As far as I can tell, he only has one biological child- the girl he can't get to school on time, doesn't pay adequate child support for and whose mind he is poisoning with his high school dropout, halfwitted, internet-assembled worldview.
The other 3 are the kids of his "girl." Clearly, after his embarrassing display at Anthony's book signing, at least two of them had a word with him and told him to stop publicly referring to them as his children.
As far as I can tell, he only has one biological child - the girl he can't get to school on time, doesn't pay adequate child support for and whose mind he is poisoning with his high school dropout, halfwitted, internet-assembled worldview.
The other 3 are the kids of his "girl." Clearly, after his embarrassing display at Anthony's book signing, at least two of them had a word with him and told him to stop publicly referring to them as his children.
Joe said he wanted to talk on Skype so I added him and it was just him laughing for about 10 seconds and then it ended. Turns out he used the peer to peer exploit to track my IP and then called my ISP. They wouldn't give him my information but he social engineered them into giving my billing address and a few hours later a gang of bikers showed up on my lawn and they aren't leaving, so here I sit.
For the IP address? Not at all. The IP address is part of the HTTP requests you have to make all the time to exchange data with their page. Just opening FB gives them your IP. Otherwise their server couldn't send you their site data and the page couldn't be displayed on your screen.
Other than "Gonna Electric Shock OJ", which as we all know he wrote 100% of all by himself and then graciously invited Anthony to come along, what has he written?
On Dara and the Black Earl song. The black earl song is literally the only good thing ever but nowhere near good enough to cut him slack on the embarrassing aspects of his life. Which is every aspect besides the black earl song
it's so strange that he's trying to say that his posts are photoshoped. he knows they aren't, we know they aren't, anyone who followed him knows they aren't...the wayback machine is known by the general public to be completely legit
its such a weird hill to die on. he loses just by saying it. and knows he it
It's because he, like Anthony, is a complete coward who doesn't have the courage of his convictions.
In a weird way he'd be more respectable if he owned it and said "Yeah, I wrote all of that. I don't like niggers and I don't care who knows it." He wants to be able to blurt out racist shit online under his real name but doesn't want to face any of the consequences that might come from doing so. But you can't have it both ways.
His kid is going to be really late to school tomorrow :(. "Dear teacher, please my daughter, her worthless layabout father was up all night battling trolls".
"Anth. We got them by the balls. This time for real, man. We got a username and he speaks English. That narrows it down to a couple of billion suspects. I'm this close. I need some money to investigate this further. And after that I need more money to sue. You gotta help me."
Hi Joe. It's a libtard conspiracy man. I tracked the ISPs of all the comments and they lead to the same people that sell fake guitars to old people on Facebook.
Joe doesn't seem to understand how libel lawsuits work. It's on you, as the litigant, to prove that the statements you consider libelous are false. He can't do that, because there's archived evidence that they're true. He'd never find a lawyer that would be willing to take on that case because it's an obvious loser.
Hes so dumb it makes my head hurt. All his deleted tweets can be subpoenaed from twitter to show any judge hes posted racist things getting any case thrown out.
Is there anything to be legitimately scared of or nervous about when concerning Joe? How come none of you NY area people have taken him up on his offer for a beer and a conversation? I would willingly give him my info and defend myself in whatever kangaroo court took his case. As everyone knows, the mountain of evidence is overwhelming.
Honestly, Joe would probably try to pin everything on ONE guy and sue him.
The most viable solution would be for us to create a "Strawman" for Joe to blame, and then give him the information to BURY joe in court.
It has to be someone who clearly doesn't give a fuck about life. I know a few people like this. Someone with nothing to lose, preferably a homeless bro.
There's NOTHING that would make me happier than to see brother joe sue a homeless guy for Libel, lose to him, and get counter sued and the said homeless man gets a good portion of Ants money.
I'm not claiming to be a legal expert, but Joe simply doesn't have a case. If it ever did make it trial, any judge with something between his ears would throw it right out.
I'm not trying to come off as a badass, but if I lived in the Long Island area had the free time, I would completely take him up on this.
There has to be some way we can fuck with him in that respect.
Do you think he'd actually meet up at the big apple ranch? What if we found the name of someone who worked there and told Brother Joe that was the contact. Joe would obviously talk to the guy like he was the troll, but shortly after find out that he had nothing to do with it, he'd flip out.
Why bother with all the secrecy and sneaking around? There's undeniable proof he's a racist. The pedo stuff is weak at best, but he's a certifiable racists and there's proof. And he's a pussy. There's literally nothing to be afraid of. Why is there so much hesitation to just give this asshole what he wants and confront him?
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1 NguyenLevin71 2019-02-14
“Free speech warrior”
1 MustFeedNana 2019-02-14
BACKTRACED
1 BullsLawDan 2019-02-14
I always forget how fucking cringey this is. Jesus Christ
1 BergStonewall 2019-02-14
Isn't the dad dead now?
Cosplay as him next, Joe!
1 GWARscientist 2019-02-14
OMG he got Emily. Now who's gonna post gifs of that fat cat cartoon,pretend to be Saiyinzee,& use dumb emojis?
1 quasi100 2019-02-14
he deleted all his posts haha.
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2019-02-14
Heeee's backkkkk
1 quasi100 2019-02-14
annddddd its gone
1 SaltyDog86 2019-02-14
Amazing. I can’t get enough
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-14
How did he go from a father of four down to a father of two?
1 RayBottoms 2019-02-14
He decided to one-up Kuhn.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-02-14
Pour a little liquor out for the incarcerated homie.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-14
As far as I can tell, he only has one biological child- the girl he can't get to school on time, doesn't pay adequate child support for and whose mind he is poisoning with his high school dropout, halfwitted, internet-assembled worldview.
The other 3 are the kids of his "girl." Clearly, after his embarrassing display at Anthony's book signing, at least two of them had a word with him and told him to stop publicly referring to them as his children.
1 ChocomelTM 2019-02-14
Do the other three look like Opie as well?
1 XenusWingman 2019-02-14
He got the girl AND her kids? How lucky can one man get?
1 JohnDenver2005 2019-02-14
The other two committed suicide knowing he was their father
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-02-14
That is a pretty great feed nana pic.
1 Lish_fips89 2019-02-14
He's been a singer/songwriter for 45 years! Ha ha: OLD.
1 BonesMalone2 2019-02-14
Parody Songwriter.
1 TungstenShit 2019-02-14
If he was being stupid on purpose, he wouldn't be this good at it.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-14
Even Betty white isn’t that talented at playing stupid.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-02-14
He orders people to ignore thjngs lol
1 EvilioMTE 2019-02-14
Has he poster more review than this sub has? What a fucking idiot, no small business owner is going to want to touch him.
1 crookedmile 2019-02-14
I hope for the sake of this sub that someone is thoroughly documenting all of Joe's posts
1 sanfrancisco69er 2019-02-14
/u/dropngo
1 cbanks420lol 2019-02-14
Joe is so stupid it's almost surreal.
1 ThrowThrow117 2019-02-14
It's such aggressive stupidity
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-14
Ive often found it breathtaking
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-02-14
Jessi Slaughter's dad was lovable because at least he had good intentions. He was trying to protect his dopey kid. Joe Cumia is just 100% hateable.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-02-14
How many kids does this deadbeat have? When he was yelling at teenage she's at the book signing he was calling himself a father of 4.
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-02-14
I'm pretty sure none of them are actually his. Being a father is yet another thing that Joe cosplays as.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-14
Copied from above...
As far as I can tell, he only has one biological child - the girl he can't get to school on time, doesn't pay adequate child support for and whose mind he is poisoning with his high school dropout, halfwitted, internet-assembled worldview.
The other 3 are the kids of his "girl." Clearly, after his embarrassing display at Anthony's book signing, at least two of them had a word with him and told him to stop publicly referring to them as his children.
1 HaunebuFantastik 2019-02-14
Joseph Cumia has "kids" in all 50 states. Sick demented fuck.
1 Horses_The_IV 2019-02-14
Joe said he wanted to talk on Skype so I added him and it was just him laughing for about 10 seconds and then it ended. Turns out he used the peer to peer exploit to track my IP and then called my ISP. They wouldn't give him my information but he social engineered them into giving my billing address and a few hours later a gang of bikers showed up on my lawn and they aren't leaving, so here I sit.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-14
How did he do that? Did he use ctrl+alt+del?
1 quasi100 2019-02-14
indian scammers run "tree" from "/" on old people and tell them all their files are virsues lol
"https://web.csulb.edu/~murdock/tree.html"
1 late_50s_why 2019-02-14
Five black guys ran train on Nana
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-02-14
How long until their mobility scooters need to be recharged?
1 darthsmokey 2019-02-14
😂
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-02-14
They could start slacking at any minute.
1 EastSideDan 2019-02-14
How exactly does Facebook subpoena someone?
1 late_50s_why 2019-02-14
Joe told them they Don goofed
1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-02-14
For the IP address? Not at all. The IP address is part of the HTTP requests you have to make all the time to exchange data with their page. Just opening FB gives them your IP. Otherwise their server couldn't send you their site data and the page couldn't be displayed on your screen.
He's full of shit.
1 Don_Panera 2019-02-14
Shut up you fucking basic nerd.
1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-02-14
Why don't you come over to the Mariehems Sportklubb and shut up?
1 mouthmouth18 2019-02-14
doesn't matter. IP can't really be used to identify you since there's so many different ways to steal or spoof your connection
1 RacistPigeon 2019-02-14
Not just that, but anyone could be using a computer at an IP address. Joe is a moron.
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-02-14
Isn't that the company which locked his account multiple times?
< Joe: hiiii this is Joseph Cumia, father of some and a vet!! <FB: dial tone
1 hitch21 2019-02-14
“ALL COMMENTARY BELOW SHOULD BE IGNORED”
I’m sure that tactic is working you fat moron
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-14
"Professional NY guitarist/sing/songwriter" Anyone who has to describe themselves that way is deadbeat drain on society
1 BullsLawDan 2019-02-14
Other than "Gonna Electric Shock OJ", which as we all know he wrote 100% of all by himself and then graciously invited Anthony to come along, what has he written?
1 jofreal 2019-02-14
An endless stream of Facebook dissertations, rife with misspelling and random capitalization, that most people read half a sentence of and then skip.
1 EastSideDan 2019-02-14
"Electric Shock OJ" he also stole off of a Stern listener.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-14
On Dara and the Black Earl song. The black earl song is literally the only good thing ever but nowhere near good enough to cut him slack on the embarrassing aspects of his life. Which is every aspect besides the black earl song
1 Fuhrer_Mel_Gibson 2019-02-14
I hope he bought some subscription to an IP tracking website and they keep charging him because he forgot to cancel.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2019-02-14
It's not slander, dumbass. We're literally just quoting your own fucking Twitter account.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-14
It would be libel because it's written not spoken. But it's not that either.
1 ilumty 2019-02-14
it's so strange that he's trying to say that his posts are photoshoped. he knows they aren't, we know they aren't, anyone who followed him knows they aren't...the wayback machine is known by the general public to be completely legit
its such a weird hill to die on. he loses just by saying it. and knows he it
1 McGowan9 2019-02-14
It's because he, like Anthony, is a complete coward who doesn't have the courage of his convictions.
In a weird way he'd be more respectable if he owned it and said "Yeah, I wrote all of that. I don't like niggers and I don't care who knows it." He wants to be able to blurt out racist shit online under his real name but doesn't want to face any of the consequences that might come from doing so. But you can't have it both ways.
1 icarebot 2019-02-14
I care
1 ddlamb 2019-02-14
it works for Trump, naturally he thinks it'll work for him.
he probably thinks he'd be a swell Prez too
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-02-14
His kid is going to be really late to school tomorrow :(. "Dear teacher, please my daughter, her worthless layabout father was up all night battling trolls".
1 Themenwithnoname 2019-02-14
Great to see Logan Lynn chiming on FB.
1 BP-47 2019-02-14
Fawk, he called the Cyber Police.
1 Nuwanda84 2019-02-14
"Anth. We got them by the balls. This time for real, man. We got a username and he speaks English. That narrows it down to a couple of billion suspects. I'm this close. I need some money to investigate this further. And after that I need more money to sue. You gotta help me."
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-14
Anthony: "You had me at 'sue.'"
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-02-14
Hi Joe. It's a libtard conspiracy man. I tracked the ISPs of all the comments and they lead to the same people that sell fake guitars to old people on Facebook.
1 TacolasCage 2019-02-14
Joe Cumia is retarded but not a pedophile
1 TepplerDjax 2019-02-14
Joe Cumia sincerely thanks you for clarifying this.
1 JohnDenver2005 2019-02-14
Joe Cumia sucks vos
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-02-14
I have to wakeup for work in 3 hours but Joe is making a complete ass of himself and I can't stop watching
1 TedBacon 2019-02-14
Joe doesn't seem to understand how libel lawsuits work. It's on you, as the litigant, to prove that the statements you consider libelous are false. He can't do that, because there's archived evidence that they're true. He'd never find a lawyer that would be willing to take on that case because it's an obvious loser.
1 Cptbaldopie 2019-02-14
I was listening to one of the CQ episodes today and this retard was also in studio. I had to turn it off.
1 NlGKIKEGER 2019-02-14
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1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-02-14
I've been reading these comments and the Facebook reviews for the past 5 minutes giggling to myself on the can. Thank god for Joe cumia
1 niggerposter 2019-02-14
nigger
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-02-14
Hes so dumb it makes my head hurt. All his deleted tweets can be subpoenaed from twitter to show any judge hes posted racist things getting any case thrown out.
1 rykorotez 2019-02-14
Honest question.
Is there anything to be legitimately scared of or nervous about when concerning Joe? How come none of you NY area people have taken him up on his offer for a beer and a conversation? I would willingly give him my info and defend myself in whatever kangaroo court took his case. As everyone knows, the mountain of evidence is overwhelming.
1 dalgriff 2019-02-14
Honestly, Joe would probably try to pin everything on ONE guy and sue him.
The most viable solution would be for us to create a "Strawman" for Joe to blame, and then give him the information to BURY joe in court.
It has to be someone who clearly doesn't give a fuck about life. I know a few people like this. Someone with nothing to lose, preferably a homeless bro.
There's NOTHING that would make me happier than to see brother joe sue a homeless guy for Libel, lose to him, and get counter sued and the said homeless man gets a good portion of Ants money.
This is the checkmate.
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1 skankhunt420lol 2019-02-14
stinks
1 rykorotez 2019-02-14
I'm not claiming to be a legal expert, but Joe simply doesn't have a case. If it ever did make it trial, any judge with something between his ears would throw it right out.
I'm not trying to come off as a badass, but if I lived in the Long Island area had the free time, I would completely take him up on this.
1 dalgriff 2019-02-14
There has to be some way we can fuck with him in that respect.
Do you think he'd actually meet up at the big apple ranch? What if we found the name of someone who worked there and told Brother Joe that was the contact. Joe would obviously talk to the guy like he was the troll, but shortly after find out that he had nothing to do with it, he'd flip out.
1 rykorotez 2019-02-14
Why bother with all the secrecy and sneaking around? There's undeniable proof he's a racist. The pedo stuff is weak at best, but he's a certifiable racists and there's proof. And he's a pussy. There's literally nothing to be afraid of. Why is there so much hesitation to just give this asshole what he wants and confront him?
1 dalgriff 2019-02-14
Because it's damn fun to send him on a wild goose chase.
Didn't you enjoy the film "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" as a kid?
1 Frequent2001 2019-02-14
how is that libel/defamation if its true? gotta love it when idiots think they know the law. Fucker probably couldn't afford a lawyer anyways.