Freudian slip

Boipucci: So nice ya gotta do it twice.

Multiple people have volunteered to say this to his fat cow face and he’s bitched out. Fuck you Joe. You’re getting everything you deserve.

Joe, for the 10th time, learn the difference between slander and libel.

Yeah that bugged me too. Worst part is he tries so hard to sound intelligent but writes like a high school student.

A special needs high school student

That's the best part to me

Slander is when we call him a racist but he isn’t one. Libel is when we call him a racist due to his words and actions, but he doesn’t carry the card on him at all times. Hence he isn’t a “card carrying racist”, joe is always one step ahead of you libtards.

They are both the same offense but the difference is slander is spoken word and libel is written word.

I’m aware, I was mocking joe’s big brain 🧠

I've corrected him on a couple of posts too. It's almost like he doesn't read everything on this sub.

Is my time even worth it anymore. I'm feeling depressed; I should sue Joe for emotional distress.

You did subpoena him

Cmon. What do you expect him to do, read about it? Research?

Why not just go with your gut and Facebook posts when it comes to your own education? The Joe Cumia Method.

Well, when you put it that way, he has plenty of gut to go with

To be fair, his brother's equally idiotic inability to understand the difference between the two may have confused him.

I would definately have the balls to say it to your fat bovine face, stupid.

I fucking love how he keeps complimenting the establishment in between denying being a violent pedophile. I'm sure that will smooth things over.

Especially when it's in the same paragraph; that pub owner must be seething with rage by now. Of course, Joe won't think of that when he goes back there - "so how about that free coffee and we call it quits".

It's how he self identifies in private then stupidly uses the same term when denying his racism.

Yes. What fuckin' club owner wants to see their place and pedophilia (twice!) mentioned in the same sentence? Joe is gig poison.

I'd be livid, and might actually look at some sort of cease & desist thing if I were them. Really looking forward to the Virginia place's reaction.

Indeed!

Oh come on, can’t you see from his 20 posts that he’s above all this drama?

what is up with his insistence on using the phrase "card carrying" to prefix everything? It's like he heard someone say it once in a movie and repeats it like a child would.

“Can’t wait for the mail to get here. My racist card should be coming any day now!”

giggle

A buzzword that he heard around the poker table and added it to his limited vocabulary to try and sound like he knows what he is talking about.

Also he seems like the the sort of dumb asshole who would have a wallet full of vanity cards like "Official Facts Over Feelings Club"

My personal favorite-Bikini Inspector.

"I find this dinner quite shallow and pedantic."

He probably heard Card Carrying Communist in a "documentary" once and assumed every group hands out membership-cards

no one carries a card for anything now anyways. Faggot should said "App loading pedohile"

The app being the compound media app

Loading please wait

Have you ever tried to clear cache and cookies?

Did everyone forget how frequently Anthony bragged about getting out of speeding tickets by flashing PBA cards? I'm positive it comes from that.

Even before he turned into the retarded lunatic he is now his obsession with it was bizarre if not repulsive. He was proud of being a shit citizen. I have a feeling that in his mind, if it were to be known that a cop had done him a "solid" while being hard on all the blacks, it meant that Dennis Hopper was wrong about the Moors after all. I don't know what else could explain it. You could always hear his faggot sides of his mouth turn up in some kind of ecstasy over whatever he thought it meant.

Being a cop makes you a scumbag. Being a weasely, perpetually afraid, frail little wop that hides behind the power of a cop's business card is beyond fucking pathetic.

That's how they phrase it in NAMBLA

"Fine establishment". Like they're gonna go "oh, he thinks this is a fine establishment, he must be a nice guy. Let's invite him back."

No, Joe. You're done. You desperate, fat fucking faggot.

Anybody hear "fine establishment" would interpret it as sarcasm.

When is he going to REALIZE that typing like THIS makes HIM seem like a RAGING, UNSTABLE OLD MAN.

"You Said Pedophilia twice"
"I like pedophilia"

This retard is one of a few things keeping me on this sub. If he could just not do something dumb for a month I bet half of this subs traffic would fall off.

Joe took a break from slipping on banana peels for a couple weeks & this place devolved into aimless faggot posts but it's nice to see some focus again.

I gotta go drink the spit, drink the spit...

Consequences will never be the same!!!!

"HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE DRAW ATTENTION TO MY OWN STATEMENTS THAT I WILLINGLY POSTED FOR ANYONE TO SEE!?"

Using popular websites with his real name and a picture of himself made it really hard to figure it out it was him, though. Great opsec.

For lunch Joe ordered a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.

He charged it to the Underhill account.

Clearly this was a post that he was working on for 10mins. Had some editing problems trying to get all his thoughts in there.

Oh god... You're probably right. Joe, you buffoon.

I love this sub. Just when shit was getting stale Joe comes in and gets all worked up.

I think twice denying pedophilia in the same sentence equates an admission. Like when you multiply negative numbers.

Did I mention they called me a pedophile?

Yes. Twice.

Joe would love balls in his face

It's almost like someone made a second Joseph Cumia account using the same picture and is posting things non-stop that play to this sub, and of anyone took the time to click the profile they'd realize it wasn't either of SAMCRO's accounts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9pqezxFfgs#t=18s

I'm crying laughing. And the way they set up the camera so the two schwoogs frame his shot. Wonderful!

Three people offered to fight you, Joe. One guy even said you could use his gym. I even offered a guitar duel, remember?

Who's the scared faggot, exactly?

Well at least they didn't call him a pedophile

The fact that he keeps doubling down on not being a pedophile, tells me that he's definitely lying. At first, on People's Court, it seemed like type of Freudian slip. Of all the accusations against him, pedophilia is the one and only accusation that he tries to dismiss multiple times in a conversation.

Joe, I would definitely "tell" you that you're a bag of shit to your FACE, but you've never come into my Panera store.

But he is NOT a porn star

Say "internet" again, dummy. And people have offered to say it to your face, but you were uncharacteristicaly silent in response. Look, there're just too many mistakes in his latest rant to make fun of. Let's just call him a simpleton of the highest order.

I bet he didn’t sign up OR sign up.

I want to know what the FALSE allegations are.

Pedophilia really is top-of-mind for Joe.

Nobody here ever called Joe a card carrying anything. Nobody said that since the 1940s.

He's truly one of the dumbest men on this Earth.

"A card carrying racist......."

Hmmm. What? The fuck does that even mean Joe?

pedo squared.

The audacity of this fat idiot to think that this bar would put their reputation on the line to defend some mediocre cover musician who had a lacklustre performance on a Wednesday night

Wait, why'd he phrase it "trolls"? Is he saying they're not trolls now?

The guy can't even stop thinking about pedophilia long enough to write a defensive post on facebook. What a dunce.

Yes, it's UNBELIEVABLE how the person who runs the JJ Pub & Eatery FB page isn't online for 23 hours a day, furiously deleting posts as soon as they appear.

i would 100% call him a lame, stupid, racist biker to his face

It's incredible how he cannot stop doing this lmao

Everyone is shaking in their boots at this 60 year old fat sack of shit. No one would DARE say it to his face.

and i had no money. and i was starving.

Who's he trying to convince that he's not?

The child spit thing was mostly just silliness, but Joe keeps insisting we conflate the alleged behavior with that of his meal ticket brother’s, whose wildfire smoke trail led to presumptions of pedophilia.

nigger