In all seriousness, at this point his best option is to delete 100% of social media profiles and get his name legally changed. Anything else is pointless. Google is his worst enemy.

1  2019-02-13 by ScottfromSanQuentin

3 comments

1  KPIH 2019-02-13

Or kill himself

1  throwawaymanthrows 2019-02-13

I personally would prefer this

1  ScottfromSanQuentin 2019-02-13

Sadly that would really reduce the volume of material we would have to work with here, but I understand.