My guardian is a law firm; I asked them how far you could go with this sort of thing, and sent them a link while we were talking. It was pretty weird to hear older continental gentlemen laugh like fishwives.
They're like solicitors, friends of my parents - I handle my own affairs up to a point. But if I were to kick you in the privates and take your wallet it becomes their problem; it's a convenient arrangement.
Update: Joseph Cumia appeared on national television and discussed the possibility that he was a pedophile. I did not hear him effectively deny this. Joseph Cumia is an imbecile.
Update 2: When I was eight years old I went to see a 2U/Solo Joe combo show at Calamity Jane's in Portland Oregon. Since I loved guitar my parent's let me go into the green room afterwards to talk to the guitarist while they had a drink at the bar. Once I walked in, Joe looked at the other cosplayers in the band, they all silently walked out of the room with their eyes downcast and closed the door.
This is what happened over the next 15 minutes: I was immediately made to spit in Joe's mouth. He then made me sit indian style in front of his chair and watch as he proceeded to forcibly grind his asshole against the chair he was sitting in. After what felt like an eternity, he tilted his head back with his mouth open like a turkey in the rain and said, "The reservoir's runnin' dry, better fix that." I again spit in his mouth. His eyes closed in ecstasy. I used that opportunity to silently slip out of the room. He never stopped grinding his asshole on that chair. For all I know, he's still their doing it to this day.
And that's why I became a lawyer.
Let's be honest here, you weren't upvoted back then because the content is just too good for this sub. I'm a lawyer myself and I feel humbled by your concise breakdown.
16 comments
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-15
I think Joe fits into the “Libel Proof” category, no?
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-02-15
Most definitely, I literally can not think of a better example for the concept.
1 deumae 2019-02-15
My guardian is a law firm; I asked them how far you could go with this sort of thing, and sent them a link while we were talking. It was pretty weird to hear older continental gentlemen laugh like fishwives.
1 TheGhost0fAbeVigoda 2019-02-15
How they do that? Take turns? Giving you your allowance I mean
1 deumae 2019-02-15
They're like solicitors, friends of my parents - I handle my own affairs up to a point. But if I were to kick you in the privates and take your wallet it becomes their problem; it's a convenient arrangement.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-02-15
I don't really understand. Sometimes a practical demonstration helps.
1 deumae 2019-02-15
Yes, but what if I kick the wrong ghost of Abe Vigoda. There's a new one every few weeks.
1 DrFroufrou 2019-02-15
Knee em all and let God sort them out
1 TheGhost0fAbeVigoda 2019-02-15
Go on
1 TheGhost0fAbeVigoda 2019-02-15
Labile Poof more like
1 Doctor_Peckhaz 2019-02-15
Update: Joseph Cumia appeared on national television and discussed the possibility that he was a pedophile. I did not hear him effectively deny this. Joseph Cumia is an imbecile.
Update 2: When I was eight years old I went to see a 2U/Solo Joe combo show at Calamity Jane's in Portland Oregon. Since I loved guitar my parent's let me go into the green room afterwards to talk to the guitarist while they had a drink at the bar. Once I walked in, Joe looked at the other cosplayers in the band, they all silently walked out of the room with their eyes downcast and closed the door. This is what happened over the next 15 minutes: I was immediately made to spit in Joe's mouth. He then made me sit indian style in front of his chair and watch as he proceeded to forcibly grind his asshole against the chair he was sitting in. After what felt like an eternity, he tilted his head back with his mouth open like a turkey in the rain and said, "The reservoir's runnin' dry, better fix that." I again spit in his mouth. His eyes closed in ecstasy. I used that opportunity to silently slip out of the room. He never stopped grinding his asshole on that chair. For all I know, he's still their doing it to this day. And that's why I became a lawyer.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-02-15
I'm so sorry that you had to see 2U play.
1 boringoneliner 2019-02-15
Let's be honest here, you weren't upvoted back then because the content is just too good for this sub. I'm a lawyer myself and I feel humbled by your concise breakdown.
1 LannisterLoyalist 2019-02-15
Shouldn't you be Peckhaz-Esquire?
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-15
You should be shot for keeping those Chip references in there.
Otherwise: Good work.
1 Nick_1989 2019-02-15
Well Doctor Peckaz you are obviously a very IQ individual. I feel more safe with your legal eagle insight.