I just watched this last night for the 63rd time last night. My new favorite line is when Dude asks the cop if they've got any leads on who stole the car, and he's like "yeah I'll check down at the lab, they've got 4 for more detectives working on this"
Just everything Goodman does in that is gold. From him complaining about a 'bunch of fig eaters trying to find reverse on a soviet tank' to him casually musing about Maimonides.
These detectives were the anti-Keith. They had his records and knew he knew them so baited the fag into bringing his a spreadsheet of his calls, which oddly enough removed the calls the detectives knew he made to one of the brothers. Then the dumb half breed goes un television unprompted and says he's 100% sure the men in the shadowy picture did it. He didn't know they were also on several other cameras (30 were in the area) with a clear picture that identified them. Smollett's lawyer must despise him, he's so goddamned stupid.
Possibly, though (out of white women) blondes and redheads usually age the worst.
Lyonne seems quite smart (for an actor) and appears to have an actual personality, so probably helped her have a bit more longevity than Reid and the one from American Beauty. That and she's one of "the Tribe."
These detectives were the anti-Keith. They had his records and knew he knew them so baited the fag into bringing his a spreadsheet of his calls, which oddly enough removed the calls the detectives knew he made to one of the brothers. Then the dumb half breed goes un television unprompted and says he's 100% sure the men in the shadowy picture did it. He didn't know they were also on several other cameras (30 were in the area) with a clear picture that identified them. Smollett's lawyer must despise him, he's so goddamned stupid.
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1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-17
I just watched this last night for the 63rd time last night. My new favorite line is when Dude asks the cop if they've got any leads on who stole the car, and he's like "yeah I'll check down at the lab, they've got 4 for more detectives working on this"
1 multiple_migggs 2019-02-17
Nice favorite part, stupid.
1 ActionJaxson 2019-02-17
Nice using “last night” twice in the same sentence like an 8 year old, stupid.
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-17
...shit.
1 OfficialGoatsePcast 2019-02-17
Oooo the Colin/Florentine combo insult.
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-17
I'll check with the boys down at the crime lab
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-02-17
the funniest part is when he says "Johnson??"
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-17
I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!
1 Maggot_Master 2019-02-17
“They found it lodged against and abutment.” “Lodged where???”
1 treali94 2019-02-17
Nah best line will always be “that was me and six other dudes.”
1 zoob1357 2019-02-17
Do you watch it every week every day when it's on every week?
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-17
Just everything Goodman does in that is gold. From him complaining about a 'bunch of fig eaters trying to find reverse on a soviet tank' to him casually musing about Maimonides.
1 IceBoxChamberlain 2019-02-17
They got us working in shifts
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-02-17
I daresay she had a more competent investigator on her tail. This Smolet business should have been done with on day one.
1 stonepitbull141 2019-02-17
His accomplices were arrested at the airport on Wednesday, so it sounds like the cops were just waiting for them to get back from Nigeria.
1 Phkna1 2019-02-17
Niggeria?
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-17
These detectives were the anti-Keith. They had his records and knew he knew them so baited the fag into bringing his a spreadsheet of his calls, which oddly enough removed the calls the detectives knew he made to one of the brothers. Then the dumb half breed goes un television unprompted and says he's 100% sure the men in the shadowy picture did it. He didn't know they were also on several other cameras (30 were in the area) with a clear picture that identified them. Smollett's lawyer must despise him, he's so goddamned stupid.
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-17
A fellow brother Shamus?
1 vatred 2019-02-17
What is that, an Irish monk?
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-17
Smolett would still suck your cock for a thousand dollars
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-17
Most of us Panera employees would, too.
1 LiberalPussy 2019-02-17
What’s this in reference to?
1 BlueBash 2019-02-17
It's from the motion picture, The Big Lebowski
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-02-17
Shame on you
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-17
You've never seen The Big Lebowski?
1 earlsgrandma 2019-02-17
"sounds exhausting"
1 McGowan9 2019-02-17
She did not age well. Who'd have thought that a bottle of stoli and 2 packs of Marlboro lights a day could destroy a young woman's looks?
1 treali94 2019-02-17
She was always going to age harshly. She isn’t like Lohan who could have aged gracefully if she had lived better.
Crazy how of all those kids Natasha lyonne had a mental breakdown and still had the best career.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-17
Possibly, though (out of white women) blondes and redheads usually age the worst.
Lyonne seems quite smart (for an actor) and appears to have an actual personality, so probably helped her have a bit more longevity than Reid and the one from American Beauty. That and she's one of "the Tribe."
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-17
I don't find Natasha Lyonne yo br particularly physically attractive but boy do I want to fuck the shit out of her.
1 schmurmems 2019-02-17
This would be funny except Bunny wasn't in on any hoax, it was the nihilists.
1 jubbytime 2019-02-17
I knew I goofed. Fuck. Thank you for pointing this out. This post is a lie.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-02-17
Should have posted Karl Hungus. Granted, that would have brought Jimmy here so he could edge to the picture for seven hours, but still.
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-17
Do it again but this time it can be called 'Hoaxers more committed than Jussie Smollett' with a picture of the girl Nihilists severed toe.
1 MonsteRain 2019-02-17
Overrated movie
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-17
Well that's just, like, your opinion man.
1 MonsteRain 2019-02-17
clever
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2019-02-17
Your account name is a reference to a prop comics childhood blowjob stories. Literally zero people give a shit about what you think. Shut up.
1 MonsteRain 2019-02-17
still doesn't make the movie better, go cry about it more
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2019-02-17
This guy named himself after a Jim Norton stand up bit. What a fucking loser, lol.
1 MonsteRain 2019-02-17
"shut the fuck up Donnie" lmao
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2019-02-17
"I sucked this kids cock and we called it monster rain" lmao
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-02-17
Most disappointing nudes in history
1 Persianschlong 2019-02-17
obviously yur not a golfer
1 stonepitbull141 2019-02-17
His accomplices were arrested at the airport on Wednesday, so it sounds like the cops were just waiting for them to get back from Nigeria.
1 ElFaporino 2019-02-17
A fellow brother Shamus?
1 Phkna1 2019-02-17
Niggeria?
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-17
These detectives were the anti-Keith. They had his records and knew he knew them so baited the fag into bringing his a spreadsheet of his calls, which oddly enough removed the calls the detectives knew he made to one of the brothers. Then the dumb half breed goes un television unprompted and says he's 100% sure the men in the shadowy picture did it. He didn't know they were also on several other cameras (30 were in the area) with a clear picture that identified them. Smollett's lawyer must despise him, he's so goddamned stupid.