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I imagine he’s looking over at his gun case right now, wondering if he’d fuck up his own suicide.

If only that pub would have put more jameson in that Irish coffee.

Best part of the whole story.

The gun case in view of a window....fucking idiot.

How else is he supposed to STICK it to his LIBTARD neighbors?

It’s a potato gun.

He'll end up with the entire collection in bandoliers and the machete between his teeth, riding his bike through Reddit HQ corridors looking for the sub's office.

This sub continues to do the lord's work here on Earth. Praise Mel.

1st of march isn't listed as busy on joes tour page. We did it gang! Hope triumphed over hate

No effect on their lives. Suck my libtard dick, you nigger faggot.

If we get him on two more episodes, he gets a permanent credit in the closing reel.

I’m ready to see more old lady judge cans.

I want Joe to have a SAG card.

He already has sag tits

I'll see if Marion is up for going to People's Court she loves the show!

Watch out, she'll have your head on a silva platta!

TOUGH GUUUYYYYYY

We need a new Apollo 13 video.

Joe has an album called live at the apollo if that helps

http://i.imgur.com/rq0P6s5h.jpg

When was it supposed to be? I can't find it on their website

https://www.tallyhotheater.com

The cumias couldn't muster a mildly cranky mob for a book signing

Only four were visible on the table, where do you think the fifth one was?

Rectum. Damn near killed 'em.

Now we need to demand libtard tally hoe to have our card holder hero back or we riot

I really want this to go down like that

It's still there but you can't buy tickets https://www.tallyhotheater.com/guitarlegends0301199

Its looks like it was removed from Facebook and that fucked up some integrations they have with the website auto linking.

https://www.tallyhotheater.com/guitarlegends0301199

Stop. With the Jussie Smollet thing going down today I can only beat my dick raw so many times.

No effect on their lives.

Lol.

All the libtards in Leesburg Virginia

Yup. The Link is dead.

On a side note, I didn't even realize Saliva was still a band.

Maybe the title of their hit song will be something in joes immediate future.

Lol he must be so fucking mad right now

He's hammering out a ten page response one key at a time with just his pointer fingers right now.

Stupid retarded faggot of African descent

With mouth half opened

What a day

"Tally Ho" sounds like a gay gentleman's club in 1920s London

That's weird. Did his daughter suddenly get sick?

Her ability to be a child was poisoned

Cut to the 2U rehearsal studio:

"That's another cancelled gig, nice fucking going Joe."

"Whaaaa? (staring intently at phone) Huh? Who said what now?"

"What the fuck Joe, I thought you were gonna quit that shit? Can't you see what it's doing to you...TO US????"

"Huh? Yeah, I know, I'm gonna...I'm cutting back and WHAT THE FUCK GODDAMN REDDIT COCKSUCKERS...FUCK!!!! (hurls phone across room, hits drummer)

"All right Joe, that does it, I quit! Find yourself another Larry Mullen Jr. lookalike!"

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That nigga a frankenstein, so that's no easy task

I really don't understand how the other band members put up with him. Especially knowing now that the old singer was a liberal (because Joe obviously had to rant about him being a LIBTARD after he left). It's one thing if he's just an annoying retard online and his annoying faggoty self in person, but as soon as a single gig gets cancelled because of his shit it's time to start looking for someone else to pretend to be Edge. You clearly don't even have to look like him.

Would be fun if, as soon as he's replaced, U2 have them as openers on a huge tour.

Fake. Clearly photo shopped.

A site called "image-ur".

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

N O E F F E C T O N T H E I R L I V E S

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Ladies and gentlemen... We got 'im

Proud of you guys, another racist on the street

is there a Not Interested button?

Joe didn’t make an immediate comment on this?

It's possible the show sold out: https://twitter.com/RestonPatch/status/1096285741657669632

There were several other bands involved in the show, so I doubt that it was cancelled. I wouldn't be surprised if Joe is still playing there and they've just gone dark about it.

I agree, this does seem possible.

It is interesting that the photo in the Tweet doesn't list Joe's bands. Though, that could be to just keep away the trolls. Hard to tell.

Looks like just a picture of Joe....

Then why remove it completely for their site then? Typically when a show sells out they still keep it on the schedule and still put a note that it's sold out on there.

I'm pretty sure there's a tweet from a few days ago from Tally Ho listing the bands playing that day. Maybe I'm mistaken but I was definitely under the impression several bands/musicians were playing.

Boy he really sucks his own dick in that article. No mention of the other people in the band. After looking at that playlist, there are a few songs that seem a bit out of his vocal range so that whole " NOTE FOR NOTE" comment might be a bit far fetched.

Lol his event was called "Guitar Legends Live!"? What was he gonna do, come out on stage and sit on a stool and say "Oh, didn't see you there. I'm guitar legend Joe Cumia and I'll be joined spiritually by my peers this evening... through song"? EW

Changing wigs between legends, doing horrendous accent impressions, sparklers mounted on his Chibson for the Hendrix finale.

What a great thing to wake up to on a Sunday. Love you all and hope you have a fantastic day, on today, the Lord's day.

I'm not a fan of Joe "Nigger Lips" Cumia, but I think it's pretty low to interfere with a person's ability to make a living. That's some SJW type shit right there.

Nothing to do with SJW, it’s just hilarious.

wtf is sjw

Type it into google so you dont have to wait for an answer.

lol nah

Social justice warrior

Sounds simultaneously good and faggy as shit. Let's all just stop saying it to minimize confusion.

Go fuck yourself. Joe can get a 9-5 job anywhere he wants and no one would do shit about it.

You cannot expect such a talented rock legend to get a job at Walmart. Such a pathetic job is beneath me him!

Sincerely,

Joe Cumia John Smith

When probably 90% of honest artists kill themselves...yeah that would be real lovely for him

You make it sound like this whole place was hounding them when it took only a couple really noisy people. Everyone else is just laughing.

Joe goes low. We go lower. Fuck him.

Check who's the day after, Saliva.

Hahahaha yes!!!

I’m just worried they took it down to throw us off.

whatever we sent enough shit to the news crap there

At the very least theres no advertisering and no one can buy tickets lol

Hey Tally Ho, dont forget to send the cancellation on paper through the mail too. Dont want to end up on peoples court.

No effect on their lives

whatever we sent enough shit to the news crap there

When probably 90% of honest artists kill themselves...yeah that would be real lovely for him

At the very least theres no advertisering and no one can buy tickets lol