You sit behind Nia at the movies. What do you do?

1  2019-02-13 by betadromes

31 comments

1  AntsCamera 2019-02-13

Ball up a piece of paper, stick it in the middle of that bun, and light it up.

1  Chapel2k 2019-02-13

Does shit burn?

1  AntsCamera 2019-02-13

Niggers do.

1  YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-02-13

Looks like one of those little firework pellet things you put on the ground and it makes an ash snake.

1  YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-02-13

Looks like one of those little firework pellet things you put on the ground and it makes a snake.

I imagine her reaction would be calm and civil if a gentleman were to sit in front of her wearing his finest top hat.

1  realestassdude 2019-02-13

Even if you move 5 rows in front of her, she will still be talking the whole time.

1  blue_magoo_62 2019-02-13

And you could still probably smell that hair

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-02-13

After i eat lots of cabbage my shit looks like that.

1  beerandlolz 2019-02-13

Hedge trimmer it up.

1  siposip 2019-02-13

That person deserves to die

1  senselessdegenerate 2019-02-13

I‘d strain my neck trying to look around this lady’s hair

1  LamarThePotato 2019-02-13

God forbid you say something. Oh hellll naaa!! uh uh!

1  ReDMeridiaN 2019-02-13

Looks like dog poop

1  crookedmile 2019-02-13

When's the last time they sold full sized bags of Tostitos Scoops at a movie theater? These blacks, they're crafty

1  RapistWithHIV 2019-02-13

At least they're a quiet snack.

1  CommodorePawsey 2019-02-13

Sir, I think there must be some sort of mistake. Those snacks are notoriously loud.

1  LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-13

Craft me a cotton shirt.

1  Callumlfc69 2019-02-13

Soft serve lookin’ ass

1  YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-02-13

There's alot going on here. The smells from the full size bag of tostitos, the full open jar of salsa, and unwashed hair must be a real treat to the senses. The obvious pirating of the movie to the left. And what the fuck is going on with that arm a few rows up right above the scoops bag?

1  ElFaporino 2019-02-13

set her weave on fire

1  RealTonySchiavone 2019-02-13

Nice family size bag of tortilla chips, stupid

1  Jazz_and_AWOL 2019-02-13

Is that an open jar of fuckin salsa in the movie theater?

1  SpeckofCoppah 2019-02-13

That must smell...

1  breewagoner 2019-02-13

God I hate niggers

1  craigshinkleboutit 2019-02-13

quick anthony photograph this bitch

1  of_lower_stock 2019-02-13

Just see how much popcorn and candy you can toss in there. That'd be so much fun.

1  niceusernamestupid 2019-02-13

Wait 5 mins for her to talk loudly on the phone and get her kicked the fuck out.

1  RacistPigeon 2019-02-13

Drop a lit match into the center of it and leave.

1  MoeGreenVegas 2019-02-13

Go home and watch your 80" TV like any self respecting white man.

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1  Chapel2k 2019-02-13

Does shit burn?