Esther Ku has some stiff competition for the r/opieandanthony beauty pageant

A bit Dani Golightly

You could picture her in a bucolic scene of Irish life.

If my pretty Irish you mean former heroin addict

Nice my, stupid.

If we're going off of users of the sub then she's already in first place as long as she doesn't have an alien growing out of her belly.

She looks like a fem cunt.

And?

I hate fem cunts.

you prefer a boyish asshole?

Nah with a username like tattooedhorrorguy I imagine he likes girls with daddy issues that listen to Depeche Mode, much worse than boyish asshole.

That just means the first thing she'd do after kissing for a couple of minutes would be to ask you to sit on her face and start desperately tongue-punching your anus. They're always filthy and submissive

Go on...

Basically the clichés have mostly been true in my experience. The shouty feminist types are usually dirty as fuck, the beautiful model types are often shit in bed and think just lying there naked is enough of an honour in itself. The slutty ones with daddy issues want to be made love to and kissed passionately with lots of eye contact and the "good girls" and high-flying career women want to be fucked hard and rough with some hair pulling, light choking and spitting in their mouths. Basically they're all nuts and contradictions but predictable at the same time.

This guy fucks

Married since 2013. My swordsman days are done

...and yet, nothing attracts women like a wedding band.

Add another to your list of contradictions!

I’ll agree. Feminists are fucking filthy whores in bed. They let you do anything. A few went ass to mouth, voluntarily.

This nigga really “went on”.

Its true across the board. The one hardcore feminist woman I dated is the only woman to casually lick my asshole. I didn't even have to ask. Just drug her tongue from the sack to the brown eye. I still jerk off to that memory half a decade later.

They are moments to be cherished.

I used to love when the fems would do wild shit. But #metoo ramped everything up in the wrong way. Won’t see that no more...

And, usually horribly hairy and smelly.

Lovely. I would honestly marry that girl and be a doting husband. Make her tea. Rub her shoulders. Fuck her titties.

What are titties? Do you mean beefers?

If Emily Brindle stands against pedophilia like us, I'd be happy to check out her beefers.

Wouldn't mind giving her a nice firm hand shake I tell you what.

The clear green eyes of a lass from the emerald isle .

beautiful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYiG6AXbvvk

look i would definitely smooch all her smelly parts but you faggots need to agree on what exactly a dumb cunt is

A dumb cunt according to this sub is a woman who lacks a penis.

I'd plough her into next week.

I would love to share a bed with her, sleeping ass to face, and then stay up all night breathing in the wonder farts she cuts in her sleep because most young women are self-conscious dummies who hold in their gas all day; forcing it to come out involuntarily in their sleep.

Nice rbf, stupid

This guy fucks

I’ll agree. Feminists are fucking filthy whores in bed. They let you do anything. A few went ass to mouth, voluntarily.

I hate fem cunts.

This nigga really “went on”.

Its true across the board. The one hardcore feminist woman I dated is the only woman to casually lick my asshole. I didn't even have to ask. Just drug her tongue from the sack to the brown eye. I still jerk off to that memory half a decade later.

I used to love when the fems would do wild shit. But #metoo ramped everything up in the wrong way. Won’t see that no more...