“I couldn’t afford to lay out the money for a big touring vehicle that would store a band and gear that isn’t a tour bus requiring expensive insurance, so I emailed an RV company in order to secure a vehicle and a budget to pay the band in return for branded video content for the RV company that’ll give them a big PR boost. I’m changing the world, so they obvi want my help. I assumed they would give me like $40k but they were like ‘WHO DIS?’ So instead of losing money with a van/hotels/musicians for a tour that no one will show up for, I’ll blame the RV company. They just don’t understand the amount of REAL followers I have that will surely be impacted and rent their own RV to be like me. PS, I fuck kids LOL”
who the fuck buys a motorhome to go tour with no fans. he has to tour to sell the merch and music to ppl who have never heard it... lol i never thought i would see a more delusional idiot than bro joe with his legends of boring ass music..
this shit is as enraging as that goddam 2u behind the band story on youtube. to think that any mother fucker gives 1 goddam about a bunch of old ass faggits cosplaying to a shitty band to begin with is infuriating. almost as this awful faggit and his beyond plain piano playing out of key singing. this redhead douchebag needs to go crawl in bed with dumbfuck depressed joke theif jay moores and try to figure out a sure fire double sucicide plan
I actually read the story on his site. Sounds like he got fucked honestly.
But this dude just wants everyone to play along with his fucking fantasy of going on tour, real bands with passion find a way, they dont wait for their fancy van to be fully functional
27 comments
1 Terahite 2019-02-18
This dude is really trying to wag the dog making people believe he’s famous.
1 HollandJimmy 2019-02-18
The poor fuck got fucked.
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-18
Echoes of Brother Joe
1 Antlovessue 2019-02-18
He cancelled because of a broken down Van
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-02-18
vanlife
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2019-02-18
who?
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-02-18
you obviously weren't paying attention for the 13hrs when he was the centre of the universe on this sub
1 alkiefuck 2019-02-18
jay mohr's butt buddie, he lets him "play" with his son apparently, not a cool guy
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2019-02-18
Who is Jay Mohr?
1 realestassdude 2019-02-18
Some fag that’s actually gay. He tried to make himself known by calling us out. It failed.
1 MrMaloonigansBacon 2019-02-18
“I couldn’t afford to lay out the money for a big touring vehicle that would store a band and gear that isn’t a tour bus requiring expensive insurance, so I emailed an RV company in order to secure a vehicle and a budget to pay the band in return for branded video content for the RV company that’ll give them a big PR boost. I’m changing the world, so they obvi want my help. I assumed they would give me like $40k but they were like ‘WHO DIS?’ So instead of losing money with a van/hotels/musicians for a tour that no one will show up for, I’ll blame the RV company. They just don’t understand the amount of REAL followers I have that will surely be impacted and rent their own RV to be like me. PS, I fuck kids LOL”
1 MrMaloonigansBacon 2019-02-18
This is a submithub blog. He wrote this story himself and paid to have it posted to their site. They took his money, copied, and pasted.
1 Skip4play 2019-02-18
Some morons would call that being " published".
1 PrinceAlena 2019-02-18
This tour would have been a huge success if not for the relentless trolling from an alt-right hate subreddit!
Delusional gays are just the worst aren’t they?
1 jofreal 2019-02-18
Logan “gratuitous verbosity” Lynn. Time to amend that Wiki and add a 500-word treatise on this pivotal development.
1 SibHashian13 2019-02-18
The guy writes longer diatribes than Joe Cumia
1 Gnu_Mutant 2019-02-18
Nice pivot, stupid.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-02-18
His entire huge musical career was detailed by RoadTek Motorhomes? How humiliating and deserved!
1 JuulSantana 2019-02-18
This guy is so boring.
1 Nun-Puncher 2019-02-18
who the fuck buys a motorhome to go tour with no fans. he has to tour to sell the merch and music to ppl who have never heard it... lol i never thought i would see a more delusional idiot than bro joe with his legends of boring ass music..
this shit is as enraging as that goddam 2u behind the band story on youtube. to think that any mother fucker gives 1 goddam about a bunch of old ass faggits cosplaying to a shitty band to begin with is infuriating. almost as this awful faggit and his beyond plain piano playing out of key singing. this redhead douchebag needs to go crawl in bed with dumbfuck depressed joke theif jay moores and try to figure out a sure fire double sucicide plan
1 LamarThePotato 2019-02-18
I understand, too much people trying to attend the shows.
It becomes dangerous and police doesn't allow this kind of heat.
1 Persianschlong 2019-02-18
Rot-hole
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-18
Notice how he shoe horned in the “my fans say I’m just being a lazy rich kid” as if he has fans and as if he has any money. Cringey.
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-18
I actually read the story on his site. Sounds like he got fucked honestly.
But this dude just wants everyone to play along with his fucking fantasy of going on tour, real bands with passion find a way, they dont wait for their fancy van to be fully functional
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-18
You would think a gay man would know how to trim his neck line. This is inexcusable and so fucking infuriating.
1 toe_trigger 2019-02-18
If you cancel a tour that no one bought tickets to, was anything really cancelled?
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-02-18
Next time barter with actual money, stupid