if your daughter is Tonight Everybody, and she marries Ronaldus Wang-Chung, she will be listed as Everybody-Wang-Chung, Tonight in the phone book.

1  2019-02-15 by thotwars

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We've done nothing to deserve this barrage of Cumtown tier shit.

I'm a simple man, when I see a heckin doggo boot snoot with an autistic child who speed runs on twitch with his nintendo switch while despacito plays on endless loop to fight fascism and support LBTIQI2AFAG+, I upvote.

This is reddit in a nutshell!

You need to take this shit back to regular reddit where they actually upvote dad jokes.

after stealing chef boyardee's ravioli patent, campbells corporation forced chef B into indentured servitude in lieu of a salary. chef b agreed on the arrangement to pay off debts incurred while inventing his ravioli. at the end he was left with nothing but brokeness and destitutition. and to top it off? he was campbells CEO buried him in a large SpaghettiOs can after he died on the job working on the ravioli assembly line.