He’s getting old.

Laser skin resurfacing. Makes your skin all shiny:

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He regrets the homophobic lyrics on his old albums and is making things right by transitioning to an aging lesbian.

Looks like Liotta in those Chantix commercials

Middle aged wiggers are pretty rare. Most of the wiggers I knew grew out of it after 7th-8th grade.

Em's pushing 50. Hip hop/rap ages like a fucking avocado. I listen to a song or so from 80's-90's rap, but I would never dress like it or be seen in public at one of their concerts. That's why it's hilarious that all these soundcloud fags are tatting up their whole body and have pink faggot hair- most of these dudes are in their early 20's. They got 5-10 years of relevance left at best. Em's probably the best ever and even he's not particularly relevant to the hip hop scene.

I don’t like rap really because I can’t relate to it and it most of it just sounds stupid. I think some of it sounds funny or whatever though I like that song “fuck dat nigga”.

it's mostly shit unless you're high (i don't smoke anymore) but big l has always been good/funny

my favourite

Em's pushing 50. Hip hop/rap ages like a fucking avocado. I listen to a song or so from 80's-90's rap, but I would never dress like it or be seen in public at one of their concerts.

Every week I travel for work. One morning I'm standing in line at a shitty buffet and there's these two dudes in front of me wearing "Public Enemy" jackets. They looked to be in their late 50s. Just a couple of elderly gentlemen waiting in line for some warmed over scrambled eggs.

I was a HUGE fan of Public Enemy in the 80s and then it dawned on me...

Am I eating breakfast with PE?!

Sure enough, I look online and Public Enemy had played a show the night before.

It really bummed me out to be honest. Chuck D 'kept it real' for thirty years and he's rewarded with a lukewarm breakfast after playing for an audience full of boomers who got their tickets on a Groupon, while Dr Dre becomes the wealthiest musician the world has ever known.

Dr Dre is a faggot

A she thing

Wearing pumps and mascara-

Word is that Suge Knight is also a huge fag as are a disturbingly large number of black entertainers.

Does Anthony know? This could be the olive branch out of obscurity for him.

Chuck D is way more respected than Dre, he'll be fine.

Can't buy a Maserati with respect

lol stephen paddock

you have to diversify your assets. Dre took his money from 3 good albums and used it to launch Eminem and 50 cent, and then used that money to get even richer.

if you notice the richest rappers are ones that got their money from shilling other shit. Chuck D was always in rap for the politics and thats why he hasn't done much with his life.

if you notice the richest rappers are ones that got their money from shilling other shit.

Agreed 100%. Dre is fabulously wealthy because he endorsed some headphones. Sammy Hagar is fabulously wealthy because he founded a tequila brand.

Public Enemy stuck to their guns, but that's why they're still working, though they're pushing 60.

Exactly. And I'll get shit for this but if you look up where they're playing. They're only one step above 2U. Which is why they were eating at a buffet next to some guy posting beefers on this subreddit

Hey, we're calling them tits now. Trying to make this place seem a little more classy.

Remember when someone asked to see his wife's tits, so he actually posted a pic then immediately deleted it, presumably having realized his mistake? One of the funniest things I've experienced from this wonderful place.

id like to see that

Those Public Enemy jackets are still fucking cool though. Those things are timeless. Axl Rose wears one in the You Could Be Mine/T2 video.

That is so cool, dude!

thats pretty accurate, musicians overall have a good 4 or 5 years of relevancy, not counting the legendary outliers. Em from 1999-2002 was great and even he admits he hasn't made a good album since. after that they keep making shittier and shittier albums until they die or they just coast on the albums they made.

Kurt Cobain was smart like that, he killed himself at the right time. its not like he was going to make a better album than the ones he did.

I don't even like M &Ms. But he had one decent album since then. The one with Cinderella Man.

You mean Courtney was smart like that. If she had waited ten years to off him his estate would have been severely diminished.

I thought kamikaze was good

They got 5-10 years of relevance left at best.

lol try 2-3. The big thing 2-3 years ago was Kendrick Lamar and Kanye West, right? the point is music constantly changes and unless you can adapt and change you're only going to be seen as a fad/one hit wonder if you ever do make it big.

either way getting face tattoos is gay period. Especially when you're wasting all of your money on lean and shit you don't need "to flex" when you're gonna need a real job soon anyway cus this soundcloud rapping shit aint gonna last.

You are correct, but I wanted to give the rappers that are actually talented some credit. Member Fetty Wap? Dude was everywhere and then was apparently sent to the shadow realm.

J-Roc was WAY better raper AND never mixed politics with his art .

J-Roc -- Only ''all inclusive'' artist

That nigga Sheek Louch will spit in your food; tell the women in your family to suck my dick

Racist. Reported

I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan, and I'm innocent 'till my guilt is proven.

That is not good.

J-Roc was WAY better raper

hell yeah dude

Nice facelift.

that's too bad

Anne Heche looks like shit.

It's Liberace

His ex-wife said he can't get a hard-on without Viagra lmao. She only needed one line to destroy him after all the songs he made about her.

She could be lying, but he could also have gone through a ton of pussy and just needs more and more to get it up now.

Most of us on this sub have experienced this themselves.

Haha yeah, pussy.

Yea. Girl pussy. The best kind.

gussy

there are publicly available photos of him with an alleged child prostitute (14y/o) at the time.

''eminem rachael chandler''

You mean rock/rap artists like teen girls?

eminem rachael chandler

Bill Clinton hit it first: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPDgk3SUEAAXAvL.jpg

Any links that don’t claim she’s a product of MKULTRA?

her own or cabal pages, if still available

That’s a perfectly sincere, honest answer, Fezzie.

Rude and rude

I think Ol' Em fell for Operation Brownstone - Brownstar.

I want it to be true but you cant seriously be considering believing a woman.

Botox is a hell of a Drug. He looks like an Old Boy. Hopefully hes never accidentally fucked his daughter.

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If that's not a wax sculpture, there's something wrong with the world.

Why is he wearing a beanie indoors?

AIDSy....

The coffee pot thing was the worst. No beats, weak rhymes, in a parking garage with black dudes standing behind him to prove he's still a wigger. Then twitter pretended it was good because orange man then he faded back into obscurity until his next shit album was released which also fizzled immediately.

After Devil's Night, he just decided to make everything sound like remixed circus music, then suddenly he's the biggest artist in the world and D12 is playing local shows and going to cookouts in Detroit.

Just like Kamikaze, too. The only way that got any buzz was the Machine Gun Kelly diss track stuff. This fucker hasn't done anything worth listening to since about half of Relapse and that's ten years old.

I'm not sure what's worse, his finger-waving Cranky Old Man antics against younger rappers or his soulful sobriety and fatherhood shit.

He was only fun when he was running around doing drugs.

Also I know this is blasphemous on reddit but I kinda think MGK got the better of him.

Me too. But I'm sure I'll get downvoted into oblivion.

"You're beard is weird." Slated him /s

He also called Em a pussy.

How do you figure? MGK's diss was pure trash. more people might know who he is now, but to them he's just the guy that got destroyed by Eminem, and to people like me who used to kinda like him, we suddenly realized that he's this corny retard that thinks he's tough and intimidating.

If you can listen to these lyrics without cringing, you need to have your ass kicked.

I have no idea what the fuck are they saying in the first place.

Boils down to: "I'm from a shit hole city that no one cares about, so be scared".

Why the fuck do people take pride in a place they were born in? I thought to be proud of something it actually had to be something you, you know, did, not just a random place you happened to fall out of your mother into. Fuck anyone who thinks like that.

Faggots.

I guess you could argue that growing up in some shitty place is doing something and someone who lives through two decades of Chiraq should get more merit points than someone who grew up in some super safe suburb with near zero crime.

Not to say these people aren't faggots of course and also I meant I literally don't understand the words they are saying, let alone the meaning behind them.

MGK said it all, truthfully. Eminem is sober and bored and 46 years old. He's done it all, and not going to get any better. He should just go away.

To add to your point; Em's beard is weird, he's a thin skinned pussy, and he reads the dictionary all day.

exactly, Ice-T knew how to do it. he quit music once he realized he didn't have material that could top his best album so he switched to acting. Eminem should have used his 8 mile role to appear in more shit. he was offered the starring role in Elysium and that had a budget of 115 million. and that was a decade after his 8 mile role. he could have easily stopped recording shit albums and have become an action star.

Ice T. Is also a fucking fossil.

Hes not much older than Eminem

I was quoting Greg Giraldo from one of the Comedy Central Roast's.

I remember when he made fun of Moby, now he is looking AIDSY just like him.

That Triumph, Eminem, and Moby thing at the VMA's was pretty funny.

literal wigger

Nice acid peel face, stupid. Does he still LARP as a criminal black? I have not payed attention since the Slim shady LP

Another dry drunk like Jim

Looks like he's eating a vegan diet.

Orfulli Hawt Cawfey Pawt! He's Or-wanje!

Yeah, coz that's how you'll get relevant again, the rap equivalent of the NPC meme.

High-quality, original content

He held in there for a while. These past few years, though, have completely ruined any reputation he had. He's the old man trying to pander to the young crowd.

In all seriousness thats a really strange 180 to pull. From offending everyone with glee, and having fuckyou money, to sorrowful and apologetic. Its really odd. Old age i guess.

Eminem is a victim of, The Beast.. He has really outlived his usefulness to the Jews and every other leech/hangers on. MKUltra is real and still operational to this day. TPTB don't give any old asshole a platform.

tptb?

I'll never understand how he achieved any popularity. His voice sounds like a gay Looney Tunes character. Like how the fuck do you listen to his "music" and not feel like the biggest faggot on the planet?

Well besides being a great rapper, he was also at the right place at the right time. Came in during MTV’s popularity in the late 90s with the height of TRL, and was the anti-pop star when you had *NSYNC, BSB, Spears snd others being shoved down our throats. Guys like me as a teen back then loveddd that shit. The girls loved him cause he was “cute” and the guys liked him because he was outlandish/rebellious but also had skills. Now it’s like an entirely different person...sure he still has “skills” but he’s aligned with pop stars to make shitty hits like Walk on Water. It was cool only once when he collabed with Rihanna, but after that, nope. Now he feuds with new rappers who doesn’t think he’s all that and it doesn’t translate as well. He’s also like 50 so he’s not cool anymore lol

Yeah, he skyrocketed during that whole anti-authority trend of the late 90’s. Being a rebellious, anti-hero faggot who did cool things like sticking your thumb out while you flip the bird to a camera was quite the rage. It explains why people like Eminem, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and that insufferable Fred Durst were cool.

Well when I was a teen that shit worked so screw me! lol

You and me both lol.

Best flow and lyrics will do that.

“ all my west side bitches throw it up. Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef and blow it up. “

I wanna see the boat movie.

You can tell he paid attention to the exact positioning of his beanie like some kind of faggot or something

He actually has dark brown hair like those eyebrows so he's been drying his hair blonde for decades. Samantha Ronson dyke looking motherfucker. Dress your age, you queef.

everybody knows he dyes his hair, he's mentioned it often.

get a load of columbo over here figuring out eminem bleaches his hair

Oh and one more thing, you're queer.

Self hating white man.

He always squints one eye. To try to look tough. Or like he's strung out. And I think he got a nose job. Like a fuckin woman.

wax figure eminem

I'm more of a Joon your m'nt fan myself

Technically, Ellen is a lesbian.

Holy shit the greatest rapper alive had to do facial work/surgery....that’s ummm disheartening as someone who loved this dude as a teen growing up on his music

Looks like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers

Nigga lookin' like Mass Effect 2 graphics.

I’ve always hated this guy.

He has aged like fine milk

The wigger king.

Good ol' dick nose

She could be lying, but he could also have gone through a ton of pussy and just needs more and more to get it up now.

Most of us on this sub have experienced this themselves.

That Triumph, Eminem, and Moby thing at the VMA's was pretty funny.

You mean rock/rap artists like teen girls?

I want it to be true but you cant seriously be considering believing a woman.

eminem rachael chandler

Bill Clinton hit it first: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPDgk3SUEAAXAvL.jpg

Any links that don’t claim she’s a product of MKULTRA?

You are correct, but I wanted to give the rappers that are actually talented some credit. Member Fetty Wap? Dude was everywhere and then was apparently sent to the shadow realm.

I think Ol' Em fell for Operation Brownstone - Brownstar.