EVERYONE'S IP address is now in Joe's hands. Shit is not funny now is it?

1  2019-02-15 by ScottfromSanQuentin

134 comments

You trolls better recognize. The Internet PO-LICE is involved. They can even get through 7 proxies
consequences will never be the same !

He's been lying constantly in the threads about his own words and videos, calling it all photoshopped and fake. Something tells me he's lying about having "someone" backtracing IPs. Joe, unless this someone works directly for Facebook, there's no way you're getting their IP from a Facebook comment.

He is a pathological liar

Not so fast, now. Joe's good friend Mick Lennon backed him up on that claim.

Something tells you he’s lying?

Of course he’s fucking lying. Are you kidding me? M

I was being facetious awlroight

Is his mouth open? Thats usually a good sign.

So so so so you don't think Facebook would drop everything it's doing to help a non pedophile trace IP addresses from comments?

consequences will never be the same

Lurk moar

Joe’s enlisted the “backtracing” expertise of....

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/706/687/d95.jpg

That dude died of a heart attack not long after, didn't he? Joe already has a bad heart and a stent.

It looks like he slept maybe 4 hours last night, he's been just fueling activity on JJ's FB page. He is so fucking stupid it's almost painful to watch.

All of this not only helps this pub solidify it's decision to never have Joe back, but it's more evidence to show future venues that this retard won't attract paying customers, he'll only bring drama and grief.

The last part is so true. Joe thinks he's clearing his name but in reality even if he finds a bar owner that sides with him they still won't book him because of the hassle, most of which he's created himself. The more he tries to save his career, the more it sinks.

This is the Way of the Cumia

How long before he claims all the comments he is dropping are fake and photoshopped?

That's definitely already been done more than once, especially to the Tally Ho.

What club owner will look at him "defending himself" in this whole mess and think, "Yeah, I wanna be a part of this." and hire him?

"I have someone working on it"

Based on how your little brother runs his company's tech, this will probably amount to nothing.

Keith is on the job!

His private eye will have to give him an extra 10 minutes of work each day for the next two weeks to make up for losing all the info on us.

"probably amount to nothing"...this is still a gross over exaggeration of Joe's ability and drive to reach a goal.

It's Stinky with a Vtech police scanner.

...Yeah I don't think Zuckerberg hands out IP identities for the behest of right wing nigger haters. Call me crazy, call me ignorant...

Even if he did, it wouldn’t matter. You can’t sue someone for pointing out that you said a bad word. Even the people posting shopped screen caps have deniability of prior knowledge of them being shopped due to his history.

Joe keeps calling archived webpages doctored screenshots.

Nigga aint bright.

Why do you have to bring up Joe’s only two good point?

There used to be only one way to get someone's IP address from FB without a subpoena, and hitting Ctrl+Alt+Delete is not it.

And, for the sake of conversation, say he did get their IP address. He can't do shit with it. It's not going to reveal the persons identity or location, it's just going to provide the city they are located in. He'd have to hire a lawyer (or law enforcement) to subpoena the ISP to reveal the person's identity, which is not going to happen, cause that is going to cost a good deal of money.

And what basis would this subpoena be granted on? Most people are using Joe's own words against him, so he couldn't sue for libel. The only thing he could sue any of you for is publicly accusing him of pedophilia, because it's defamatory and accusatory without any evidence to suggest he is indeed a pedophile. So, if Joe is driven to madness and does decide to take legal action, I suggest the fucking idiots who are publicly accusing him of pedophilia stop it and stick to using his own racist words against him.

Joe accused him self of being a pedo on national television, but never denied it.

I don't think that's true. My recollection is that he complained of being accused by redditors of being a pedophile. But, I could be wrong, it's been a long time since I've watched it. Point is, to be safe, stick with using his OWN words against him to protect yourselves.

With a VPN your IP address can be from anywhere. Hello from Bulgaria!

I know, but how many people are using VPN's when they're not using Bit Torrent?

Always Be VPNing.

quite a few, especially on public wifi networks

I connect through a french VPN, it would take 2 years for them to decipher a legal document in English - and then they'd hurl a cadaver over the walls.

People's Court II: Joe vs the European Union

The real question is, did he just completely make up that threat to scare us since it’s something only a 12 year old would be concerned about, or is some guy fleecing him and he actually believes this investigation is underway?

He's definitely trying to scare those who are writing the comments. It is impossible to get people's IP address from the FB comment section. Unless his friend is Mark Zuckerberg or someone high up in the FB ranks, he ain't getting shit.

Right. And even if he did get it somehow he still isn’t doing shit.

Because an IP address is not a home address without a warrant or court action.

Yep. And even if he somehow got all that, then what is he going to do, buy you some Starbucks?

Is he gonna call my mom and get my computer privileges revoked for the weekend? That would suck

But Joe is retarded, he doesn't know that.

I'd love to see the shitheel explain away years of drunk tweets against the most protected elements of society.

Whatare the most protected elements of society?

That would be even funnier, some sweaty fat dude with glasses telling Joe he needs another $1000 to crack through facebook’s dialogue access ports.

"I've got a field team on site with IP sniffer dogs"

I regret that I am not the fat guy scamming him. Anyone already on this or can I try? Panera cut my hours

Even funnier if it was someone from here scamming him.

So he can get the computer disk from the President!

A 12yr old is basically immune. It's only baby boomers who might switch off their modems and dip them in bleach.

A kid might be afraid of their parents finding out what they’re up to

Okay, that's true.

I don't know US law, but I'd imagine if he lied about making the comments like he did in Peoples Court, he'd be guilty of purjury & he'd be toast.

Correct, if he said that in real court and they bothered to prove that he lied

Are prepaid 4G simcards a thing in the states? I love mine, I can torrent whatever I want without the hassle of VPN. And it's like 35 bucks a month.

4G sim card for the PC?

For an old phone that I use for tethering.

Oh, I see. I'm not sure if they sell them. But the VPN would be an easier and way much cheaper option, and it only takes a second to turn it on / off.

Unless you don’t have internet, VPN is cheaper and probably faster

Unless you're torrenting child porn (which i suspect you are) why would you even care to hide yourself?

That's what I was thinking, who needs a vpn to download movies and tv?

A lot of (((them))) can somehow figure out if you're pirating and send cease and desists to your house. Especially if you download new/recent shows and movies.

That's basically what u/thetoolman was warning against before he was shouted down by the armchair anarchist faction.

Yeah, that did not go over well. I still don't understand why people feel the need to create fake tweets and boost his credibility. When in reality, he will bury himself deeper than any fake tweet could.

Right, and it will be so much funnier to see him trying to put the lid back on. And all because he didn't get his freebie.

You're doing a good job letting this Joe drama play out.

Once this subreddit gets shut down for hate speech or racism we will finally be rid of that prick

It’s my opinion that Joseph Cumia, Jr. is a disgusting pedophile. My opinion only.

everyone saying that just saw him on people's court right ? he called himself an alleged pedo on the people's court, hence the possible confusion

I imagine him dragging a desktop PC from 2004 into the store and demanding the geek squad guys figure it out for him.

Hopefully the Geek Squad is a fan of this sub and loads it with child porn and notifies local authorities.

Man I'd cram leads to every crime of the 90s to the 00s in there. And an album of holiday pics in Yemen

Checking his AOL for leads to break the case wide open.

"You've got mail!"

NYtalians always say they have a guy.

They have no guys.

(((We))) are all the guys.

Apparently Joe has never heard of VPNs. Or how much it actually costs to subpoena multiple ISPs in multiple states.

Or that you'd actually need a reason for a subpoena to be issued. Bringing up racist tweets that he's actually typed (which also would need to be presented to the court) isn't really a case-closer.

You don't just get to subpoena ISPs. First, there'd have to be a lawsuit ie a named defendant. Even then, they always object. Police obviously have broader powers but in my experience, Facebook ISPs etc stone wall civil subpoenas.

TIL black homosexuals make up the dumbest lies.

When this sub is starving, Joe doesn’t give them a burger, he cooks the entire kitchen. What a clueless fucking retard.

He really did hit it out of the park this week. That $12 Irish Coffee was more expensive than he realized.

Layla: Dad, I'm late for school again.

Joe: Sorry hun but Daddy's been up all night trying to flesh out some redditards on facebook. I'm gonna go to sleep now, in the meantime, why don't you fire up your leapfrog and help me out. That thing can backtrack IP's right?

I think his kid is at the point of calling him joe instead of dad.

Anyone with a bit of intelligence likes Joe but for the wrong reasons.

Deeper and deeper, he never learns, he can't stop...

No hyperbole. Literal use of the word "literal" here... Joe is literally the stupidest fucking retard I've ever met.

The saddest part? He reads are shit he should know now that he's a technological retard, but his enormous fucking bovine ego just deflects facts like weak punches.

YOU DONE GOOFED!

Oh shit, is Marion Cruise afraid?

I hope someone is archiving these gems and not just taking screenshots.

Fayed Nana seen at the airport.

Keith the (faggot) cop is on it.

I thought Mr. "I own like 5 bands" was busy. How does he have time for shenanigans?

Is it his military precision (peeling & frying), or scamming (leeching & mooching)?

Either way Joe is the G.O.A.T. of Lolcow

Why the obsession with the basement?

I have a nice big house in the woods, lots of windows that give great natural lighting.

Why would I do my trolling from the basement Joe? I troll like a man, in the living room.

joe doesn't have a lot going on, so he wants to convince himself that the people who dont like him are doing worse than him, even though that is statistically impossible

Sue EVERYONE!

If he actually had a way and followed through, one minor would be enough to get him in serious trouble for 'uncovering personal information leading to the identification of a'. And he wouldn't be fighting the person in question, but a state/goverment.

"But your Honor, she said on Yahoo! Messenger that she was 18!"

HE BACK TRACED IT!

I don't care, I'll give my IP address, it's 192.168.0.1

come at me brah

Once Joe figures out the admin/admin password you’re screwed libtard!

Joe is so wonderful

"I have someone backtracing all your IP addresses"...the battle cry of a totally delusional faggot. It's like the end of "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back" where they fly around the country beating the shit out of internet trolls. Joe apparently thought that was a tutorial video.

Who's going to be the one to break Joe's heart and tell him about VPN's (or just leaving your modem offline overnight to be assigned a new IP number)?

Not that any of that matters since social media companies and ISPs aren’t giving it up without a court order to begin with.

Certainly not the guy billing him by the hour.

I have to say, if Joe just STOPPED stoking the fire, he'd be left alone. Just fade into the background, mind your business and stop it. He just pokes the bear. Stop poking the bear!

He does all this to himself. It's really idiotic and I think he lacks a lot of mental acuity to not recognize this himself. Anyone with a third of a brain would recognize this and step back from the toxicity but he just keeps doing dumbass shit (and saying the stupidest shit) and bringing it on himself. It's really sad.

YESSSSSSSS

I DRIVE A PRIUS

IM HANGING IN A WILKES BARRE BASEMENT

He is a real detective! Careful, everyone.

He's a real dick.

Should we all just list our IP addresses here so Joe can track us?

I'll go first: 197.5.47.232

You a long lost cousin of the Cumias?

103 : 15 4 : 1d1e : f001

101.101.101.101

I thought I was being clever, but apparently there are whole lists.

127.0.0.1

192.168.0.100

192.168.0.1

You can DoS the second one all you like!

FUCK! I really didn't want to get back traced.

Well if that "someone" also is responsible for the technological splender that is Compound Media you guys have nothing to worry about.

I’ve used my real name. He googled you and sends what he finds. He’s not gonna do anything. He can’t do anything, just keep laughing at him.

He's every hillbilly father who tried to defend their idiot kids from 4chan. "Oh I will find you!"

Cool. I left a comment under my actual public account as well as a message to him because I am not scared and that confident nothing will be done. Shaking in my kitchen shoes at Panera right now.

MoJoe : " Id like to hire you to backtrace this slander ( wrong word stupid) that is being said on the internet".

Hired guy: " But you did write that. Its an archive of you past posts."

MoJoe: " Erroneous!"

Hahaha.

Even if he has IPs. What the fuck is this idiot going to do with them?

When Joe is told VPNs exist, what will he think it stands for?

Very Powerful Network(s), so he think's we're IT elites harassing him and his business.

Delete system32.

Hacker Joe is loading up his commodore 64, putting on his reading glasses and finding all of you motherfuckers.

More like Nintendo 64.

And that person is stealing Anthony's money...I would say Joe's money but he has no real claim to it, aside from a childhoood pact or somethign

What happens when he finds out peoples identity via their IP addresses (im just running with him here). Is he going to publicly shame them? Or call their employer or something? So basically do the exact same thing as this place does to him? Nice

So Joe is the only end user on FB who can see people's IP addresses.

Fooled him, I'm logging on from work!

this can't be real..

This means Keith the Cop promised he'd "look into it"

The Sons of Tranarchy are mobilizing!

https://youtu.be/xv6n-Qd6Sz4

I don't think that's true. My recollection is that he complained of being accused by redditors of being a pedophile. But, I could be wrong, it's been a long time since I've watched it. Point is, to be safe, stick with using his OWN words against him to protect yourselves.

Or that you'd actually need a reason for a subpoena to be issued. Bringing up racist tweets that he's actually typed (which also would need to be presented to the court) isn't really a case-closer.

You don't just get to subpoena ISPs. First, there'd have to be a lawsuit ie a named defendant. Even then, they always object. Police obviously have broader powers but in my experience, Facebook ISPs etc stone wall civil subpoenas.

Keith is on the job!

Yeah, that did not go over well. I still don't understand why people feel the need to create fake tweets and boost his credibility. When in reality, he will bury himself deeper than any fake tweet could.

His private eye will have to give him an extra 10 minutes of work each day for the next two weeks to make up for losing all the info on us.

Not that any of that matters since social media companies and ISPs aren’t giving it up without a court order to begin with.

"probably amount to nothing"...this is still a gross over exaggeration of Joe's ability and drive to reach a goal.

It's Stinky with a Vtech police scanner.

"But your Honor, she said on Yahoo! Messenger that she was 18!"

Certainly not the guy billing him by the hour.

Once this subreddit gets shut down for hate speech or racism we will finally be rid of that prick