"In tha face!"

Is where Anthony took Sue's load

The bleach smell was one or both of their jizz.

Try eating some pineapple.

If it doesn't smell of bleach (and you want to ever have kids) see a doctor.

I can't have kids because my boyfriend can't get pregnant.

Did you try cumming in his ass?

That's a casual evening for us

Pegging doesn't produce cum from the girls strap on.

I mean, from what ive seen in that video I made I mean video I saw accidentally once

Wait, the bleach smell is tied to fertility? Thank God. I've been extremely careless about pulling out for the last decade or so, and was starting to worry about the lack of pregnancy scares. Copious weed smoking and TRT are factors as well.

Not fertility necessary, which depends more on the number and mobility of sperm, but "healthy" semen should have a bleach like or ammonia smell to it because healthy jizz should be slightly alkaline. This is to counter the acidic environment that is the inside of the vagina. Ever wondered why pussy juice can sometimes have a slightly bitter taste? The pH of the average snatch is around 4.0 which, funnily enough, is about the same pH as a not-quite-ripe peach.

"I can eat a peach for hours." Castor Troy Not Jim Norton

Are we sure he wasn't attacked by Malik Obama, he's a big MAGA supporter...

I like to picture him bullying Barack as kids, making Barack punch himself. Twisting arm until he says he's gay. I'm almost sure they were raised separate, but in my head it was a black, communist Malcolm In the Middle scenario with Malik being the Malcolm/black sheep character.

Malik being the Malcolm/white sheep character.. cus he's the 'normal' one by Nyang'oma Kogelo standards since anyone who left is culturally lost.

So Barack was the Dewey one right?

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/1096430386895155205

If this is true and he said he won the fight that is the funniest part of this hoax.

No shit. And cops know what to look for. Probably took one look at his hands and instantly knew he hadn't hit anything that night.

"See, what had happened was, y'all heard me wrong. I said they was weight supremacists."

I must say, the collapse of the western empire is much more comical than I ever would have imagined. If you have to get replaced by China, India, and Russia as a world superpower, this kind of delusional hysteria is a pretty fun way to do it.

lol India as a superpower when they don't even know what a toilet is.

True. But their raping skills are bar none.

Visited a site and went to the IT floor which is 95% Indians.. they hung signs over literally each urinal and toilet saying,

"Fellow professionals, this is a SHARED space. PLEASE be respectful of it and your colleagues. FLUSH AFTER USE and LEAVE IT AS CLEAN AS YOU FOUND IT."

Jesus.

Not yet, but give them 10-15 years. Once power shifts East it's a foregone conclusion. I mean, their GDP and purchasing power will grow, they'll still be gross.

Then we will charge them to send bobs and vagene and take all the money back.

The funniest part of this whole thing is imagining someone yell "this is Maga country, you faggot nigger" in a Nigerian accent

Not to mention the normal phraseology is "nigger faggot" not "faggot nigger".

I'm a simple man, when I see a heckin doggo boot snoot with an autistic child who speed runs on twitch with his nintendo switch while despacito plays on endless loop to fight fascism and support LBTIQI2AFAG+, I upvote.

Welcome to Reddit Hunter S. Thompson

after stealing chef boyardee's ravioli patent, campbells corporation forced chef B into indentured servitude in lieu of a salary. chef b agreed on the arrangement to pay off debts incurred while inventing his ravioli. at the end he was left with nothing but brokeness and destitutition. and to top it off? he was campbells CEO buried him in a large SpaghettiOs can after he died on the job working on the ravioli assembly line.

You fucked up, you hit on 17 and should have stayed.

lol ure gay confirmed

What are you, 5?

Why did you reply then? You don't have to be upset, some of history's warmest fires were created from members of the LGBT community, it's nothing to be ashamed of

You missed it Bobby, you big fat pig

I won't take such abuse from a non-indo-european

You thought that warmest fires line was killer didnt you.

an easy 7/10

It's like reading Ender's Game, then you find out about the author.

boop snoot you normie

Nigg-Fagg for short.

I don’t want to hurt your feelings but “phraseology” is a gay-looking word

well, two very tanned white nationalists would certainly say it like that.

For me it's now the fact that all the articles are saying the suspects are "two brothers" with zero sense of a wink about that.

When you think of garbage think of Akeem.

When you think of human garbage, you think of Anthony

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He was too lazy to drive out of Chicago to fake the attack.

And shiftless. You forgot shiftless.

Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's BALLS.

You diseased rhinoceros pizzle

He got lucky. Nigerians like to use a tyre some gas and a zippo. Not some gay clorox and a rope pussy shit

When you think of human garbage think of Anthony

Us real racists can sniff out fake racism. If you asked a leftist to write up a racial assault wet dream fantasy, Jussie's account would be exactly how it read.

The royal penis is clean your highness

I was hoping they arrested the Brothers Cumia.

I should have known

Used to kick the shit out of niggers everyday on the job sight and there was no big fuss...but hey what do I know, just keep them out of our Union

Arsenio Hall always did come across as a blackie hater.

Who's going to bitch when Eddie appears in white-face in CtA2? Every side may be triggered.

That the Hodge Twins?

Always suspected it was Ant and Joe behind this racist attack, a modern day lynching!

Malik being the Malcolm/white sheep character.. cus he's the 'normal' one by Nyang'oma Kogelo standards since anyone who left is culturally lost.

Not fertility necessary, which depends more on the number and mobility of sperm, but "healthy" semen should have a bleach like or ammonia smell to it because healthy jizz should be slightly alkaline. This is to counter the acidic environment that is the inside of the vagina. Ever wondered why pussy juice can sometimes have a slightly bitter taste? The pH of the average snatch is around 4.0 which, funnily enough, is about the same pH as a not-quite-ripe peach.

So Barack was the Dewey one right?

an easy 7/10