Joe, apologize and admit you're a liar, then we'll stop.

1  2019-02-13 by Virginia_Beach

Hey Joe,

We know you have this subreddit bookmarked and view it several times a day. If you want this to stop, all you have to do is apologize to us running our good name through the mud, but most importantly, you must admit that you did in fact write racist things on Twitter and Facebook. It's undeniable that it was you, and not an impostor, who wrote those racist posts.

Also, you must admit that you lied in a court of law when asked about the racist things you've said. Remember that? You blamed us, "online terrorists", for your own action, when we both know that's not true.

If you apologize to us and admit these two things in a public Facebook post, your life will resume without any interaction from us. If not, we will continually show the world that you are a racist piece of shit. Remember, Libel is when someone says false things about somebody to destroy their reputation. What we are doing is not libel; rather, we are using your own words against you to destroy your reputation. You have 24 hours.

Your choice.

15 comments

1  greygooser 2019-02-13

It’s too late for that.

1  Virginia_Beach 2019-02-13

A man has to live with the choices he's made and the consequences of those choices. It was his choice to go onto public forums under his own name and say racist things. Now he's paying for those choices. But I believe in redemption under the right circumstances, and I believe a public apology to us and admitting he did say racist things to his Facebook friends would be suitable. I'm not saying we can't still laugh at his stupidity, just giving the man some options.

1  JuulSantana 2019-02-13

"We'll stop?"

Kindly fuck off, sir.

1  Virginia_Beach 2019-02-13

It's clear you don't know how this works.

1  Individually_Placed 2019-02-13

Always somebody who doesn't get the bit.

1  SomervilleDan 2019-02-13

Can we also demand he admits he's a card-carrying faggot?

1  Virginia_Beach 2019-02-13

Yes, he should probably explain the Ranch.

1  SueFuckedAnt 2019-02-13

How many years has this been going on between joe and this sub?

1  Virginia_Beach 2019-02-13

I think we've always laughed at Joe's stupidity, but in terms of people here reaching out into the real world to affect his personal life by using the man's own words against him, probably two years.

1  TedBacon 2019-02-13

That's a lie and you know it

1  ForceFeedNana 2019-02-13

Sir! Are you calling into question the honesty of this sub?

1  LaLaLaLoey 2019-02-13

“Dragged our good name through the mud”, had me laughing out loud in Starbucks.

I fucking love this sub

1  deumae 2019-02-13

I don't think I have ever laughed audibly in public until I found this place.

1  LaLaLaLoey 2019-02-13

Same here. It’s cheered me up so much. Lol

1  deumae 2019-02-13

If this were a movie: He's finally had it and goes to the cops. As soon as he's through the door, a girl tears her dress, grabs his hand, and screams "THIS IS NOT MY UNCLE". Close-up on his empty stare as the Benny Hill music starts to play.

1  Virginia_Beach 2019-02-13

Yes, he should probably explain the Ranch.

1  deumae 2019-02-13

I don't think I have ever laughed audibly in public until I found this place.