Suggestion: The hours of 5pm-12am this sub is American only. Brits can lurk (within in reason) but all British posting should be confined to 12am-1am
24 2019-02-18 by yoko_awwnaww
The hours of 2am-5pm will be reserved for paid sponsorships and colorful stories aggregated from the best of r/TIFU
22 comments
1 yaseethreeo 2019-02-18
What about us Americans that like to post here late at night? Nice looking out for all Americans, stupid.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
American can post whenever they want, im just saying from 5pm to 10 no brits and no paid sponsorship posts
Don’t worry brotherman, i got you
Im gonna APC the fuck outta this place
1 yaseethreeo 2019-02-18
No I mean why ruin our posting by letting Brits post at that time. That's not looking out for me!
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
i dont know the document your referring too
Obviously some brits edited the post to discredit me and paint me as fucking crumpet muncher
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-18
Nice within in, stupid.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
you found a legal loop hole in my full proof proposal
you son of a bitch
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-18
Best keep your head on a swivel, friend.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-18
I'm Canadian. What about me? Oh yeah that's right, you came from my balls so you don't get to tell me SHIT.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
Lets see you talk that tough to Walter
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-18
Good news. Carradine didn't pawn my shotgun. You won't be seeing those Odd Couple faggots no more.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
hey this is a real father son favor i gotta ask
anyway you take care of that female home invader i came with if your gonna be digging holes anyhow
right about now shes gonna realize she doesnt have her fix and shes gonna be really pissed, like i cant stress how pissed shes gonna be
not joking, you might wanna start with her shes texting me right now
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-18
I was worried about what to tell you about this. Joyomi broke out of the hospital and killed her already. In a really, really bad way. That was me texting you. I was just gonna make it look like she was leaving you. That's a real load off.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
He isnt gonna be staying at the house is he?
ill beat his ass if he touches my fucking pizza rolls, tell him i counted them
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-18
David Carradine is taking him back to the hospital where he shares a room with Danny Ross. Just you and me, buddy!
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
dope, im bringing home two potential home invaders depending on how the night goes
you get the fat one, i get the fatter one
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-18
That's my boy. I'll clean up all the blood and cum. The goddamned cat's licking it.
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-18
Ban the Cape Verdeans.
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1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-02-18
which time zone?
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
whichever time zone your in brotherman
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-18
I assume you mean in GMT
1 Magicmetalknight 2019-02-18
Brits should all be banned.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-18
Good news. Carradine didn't pawn my shotgun. You won't be seeing those Odd Couple faggots no more.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
He isnt gonna be staying at the house is he?
ill beat his ass if he touches my fucking pizza rolls, tell him i counted them