I'm sorry to vegans.

0  2019-02-17 by UltraLordIzReal

But there is no sight more beautiful than a suckling pig slowly roasting on a rotating spit, the skin crackling, the scent an undeniable promise of savory and umami, a fresh apple gently waiting nearby to be placed in its mouth.

10 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-17

How does an apple wait gently?

1  ForceFeedNana 2019-02-17

It doesn't get fucked in it's ass at The Ranch

1  carribbeanjimmy 2019-02-17

Pork is meant for poor people and blacks.. Call me a Cumia but there is nothing better than the loin of an underage cow.

1  UltraLordIzReal 2019-02-17

Veal is OG as well. Duck is very good, I know some people get pissy about whether you want to call it "meat" but eel the way it is served in Japanese restaurants is delicious.

1  PatBattle1 2019-02-17

pork is always better than beef or chicken in oriental food. love eating pork fried rice and chow mein. those Vietnam bahn me pork sandwiches are really good too!

1  LaLaLaLoey 2019-02-17

Pork is really for poor people that being said I’m poor AF and pork is my favorite fewd. Spanish pork is the best.

1  JimandFred 2019-02-17

apologize to Muslims and Jews as well!!!

1  AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-02-17

I’m eating beef jerky it’s okay what you’re having sounds better

1  PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2019-02-17

You must be incredibly fat, the evidence being this food post on this subreddit.

1  Leofan7 2019-02-17

Nice to see you on the sub, Bobby.