Not at Jimmy's house. If it's yella,drink it fella. If it's brown, throw it in a jar so you can smell it for sickness

number one goes in the sink, it makes me less likely to miss

anyone who doesnt usually piss in the sink is fancy homo

My ex caught me pissing in my bathtub once which was like 2 feet away from the toilet. Like standing outside of the tub and pissing down the drain. I used to do it all the time, I have no idea why. Earlier that day she caught her cat pissing into a burner on the stove and she went mental about "fucking retards pissing all over everything."

I could see if it was her bathtub but shit, nigga. No wonder dat bitch an ex.

She lived with me in that apartment for like 7 years and never once paid rent. She did ALL the grocery shopping though which was pretty cool but I paid for the majority of that shit too now that I think about it. She's a cunt.

I love a good tub piss.

I piss in bottles like a normal autist

My wife hates it when I number 3 in the sink. She says that's what her mouth is for.

I've pissed in more laundry tub sinks than I can remember. If there's no bathroom in your basement, you've left me with no choice.

I can't walk past a sump pump without pissing in it.