably $8.50 and DuMauriers were about $11.

When I still smoked I stopped at a tobacco shop in Idaho or Montana and bought some Export A and they tasted nothing like they do in Canada. Pissed me off cause I only like Virginia blends occasionally during a road trip and had to wait til I got back across the border for the good stuff.

DRUM Virginia and Peter Stokkeby Virginia were a delight.

Where do you even get those?

Anywhere in Ontario. I don't know about anywhere else.

"Camel - the only cigarette with a picture of the factory on the front"

He’s a homo in the sense he sucked dicks, not in the jr high way.

Yours was just fluous. But I still won’t call homos faggots

I can tell your both a homo and a faggot.

Your gaydar went off again?

I smelled Celine Dion and Modern Family re-runs.

Marion the draft dodger again? You sure about that?

Yeah, the bitch who ratted people he thought were commies. He’s no worthy of licking the shite from Mel’s feet

But they were commies.

Only problem with the hunt for commies was that they never finished the job. Even our liberals used to praise our country and serve with patriotism. We let those Marxist push and push and push until we get to where we are now. Lunatics on the left, asshole reactionaries on the right.

Didn't he like to dress up as a ballerina and prance around at Hollywood fag parties too?

Sounds like something a guy named Marion would do

He could have tried harder to die in the war but “draft dodger” is a bit much. He was disqualified because of his age, initially. He allowed his classification to return to draft eligible, even though Republic Pictures threatened to sue him if he did. The president of RP then moved behind the scenes to prevent his service. He applied and was accepted to the OSS but his disgruntled ex wife’s mother never notified him of his acceptance letter. He had talked to John Ford about enlisting into his unit, then put it off to finish some movies, and just never followed through.

The duke eats faggots for breakfast.

Asshole first, like a bear.

Actually, he might have been a faggot.

I choose to believe repo men

This guy had 40 pounds of feces in his colon when he died apparently. Compare that to Elvis, who had a paltry 10 pounds.

John Wayne hung out with actual Wyatt Earp when he was a kid, and basically adopted his entire persona from him.

He was truly a great American. Didn’t take shit off of niggers, injuns, or Mexicans.