“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole.” - James Joyce

1  2019-02-13 by i69withmarion

9 comments

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-02-13

is that so

1  darklydreamingdayln 2019-02-13

Truly one of history's greatest wordsmiths.

1  sheba_sheba 2019-02-13

"a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.”

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-02-13

There is a clear pattern with him. I think he'd love the internet

1  praise_st_mel 2019-02-13

What a hero.

1  fiffy_tiffy 2019-02-13

"...and if I gave you a bigger stronger f*ck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside.”

This might be the greatest thing ever written.

1  i69withmarion 2019-02-13

I love James Joyce

1  ForceFeedNana 2019-02-13

A treasure of the literary world.

1  LarryKleist711 2019-02-13

She looks like a fucking dude.