Reminder: Do NOT trash businesses when leaving honest Brother Joe solo show reviews
1 2019-02-13 by iPadsFromPizzaFace
I like most of you sociopaths work for a living, it's not my place to tell you what to do but I think leaving a 4 star review while trashing Joe Cumia will get their attention quicker
44 comments
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-02-13
Their business has already suffered enough by having Joe perform in the first place, no need to kick them while they're down.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-13
Don't 1 star a business you want to have an actual effect on. Homo Joe will just point and declare you a troll. A 3 star review for a 5 star venue with great service and good that you had to take 2 stars from because they had Joe there is much more believable and will get a better reaction.
Unless it's a faggot running a bowling alley who thinks Joe is a pretty cool guy, then carpet bomb that rat infested, gloryhole in the bathroom drug den into oblivion.
Or do whatever you want to do. What the fuck do I care?
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-02-13
Jesee Ventura voice "Exactly"
1 Dick_donger 2019-02-13
Tower 7
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-02-13
Hypothetically, of course.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-13
no, literally buy an army & carpet bomb them.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-02-13
Can't you get arrested for hate speech 'cross the pond for saying shit like this?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-13
I could get arrested for calling you a faggot, so I wont.
But yeh, people have been arrested for 'misgendering', basically addressing a transwoman as 'Mr' on twitter.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-02-13
You can call me a faggot, I don't mind.
Would the bobbies knock your door down if you called the queen a dude?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-13
It's possible, but recently the police seem to have a hard-on for defending trans people, I really don't know why.
1 tranthasourus 2019-02-13
It’s because you are all a bunch of faggots.
1 JuulSantana 2019-02-13
Exactly. They seem like ok people anyways. Just got to tell them you will come back if Joe is banned. The Ducks On the Ave manager had it coming though big time. That dude was way too cocky. And he ended up paying for it. Either way, good or bad reviews, the James Joyce Pub doesn't want to deal with this mess. Besides hiring Joe to begin with, they played this one out smart
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-13
A reply on your review (or changing the rating in response to their banning of Joe even) or an email thanking them for taking care of the situation, will go a long way to making it stick. Joe will try to sweet talk his ass back into these places with his "boo hoo I'm a victim of cyberbullying" and "The imgerr made it all up" shit.
1 TedBacon 2019-02-13
I wonder how Tally Ho theater is going to handle all this.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-02-13
The owner and the manager are what Joe would refer to as "libtards" so it should be pretty interesting.
1 TedBacon 2019-02-13
And easily found on social media. The father, Don, was the only one I couldn't track down, and I suspect he has little to do with the business anymore. We'll find out.
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-13
Tally Ho!
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-13
What happened with Ducks on the Ave?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-02-13
Rumors started circulating about drug deals and molestation occurring in the toilets and this wasn't taken well
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2019-02-13
Someone allegedly found shards of broken glass and cocaine lines on the baby changing table. Scary stuff.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2019-02-13
OMG. Same thing happened to my family at FH Reilleys.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-02-13
I believe it was a man named Sue Lightening that left that review. So unfair for a new father to have to deal with that stuff when trying to have a nice night on the town.
1 TedBacon 2019-02-13
I hope you're not implying that anyone here is leaving those reviews, sir. I've seen the reviews and they all look legit to me.
1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-02-13
All hypotheticals of course.
1 Glorious-hole 2019-02-13
Suuure I wouldn’t ever say anything bad about a Cumia their 80 years old NVM
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-13
It makes me feel all tingly inside to think about Joe reading through all this and just getting furious. I hope he takes it out on Carol tonight.
1 iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-13
He's weighing the heft of their different frying pans right now, trying to find the perfect one for when he attacks. He may even go all out with the cast iron skillet tonight, if he can manage to swing it.
1 FedallahX 2019-02-13
You forget that nobody in this sub needed to actually leave a fake review. Joseph Cumia left a review himself badmouthing the place that hired him.
1 WalterWhite2012 2019-02-13
Two negative reviews then a positive review, because there is no bottom to his unfathomable stupidity.
1 punannimaster 2019-02-13
Brother Joe's solo reviews id watch that
1 SyphilisV 2019-02-13
Unless the business is also trash. Anyone who hires someone like Joe must either be totally oblivious to who/what he is, or is being stingy trying to save some money by booking him as a "musical act" or "musician"... I say trash them if they deserve it, otherwise great post.
1 VeganHam 2019-02-13
It’s that one. Definitely that one.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-13
They aren't doing it to be cheap. Not with what Joe charges. So they are going to expect a return on the investment, he's not slipping under the radar. This is also why posting that his performance wasn't good is a sign that it's fake. You people won't like hearing this, but Joe is actually pretty good on the guitar. He's also (again, to his credit) very friendly and talkative with fans (believe it or not, he has some) after gigs. Now there's a place where I could understand someone taking offense to something he says a little too loudly. I'm just saying - hypothetically.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-02-13
Frankly I think these businesses should be warned and informed of all the personal baggage Joe carries with him. * he is an avowed racist who hosted white supremacist David Duke on a radio show * constantly makes racist comment towards African Americans on twitter and facebook * if a restaurant he is playing at doesn't comp him free drinks, he will write negative reviews trashing said restaurant * claims to have served in the military despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. * went on the People's Court to insist that he is NOT a pedophile.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-02-13
Somebody should slap together a "One Stop Shopping" package of the David Duke interview/racist tweets/racist Facebook posts/"People's Court" pedophilia denial, all under one single link for the venue owner to click to see everything together at once.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-13
I'm getting tired of these blatantly false claims about Joe Cumia being made. He never insisted he was not a pedophile. Watch the tape, he says he's been accused of being one, never once said that he wasn't. Quit with the fake news
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-02-13
Be a bloody shame if someone where to, you know, go to their Yelp and do that.
1 Persianschlong 2019-02-13
I've never enjoyed other people, animals suffering. I fucking love the shitting on Joe and egg stuffer.
1 SamRobertsPhiltrum 2019-02-13
The virtue signaling in this thread is staggering.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-02-13
Is it?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-13
You people don't know what you're doing. I know the situation a little better from experience, and know Joe a little and actually like him a lot. So let me help!
First, one misconception must be corrected. They aren't hiring him to be cheap. Not with what Joe charges. So they are going to expect a return on the investment, he's not slipping under the radar. This is also why posting that his performance wasn't good is a sign that it's fake. You people won't like hearing this, but Joe is actually pretty good on the guitar. He's also (again, to his credit) very friendly and talkative with fans (believe it or not, he has some) after gigs. Now there's a place where I could understand someone taking offense to something he says a little too loudly. I'm just saying - hypothetically.
Hypothetically
1 crookedmile 2019-02-13
Hey man, don't be a wet blanket
1 MarciTurkFanNetwork 2019-02-13
If Joe posted a request, in an honest and kind way, that you no longer publish negative reviews, would anyone here take it seriously?
1 JerkyJimmy 2019-02-13
F.H. Riley's doesn't seem to be returning Joe's calls.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-02-13
Somebody should slap together a "One Stop Shopping" package of the David Duke interview/racist tweets/racist Facebook posts/"People's Court" pedophilia denial, all under one single link for the venue owner to click to see everything together at once.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-13
I'm getting tired of these blatantly false claims about Joe Cumia being made. He never insisted he was not a pedophile. Watch the tape, he says he's been accused of being one, never once said that he wasn't. Quit with the fake news