Ps -ef and kill 9 all like the first linux things you learn and joe would think you were some super hacker. Remember this is the guy sending our ips to the FBI
Denounces Windows 10, reveals secret helpful Windows 10 feature. Yes, that sounds about right. Wait until he discovers that you can restore a file from the Recycle Bin, his world will never be the same.
Joe Cumia posts this dumb shit because he thinks he is smarter than everyone. In his world, the sheep of the world would click the ad and call the number. This is something Joe himself almost certainly did, and was instructed by the disinterested Geek Squad teenager not to do that. Then he showed Joe a special Computer Whiz trick, which he is now sharing with us like he came up with it.
The best part of his stories is he wants to push the narrative that he is uniquely targeted. He fell for what was essentially a ham steak beneath a box propped up with a stick and a string tied to it, and he wants to talk like it was a stalker who studied his weak spots.
No Joe, you are a 13 year old illiterate Arab boy who just stepped on a 20 year old landmine. You didnt beat anyone and nobody is keeping score.
You know, of all imagined ops, the most realistic would be slipping that Squad Geek $100 for tipping off a nearby volunteer when the man brings in his box again, and another bill for stepping aside for a few minutes. A raw feed straight from the oaf's den could be a streaming hit.
The best/worst part is the heir of superiority that Joe feels in his life for the most mundane things. He knows not to panic at a pop up ad, he doesn’t cry at the dentist, and he doesn’t get nervous from airplane turbulence.
I’m going to be real sad when Joe gets locked up for hitting his new girlfriend with a pan, he provides so much entertainment.
25 comments
1 allenricketts 2019-02-17
the email he “mistakenly” clicked was probably from BigApIIeRanch@gmail
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-17
He is really fucking gormless.
1 yaseethreeo 2019-02-17
Hows the butthash?
1 literalotherkin 2019-02-17
What?
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-02-17
This guy's such a stoner.
1 yaseethreeo 2019-02-17
Hey alright.
1 burlapsack69 2019-02-17
Thank you, Joe, for answering the age old question of "who actually falls for porn ads?"
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-02-17
He called the number, what a stupid asshole
1 BlackManMoan 2019-02-17
Joe is the smartest person he knows.
1 Jungies 2019-02-17
...he had to pay someone to reinstall Windows, twice.
1 yaseethreeo 2019-02-17
Windows 10 is the easiest most casual friendly operating system behind a jitterbug phone. Joe is a moron.
1 quasi100 2019-02-17
Ps -ef and kill 9 all like the first linux things you learn and joe would think you were some super hacker. Remember this is the guy sending our ips to the FBI
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-17
Old faggot
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-17
Denounces Windows 10, reveals secret helpful Windows 10 feature. Yes, that sounds about right. Wait until he discovers that you can restore a file from the Recycle Bin, his world will never be the same.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-17
Or that you have to empty the recycle bin
1 BLACKMARQUETTE 2019-02-17
so so so so so so so you’re saying if I pay the money the virus will go away? I’ll have to ask my brother Anthony Cuemia for his credit card
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-02-17
How the fuck is this not a parody? It's like he's living 15-20 years behind everyone else.
Dumb old fuck.
1 throwawayyy746595 2019-02-17
Wait so he just clicked a phishing link? Then took several paragraphs to explain it. I'm amazed I'm still surprised at his level of retard
1 couscous_anonymous 2019-02-17
Joe is not that kind of an asshat.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-02-17
Joe Cumia posts this dumb shit because he thinks he is smarter than everyone. In his world, the sheep of the world would click the ad and call the number. This is something Joe himself almost certainly did, and was instructed by the disinterested Geek Squad teenager not to do that. Then he showed Joe a special Computer Whiz trick, which he is now sharing with us like he came up with it.
1 deumae 2019-02-17
And of course, right after admitting that others solved whatever non-problem he had, he has "eliminated this mess".
1 TriangleDimes 2019-02-17
The best part of his stories is he wants to push the narrative that he is uniquely targeted. He fell for what was essentially a ham steak beneath a box propped up with a stick and a string tied to it, and he wants to talk like it was a stalker who studied his weak spots.
No Joe, you are a 13 year old illiterate Arab boy who just stepped on a 20 year old landmine. You didnt beat anyone and nobody is keeping score.
1 deumae 2019-02-17
You know, of all imagined ops, the most realistic would be slipping that Squad Geek $100 for tipping off a nearby volunteer when the man brings in his box again, and another bill for stepping aside for a few minutes. A raw feed straight from the oaf's den could be a streaming hit.
1 WalterWhite2012 2019-02-17
The best/worst part is the heir of superiority that Joe feels in his life for the most mundane things. He knows not to panic at a pop up ad, he doesn’t cry at the dentist, and he doesn’t get nervous from airplane turbulence.
I’m going to be real sad when Joe gets locked up for hitting his new girlfriend with a pan, he provides so much entertainment.
1 PrinceAlena 2019-02-17
Joe Cumia thinks security updates are useless