r/opieandanthony: BREAKING: Ribs, TobagganTrails, and Beds in Colorado

1 Mu_Scevich 2019-02-19

Don't mean to state the obvious, but maybe someone so obese shouldn't be skiing.

1 Subeckk 2019-02-19

He was just tubing apparently. Must have been crushed by the avalanche he caused

1 Jungies 2019-02-19

One solid fart and the whole ridge came down.

1 i69withmarion 2019-02-19

The say the heavier you are the faster you go due to momentum, Bobby must have been just flying down that hill.

1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-19

He broke the fucking sound barrier.

1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-19

Bob Griswold

1 ScottThorson 2019-02-19

Later dudes.

1 SuperToes845 2019-02-19

Chunk Yeager

1 TheMaestro2 2019-02-19

Every able bodied person on the ski trip had been trying to figure out an activity that Bobby could participate in. Finally someone saw a bunch of kids tubing and thought "how could he possibly fuck up lying prone on an inflatable raft?"

1 crookedmile 2019-02-19

I broke my ski man

1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-02-19

Nice mass x acceleration, stupid

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-19

He needs surgical intervention. He can't lose weight any other way because every time he moves a fucking bone snaps under his tremendous fatness.

1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-19

I knew someone that wanted to get lapband surgery, bur they weren't fat enough. Instead of trying to lose weight, they tried gaining weight so that they could meet the requirements. As a fat fuck, knowing that they did that brings me such deep shame.

1 brojoeisracist 2019-02-19

Just eat less you idiot

1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-19

Why? I'm not trying to lose weight. Tell it to the sack of shit that was trying to gain it.

1 GWARscientist 2019-02-19

You got your wall,you got your fall,you got your horses & kings men then BOOM.

I'm Humpty Dumpty Duuuuuuude.

1 oharaross 2019-02-19

He’s a giant tube, how does he even get hurt with all that padding?

1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-19

He was the tube.

1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-02-19

Why do you need an oxygen mask when falling off a snow tube?

1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-19

for the instagram pic. why else?

1 ricswrangler 2019-02-19

He needs to force oxygen into his big fat lung

1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-02-19

Wait a minute. What the fuck is a snow tube, anyway?

1 wannabuyaghost 2019-02-19

Ask /r/cumtown

1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-19

Jesus christ, you city kids are the worst. Its a big inner tube from a tractor tire. You sit on it and slide down the hill.

1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-19

Yes, if only we could tell what a snow tube was from its name, if only we could guess its shape and purpose.

1 comic631 2019-02-19

More importantly, if I took that off would he die?

1 tags33 2019-02-19

Do you really need an ambulance for a broken rib?

1 ricswrangler 2019-02-19

Lets just hope Max wasn't around to witness his father being hoisted down the mountain by a big fat-person rigging system, a team of twelve men, and two rescue dogs. How embarrassing.

1 lowend73 2019-02-19

Saint Bernards. They died from exhaustion shortly after. Poor mugs

1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-19

They had those little barrels around their neck full of hot gravy.

1 pm_me_ur_guinea_pigs 2019-02-19

Who held his hand?

1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-19

“Dude,” of course.

1 Treeckosis 2019-02-19

I have been skiing and snowboarding all over the rockies since I was 7. Thats 37 years. I have never once seen a man anywhere near Bobby's size on the slopes. After recent back surgery and a broken arm, I gained about 30 pounds to take me to 220ish and I feel like an embarrassing fatass at my home mountain. WTF does he think he's doing out there?

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1 SqwashSilver 2019-02-19

Mountain Creek NJ (where he actually was) probably has more fatso’s

1 joomommyhappy 2019-02-19

Get a load of Suzie Chubstick!

1 Treeckosis 2019-02-19

I don't know what or who that is but it's got a nice ring to it.

1 joomommyhappy 2019-02-19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSvYWqLH7js

1 Treeckosis 2019-02-19

Damn! This is almost old enough to be a Cumia reference. Nice dude!

1 RichHeads 2019-02-19

That video just sent me down a rabbit hole of 70's and 80's commercials...God, women seem like such less cunts back then.

1 choccole 2019-02-19

Nice editting your post for clarity on OandA you skiing fag.

1 underthedogd 2019-02-19

He broke his action cam in the accident so my guess is we will see the footage once he gets back.

1 i_saw_nothing 2019-02-19

https://i.imgur.com/5YzIS7y.jpg

1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-19

https://i.redd.it/2juxfo6q91c01.jpg

1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-19

Pray for him.

1 Twatsmash 2019-02-19

Pray for the guys who had to hoist him into the ambulance.

1 surfernahh 2019-02-19

Fucking lose weight already.

1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-19

He will, soon. His nails and hair will continue to grow however.

1 RacistPigeon 2019-02-19

Had to go deep into the hospital storerooms to find those size masks and neck collars.

1 cbanks420lol 2019-02-19

He looks like Darth Vadar when he takes his helmet off in the bottom right one.

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-02-19

Came here to post this.

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1 notadegenerate2 2019-02-19

Bob lost his footing and became an avalanche.

1 LouieBeanshh 2019-02-19

It's Bane but with life threatening obesity and diabetes

1 praise_st_mel 2019-02-19

Instead of venom pumping throw those tubes its a mix of gravy and custard.

1 cabaretcabaret 2019-02-19

Did he have a great fall?

1 madhumper75 2019-02-19

How can I not mention Darth Vader w helmet off.

1 Subeckk 2019-02-19