"Oh the Jussie Smollet story? Yea, I haven't really had a chance to read too much about it... It's a tough one man. On one hand, I feel bad but on othe--did he definitely lie? Oh he did. Well, I just haven't read enough on it yet. Giving a definitive opinion, as a comic, is a tough one..."
185 2019-02-17 by DryTeeth
22 comments
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-02-17
Nah way too tall
1 Vulgardervish 2019-02-17
It's just so dead on something Jim Norton would say. He is a fence riding faggot. Wtf happened to him.
1 DryTeeth 2019-02-17
He really epitomizes what it means to be "fake" in show business. Kind of similar to what Stern did (of course, the two have had a little bit different levels of success).
In 90s - Stern played an edgy character, presented like it was himself...but when the PC shit hit the fan, Howie told Ellen how much he loves her dancing...
And Jimmy - when the shit hit fan w/ Louis CK, jerking off in front of consenting adult women, the same guy who put Jimmy on his fucking HBO show, bringing his career to a whole other level - he said "we don't want to believe we've been so wrong about a person".
On his radio show - he spoke those words.
He's about as fucking fake as they get. And to make it worse - Jimmy's entire fucking persona for 90% of his career was that of a pervert into deviant sex.
And of course, the Amy Schumer madness. Not having the fucking integrity or manners to attend CQ's opening night few wks ago. Guy turned out to be a real piece of materialistic shit.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-17
Even Metzger shits on Schumer now, she really has burned every bridge to her old comedic world as possible
1 VicDumb 2019-02-17
Is this in audio or tweets? I wanna hear or see this.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-17
You'd have to sit through Tim Dillon's most recent podcast with him. I forget how far into the episode it was but at one point Tim is talking about Amy's dumb politics and Kurt starts making fun of how she's a phony with no actual beliefs. Its nothing major but even hearing the couple lines of so out of him was shocking to me.
1 Vulgardervish 2019-02-17
Yeah it's astonishing what a heel turn Jim made. I won't even click on anything he does now. It's pure disgust at his face at this point.
1 Anarox 2019-02-17
When Louis spoke about disloyal friends in his standup he was without a doubt thinking about Jimmy the worm
1 SquatToilet 2019-02-17
I don’t think he ever thinks about him
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-02-17
Not true! He stood up for Louie and really took it to those "virtue signalers!"
...like a year and a half after every mother fucker he knew did. And Janeane Garofalo.
But boy howdy, as soon as he was sure it was 100% safe and he would in no way benefit from not doing it, boy he sure let Louie's critics have it!
1 DryTeeth 2019-02-17
Literally every decision he makes in his life- aside from sexual advances with Nordic men who wear skirts - he's thinking about "what will this do for my career"...
1 TheOneWhoDrifts 2019-02-17
He'll go with his overused and 100% wrong : Yeah, but we spent 300 years enslaving his ancestors.
1 CowsAreCurious 2019-02-17
I can't wait for this bitch to try and defend him because he played a blinky priest for 2 episodes on that show.
1 Yeaaaa4 2019-02-17
Wrong show. That was Power, that dude's from Empire. But on point with the acting. Watch his character's death scene, over acting is putting it mildly. Shit was hilarious
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-02-17
"Do you think hes gotta big cock?"
1 McGowan9 2019-02-17
"Those Nigerian brothers look like they'd be a fucking problem, dude."
1 patio87 2019-02-17
Everyone’s a problem when you’re a 5 foot 6 skinny soy boy.
1 suirogerg 2019-02-17
I love how you captured the pause before “did he definitely lie?” Well done.
1 Jimandthem 2019-02-17
Actually when it first came up, to the worm’s credit he said it didn’t feel right. It was the caveman Sam that kept insisting that it definitely happened since he was afraid he would lose cred in the black community
1 sprimusp 2019-02-17
Is that thing making gang signs?
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2019-02-17
Haha, you watched this movie yesterday, too?
1 Roboto420 2019-02-17
Surprised this picture doesn't have him putting his arm around Tommy Lee Jones creepily.