This is how Artie Lange snorts his cocaine

1  2019-02-14 by ChanceArm

79 comments

The quality of art on this sub never ceases to amaze me.

Alright. This is my favorite one yet.

My favorite one of all time, this month!

Okay. This is epic 😎

Viewing this on mobile all I saw at first was the set up. When I scrolled down I sincerely laughed out loud and spit on my phone a little bit.

Fucking hilarious.

Did you have to pull your rig over?

Naw... best believe I always keep ‘er between the paint.

What are you haulin' today buddy?

I’m here with United Parcel Service. Been on the job 17 years. I’m haulin’ some premier Siamese Sod.... in your name... and I’m gonna need a signature and a C.O.D. payment to the tune of $1,949 even.

So I’m gonna need ya to quit yer dilly dalian and get this payment ready, fella. Cash, check, money order.. it’s up to you, guy. C.O.D. I’m lookin’ right at yer digital signature and if you don’t have this ready when I show up there then I got two fists for two lips. End of paragraph. You got me, Charlie?

Holy hell, you are convincing.

had to jerk off on the 405

If by "rig" you mean the 25 year old CRT at his public library....

Jealous much? Those things are fetching a pretty penny with some pretty cool people

He leaned this method from Brother Joe's ex wife.

The Joe Cumia Effect

The flies are a nice added touch. I can almost smell his vileness.

It’s because he’s already decomposing.

I bet he has a couple larva living in that husk of dead flesh in the middle of his face.

That explains the grotesque bloating.

What’s vile about a permanent and crusty snort sore

Nice touch on the bandana like double chin 10/10

I think it's more of a cravat.

the flies: anthony cumia, keith the cop, judd apatow, and Ang

I'm loling out loud over here

You forgot the cheeseburgers

stupid fucking wheeze laugh at his own dumb joke

Accurate.

Absolutely perfect and factually based, too!

That face is uncanny.

Great concept, and the stink lines and shit flies really are the coup de grâce. Bravo!

This sub should really have its own website or something to archive all this material. It could easily establish itself as funnier than anything in the faggot comedy world.

I worry that this place will eventually get axed & a great history will be lost.

I’m reminded of that scene from true detective when Marty says to Rust “you shouldn’t have that” and he says “nobody should have it.”

They’re of course talking about videotape recording of a pedophilloic rape and murder. But the exchange still felt like it applied.

If anything, it applies even more with its context

Love that scene. Watching Woody squirm because he needed to watch it for work, until he finally just had to turn it off. Great.

I'm a web developer and was considering making a wiki like the chrischan archives. But I'm also a lazy piece of a shit.

For ex: we should have an easy to find link of all of BroJoes archive.is links without having to remember some 3yr old reddit link.

The crux of the issue is, from joe matarese to Artie lange, no one knows who these people are.

nice OC brotherman

I like that two of the three the flies don’t even fly away in a straight line. They’ve experienced this many times

Lmao I audibly laughed at this shit

just the appropriate amount of flies

Traced! Looks traced!

I know. I made the original. Ib dot loying

I tried to learn the guitar, but it's so hard

If Joe Cumia can learn it (poorly) then anyone can

This is fucking brilliant.

Wonderful work.

I really hope Artie sees this. This is great

Hilarious.

Ha ha ha that's terrific, that's terrific.

Ah, ya got the stink lines and everything.

You morons and halfwits sure do have some talent when it comes to these drawings and memes. I hate most of you, but damnit if you dont make me laugh.

Jesus you’re talented man...

Mods sidebar plz

This is a magnificent illustration. I love that he looks like a toad from Dying Light.

I don't get it

I still don't get it

Durrrrr I don't get it heheh.

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Shut up, stupid.

Maybe if I looked at it through your mother's fat cunt I would then understand. Hold on brb.

Maybe you'd understand if you weren't a stupid fucking faggot.

Submit to The New Yorker

a good comic is fucking rare

bravo sir

ArTiE021352 is crying somewhere.

Only because my ribs are hurting

This is great. He heard some broad talking about "slamming coke" and he got confused...

quality meme bro

Must be a serious fucking high tho

Wq

The sub is entering its second Renaissance

This is so damn good. All these great artists here are inspiring me to make more drawings of these creeps

Isn’t he in jail?

This was a Ziggy

I thought Mike Bocchetti blew it up Artie's gorilla-like asshole with a cocktail straw?

Hey Gar, it's me Art, I'm not gonna make it in this morning...yeah...I violently smashed a frying pan with a couple gator tails on it as hard as I possibly could into my already severely infected face. Just one of those things. See you tomorrow.

Headstone or Tombstone. You have to walk over the dead bodies. Addiction is a cunning baffling mix of disorders and diseases. From the blood circulatory system, bones humanity, dignity and soul. Mr. Lange we you wanna make and Iron-MAN comeback. But you have to want it and put in the clean time meetings sponsors and use the tools. Brother Godspeed and God Bless you Mr. Lange.

Notice the pan handle is bent from previous use.

I honestly feel like I'm half way out of the loop. I would really truly appreciate it if a thread killer was in our midst. I know Artie and generally a lot about his situation but I can't source a chronological account of how bad this dude has truly fucked up. I would greatly appreciate anything Reddit had to offer lol

where the hell is the cheeseburger?

the o'l' neck fold over

I still don't get it