Reminder: Jim Norton is a community college flunkie who likes to pontificate about the universe and human psychology.

24  2019-02-16 by suirogerg

He’s not edgy, he’s not smart, he’s not creative.

4 comments

1  DonkeyPump 2019-02-16

He likes to pontificate about ejaculating into the rectums of Nordic strongmen with mascara on.

1  quasi100 2019-02-16

Him having a non ironic advice show is the funniest thing hes ever done

1  SirSodomy 2019-02-16

His advice show is a great guide on many how to’s such as:

How to be mediocre at your job

How to be destined to a lonely death despite being rich with a prestigious job title

How to have a bunch of connections in the industry and ultimately go nowhere because you’re mediocre

How to complain and act like a prima donna even though you have the easiest job on the planet

How to have a personal trainer but have zero muscle mass

How to have no knowledge of your supposed hobbies (like MMA)

1  LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-16

Jim thought the reason planets gave gravity is because they spin.

You know, because when you spin things around like this, stuff tends to be drawn inwards, right?

Fucking idiot.