Old queen prepares for a tough session on the elliptical (level 7 intensity, douchebags!), followed by a rewarding iced coffee (Black, NO SUGAR), almonds, and egg whites (don’t forget the mustard, scumbag!)

32  2019-02-18 by suirogerg

15 comments

1  Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-18

I don't listen to J&S because I have self respect (not deserved). He's come out as a queer by now, correct?

1  suirogerg 2019-02-18

He wishes he was, believe him. He’d tell you if he was.

1  alkiefuck 2019-02-18

nah dude it's not even like that, i just like my chick to have an extra something, y'know? i love girls man, genuinely.

1  SomervilleDan 2019-02-18

Nah, he just likes a really meaty pussy

1  SuperToes845 2019-02-18

Listening to Bonnie Tyler is the least homo thing in that list.

1  NicoretteVos 2019-02-18

I liked it ironically in Saints Row.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-02-18

He might go into beast mode and an do a low resistance burnout on a rowing machine. Jim The (Wo)Manimal Norton

1  AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-02-18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FEUiJbjkD0

1  doxxbrown 2019-02-18

While listening to this, he probably has visions of defeating Chuck in a game of tractor chicken where he is rewarded with Lori Singer pussy for his accomplishment.

1  82nd_airborne_joe 2019-02-18

what exactly is the point of not eating the yolk? is it not the best part? The whites just taste like rubber.

1  suirogerg 2019-02-18

I’ve wondered this, too. Also, in my autism, I imagine he uses the mustard to trick himself into thinking there are yolks, because of the color. Either way, he’s a fucking douchebag with his obsessive sissy diet.

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-18

Dummy believes fat = bad

1  Anarox 2019-02-18

Just like his act, he's stuck in early 90's

1  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-18

Unlike our cholesterol levels, right gang?

1  Anarox 2019-02-18

The sky is the limit