You're an amazing father, bro

13  2019-02-18 by TedBacon

17 comments

Wait, why is he an amazing father? Because his daughter has lived to be 11 years old?

Certainly isn't because he's teaching her punctuality.

She certainly won’t be graduating after joe made sure to instill that school is unimportant. I’m confident she’ll be fucking Anthony by 17 if he hasn’t killed himself yet.

Careful, that kind of talk upsets u/DrFroufrou

Deleted. I can’t get banned from this great place.

Hey, I didn't report your post if that's what you mean. I feel bad for that kid specifically is all.

Don't. No one is calling her a piece of shit or personally attacking her. We all know she has a trash parent and likely bizarre upbringing, my original point was more a joke implying that the creeps here are likely counting down to her 18th birthday. Look, dude, I've got kids, and people here have joked about fucking them, and that's kinda par for the course here. If I can have thick skin about this sub and their cavalier attitude to my own kids, you should probably do the same for a kid you're never going to know.

Ok man, you're kinda right.

Your*

Rich Fugghedaboutd stinks

Rock 'em sock 'em

Ban 'em pan 'em

?? I dunno, I'm tired

Suck 'em fuck 'em was right there, man.

Everything about Joe's behavior is so insecure and a pathetic projection. People that use FB daily like a diary use it as a shield to boost up this imaginary world of what they wished or try to be. They have fish brains and don't realize they have an observable pattern of contradiction over time. Boomers think they have the internet fooled because they 'say it like it is' in the moment but if you were to scroll through their history its just wildly neurotic and gross.

Joe is stupid

I concur.

I know lots of people exactly like this. Most of them are women, but that's beside the point. For a lot of boring uninteresting fuckwads like Joe, social media was a shot of adrenaline as it gave them a platform to re-invent themselves and show "the world" an exciting, interesting persona that in no way resembled their actual lives. Suddenly the fat boring stay-at-home mom became Mother Of The Year, the raging coke slut became a "model" and Anthony's fat lazy goober of a brother became a True American Patriot, doing battle with libtards and foreigners everywhere he goes.

She won't graduate if Joe doesn't take her to school.

11 years. My gosh Joe, two more blinks and she’ll be too embarrassed to ever acknowledge you again.