u/TheRocketRosenthal AMA request

0  2019-02-19 by yoko_awwnaww

u/TheRocketRosenthal is easily one of our fastest rising stars within the league. Undisputed heavy weight champion, international philanthropist, devout christian.

With the Rocket on the lips of every man woman and child, I think its more than fair to say, the public has a right to know, from the horses mouth, what makes the Rocket Rock “it”

9 comments

Rosenthal is a Christian name? Since when?

Jews for Jesus is a real thing. Got a flyer once in Boston Common.

Look at how The Rocketeers have united us all. A tear comes to the Rocket’s eyes. The Rocket feels that it his duty to have a warm hearted AMA with his Supporters. Houston, we have unity.

And to answer your first question: The Rocket was born and raised in the heart of America. Now, from a very young age the Rocket felt that that he was meant for something great. Not to say it was easy. The Rocket wasn’t accepted too well when he was a little Rocket. He studied the Talmud as much as the next guy, but all the kids treated him like a schlemiel. the Rocket used that to become a better man. And when the Rocket thought that he was at his nadir, when he thought he could go no further, a voice echoed from the capacity crowd at the Dayton Armory. That voice was the first Rocketeer. It picked the Rocket up, just a little. Then more joined. And more. And before you know it The Rocket took flight. Further and faster than any astronaut, any cosmonaut, any extraterrestrial, has ever gone. And he ain’t come down yet. So how does the Rocket Rock it? Well that’s very simple, he feeds off of the energy of his Rocketeers. Of each and every one of you. Houston, you have a problem.

He studied the Talmud

Take that clipped penis off yours and hit the bricks, Rocket. You are a child of the lie, you wage war through deception, you are a liar just like your father. The Rocketeers may boo me now, but my spirit shall rise from the grave and they will know that I was right. Hail Victory, Rosenthal.

da fuck?

Say it aint so rocket

You taught me to believe in myself

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He’s a faggot and so are you.