Ugly

that's being nice, he looks like a fucking literal mong that lived too long

Toilet brush

Freshly used, I see

A broom I use to sweep the bathroom with

Fuck off geico

The model that Nazi propaganda artists used when depicting Slavs.

Another WWE gig, another chance to ruin himself further. All while he pays for the privlege.

a giant scrub daddy.

Can’t unsee this.

A nigger

The beard makes him look more like a monster

Jim Henson's nightmare.

I'd like to shave that fucking thing off with a cheese grater. And by that fucking thing I mean his face.

you can look straight into his nasal passage with that curled up nose of his. I hate this thing.

How we haven’t bombarded wwe’s twitter with extreme faggotry, aborted fetuses, and nigger themed pictures and say how it is all curtesy of sam Roberts is beyond me.

I wonder how hard it is to wash cum out of that beard.

I dunno, maybe he just leaves it in.

A human experiment with HGH gone incredibly wrong.

Nice hairline sitting at the top of your skull, gigantic aboriginal philtrum, lack of a limbal ring, upturned grinch like nose, asymmetrical crescent shaped head, deformed archaic hominid ancestor brow, double widows peak, massively disproportionate mustache, and dry ass beard to try (and fail) to cover that all up, stupid.

Adam Walsh!

A mythological creature with tons of dry cum in his beard and hair

I wish he’d donate his body to science today

Please throw acid on his face to make him less ugly