Iâm here with United Parcel Service. Been on the job 17 years. Iâm haulinâ some premier Siamese Sod.... in your name... and Iâm gonna need a signature and a C.O.D. payment to the tune of $1,949 even.
So Iâm gonna need ya to quit yer dilly dalian and get this payment ready, fella. Cash, check, money order.. itâs up to you, guy. C.O.D. Iâm lookinâ right at yer digital signature and if you donât have this ready when I show up there then I got two fists for two lips. End of paragraph. You got me, Charlie?
This sub should really have its own website or something to archive all this material. It could easily establish itself as funnier than anything in the faggot comedy world.
I worry that this place will eventually get axed & a great history will be lost.
Hey Gar, it's me Art, I'm not gonna make it in this morning...yeah...I violently smashed a frying pan with a couple gator tails on it as hard as I possibly could into my already severely infected face. Just one of those things. See you tomorrow.
Headstone or Tombstone. You have to walk over the dead bodies. Addiction is a cunning baffling mix of disorders and diseases. From the blood circulatory system, bones humanity, dignity and soul. Mr. Lange we you wanna make and Iron-MAN comeback. But you have to want it and put in the clean time meetings sponsors and use the tools. Brother Godspeed and God Bless you Mr. Lange.
I honestly feel like I'm half way out of the loop. I would really truly appreciate it if a thread killer was in our midst. I know Artie and generally a lot about his situation but I can't source a chronological account of how bad this dude has truly fucked up. I would greatly appreciate anything Reddit had to offer lol
79 comments
1 all_copacetic 2019-02-14
The quality of art on this sub never ceases to amaze me.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-14
Alright. This is my favorite one yet.
1 dmix 2019-02-14
My favorite one of all time, this month!
1 LimousineLibtard 2019-02-14
Okay. This is epic đ
1 dumbshowreference 2019-02-14
Viewing this on mobile all I saw at first was the set up. When I scrolled down I sincerely laughed out loud and spit on my phone a little bit.
Fucking hilarious.
1 crookedmile 2019-02-14
Did you have to pull your rig over?
1 dumbshowreference 2019-02-14
Naw... best believe I always keep âer between the paint.
1 crookedmile 2019-02-14
What are you haulin' today buddy?
1 dumbshowreference 2019-02-14
Iâm here with United Parcel Service. Been on the job 17 years. Iâm haulinâ some premier Siamese Sod.... in your name... and Iâm gonna need a signature and a C.O.D. payment to the tune of $1,949 even.
So Iâm gonna need ya to quit yer dilly dalian and get this payment ready, fella. Cash, check, money order.. itâs up to you, guy. C.O.D. Iâm lookinâ right at yer digital signature and if you donât have this ready when I show up there then I got two fists for two lips. End of paragraph. You got me, Charlie?
1 NicoretteVos 2019-02-14
Holy hell, you are convincing.
1 boringoneliner 2019-02-14
had to jerk off on the 405
1 crudedrawer 2019-02-14
If by "rig" you mean the 25 year old CRT at his public library....
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-14
Jealous much? Those things are fetching a pretty penny with some pretty cool people
1 all_copacetic 2019-02-14
He leaned this method from Brother Joe's ex wife.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-02-14
The Joe Cumia Effect
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-14
The flies are a nice added touch. I can almost smell his vileness.
1 GRINGOxFLAMINGO 2019-02-14
Itâs because heâs already decomposing.
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-14
I bet he has a couple larva living in that husk of dead flesh in the middle of his face.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-02-14
That explains the grotesque bloating.
1 toasteroven26 2019-02-14
Whatâs vile about a permanent and crusty snort sore
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-14
Nice touch on the bandana like double chin 10/10
1 LazyBrains 2019-02-14
I think it's more of a cravat.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-02-14
https://youtu.be/iHXElYVGEzU
1 brmlb 2019-02-14
the flies: anthony cumia, keith the cop, judd apatow, and Ang
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-14
I'm loling out loud over here
1 JMueller2012 2019-02-14
You forgot the cheeseburgers
stupid fucking wheeze laugh at his own dumb joke
1 redis_help 2019-02-14
Accurate.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-02-14
Absolutely perfect and factually based, too!
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-02-14
That face is uncanny.
1 Senators86 2019-02-14
Great concept, and the stink lines and shit flies really are the coup de grâce. Bravo!
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-02-14
This sub should really have its own website or something to archive all this material. It could easily establish itself as funnier than anything in the faggot comedy world.
I worry that this place will eventually get axed & a great history will be lost.
1 Skyfryer 2019-02-14
Iâm reminded of that scene from true detective when Marty says to Rust âyou shouldnât have thatâ and he says ânobody should have it.â
Theyâre of course talking about videotape recording of a pedophilloic rape and murder. But the exchange still felt like it applied.
1 AxelSpott 2019-02-14
If anything, it applies even more with its context
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-02-14
Love that scene. Watching Woody squirm because he needed to watch it for work, until he finally just had to turn it off. Great.
1 dmix 2019-02-14
I'm a web developer and was considering making a wiki like the chrischan archives. But I'm also a lazy piece of a shit.
For ex: we should have an easy to find link of all of BroJoes archive.is links without having to remember some 3yr old reddit link.
1 Superbad415 2019-02-14
The crux of the issue is, from joe matarese to Artie lange, no one knows who these people are.
1 egates09 2019-02-14
nice OC brotherman
1 toasteroven26 2019-02-14
I like that two of the three the flies donât even fly away in a straight line. Theyâve experienced this many times
1 stinkyslit 2019-02-14
Lmao I audibly laughed at this shit
1 BrundellFly 2019-02-14
just the appropriate amount of flies
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-02-14
Traced! Looks traced!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-14
I know. I made the original. Ib dot loying
1 LoouisCuCkpartDeux 2019-02-14
I tried to learn the guitar, but it's so hard
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-14
If Joe Cumia can learn it (poorly) then anyone can
1 TungstenShit 2019-02-14
This is fucking brilliant.
1 aRTie02150 2019-02-14
Wonderful work.
1 Axelfolly 2019-02-14
I really hope Artie sees this. This is great
1 Good2Go5280 2019-02-14
Hilarious.
1 crudedrawer 2019-02-14
Ha ha ha that's terrific, that's terrific.
1 FunkyJewMonkey 2019-02-14
Ah, ya got the stink lines and everything.
1 lispychicken 2019-02-14
You morons and halfwits sure do have some talent when it comes to these drawings and memes. I hate most of you, but damnit if you dont make me laugh.
1 FlowbeeYourTits 2019-02-14
Jesus youâre talented man...
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-14
Mods sidebar plz
1 JustAnotherDumbSpic 2019-02-14
This is a magnificent illustration. I love that he looks like a toad from Dying Light.
1 Bautista016 2019-02-14
I don't get it
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-14
https://i.redd.it/74pz8npdo4321.jpg
1 Bautista016 2019-02-14
I still don't get it
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-14
Durrrrr I don't get it heheh.
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Shut up, stupid.
1 Bautista016 2019-02-14
Maybe if I looked at it through your mother's fat cunt I would then understand. Hold on brb.
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-14
Maybe you'd understand if you weren't a stupid fucking faggot.
1 J1701 2019-02-14
Submit to The New Yorker
1 yoko_awwnaww 2019-02-14
a good comic is fucking rare
bravo sir
1 TonyFromLongIsland 2019-02-14
ArTiE021352 is crying somewhere.
1 aRTie02150 2019-02-14
Only because my ribs are hurting
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-14
This is great. He heard some broad talking about "slamming coke" and he got confused...
1 neosilvanus 2019-02-14
quality meme bro
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-02-14
Must be a serious fucking high tho
1 ericthewhitekid 2019-02-14
Wq
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-14
The sub is entering its second Renaissance
1 mahaaa_the_french 2019-02-14
This is so damn good. All these great artists here are inspiring me to make more drawings of these creeps
1 lordofallshit 2019-02-14
Isnât he in jail?
1 Laymans_Perspective 2019-02-14
This was a Ziggy
1 JerkyJimmy 2019-02-14
I thought Mike Bocchetti blew it up Artie's gorilla-like asshole with a cocktail straw?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-02-14
Hey Gar, it's me Art, I'm not gonna make it in this morning...yeah...I violently smashed a frying pan with a couple gator tails on it as hard as I possibly could into my already severely infected face. Just one of those things. See you tomorrow.
1 MiamiPower 2019-02-14
Headstone or Tombstone. You have to walk over the dead bodies. Addiction is a cunning baffling mix of disorders and diseases. From the blood circulatory system, bones humanity, dignity and soul. Mr. Lange we you wanna make and Iron-MAN comeback. But you have to want it and put in the clean time meetings sponsors and use the tools. Brother Godspeed and God Bless you Mr. Lange.
1 Artie-Larger 2019-02-14
Notice the pan handle is bent from previous use.
1 FlaccidWeenus 2019-02-14
I honestly feel like I'm half way out of the loop. I would really truly appreciate it if a thread killer was in our midst. I know Artie and generally a lot about his situation but I can't source a chronological account of how bad this dude has truly fucked up. I would greatly appreciate anything Reddit had to offer lol
1 juschippinyababe 2019-02-14
where the hell is the cheeseburger?
1 Persianschlong 2019-02-14
the o'l' neck fold over
1 Bautista016 2019-02-14
I still don't get it