The reason Ant settled with his wife is because he was afraid that the threesomes with her and his brother would be leaked to the press

1  2019-02-13 by iHateAllYouFucks

Speculate.

20 comments

1  nomobjustice 2019-02-13

This is something I never considered but know in my heart to be true.

1  iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-13

I just thought about it when a read a thread about Ant marrying Joe's sloppy seconds. It was a revelation.

1  JohnDough911 2019-02-13

He wasn’t famous when he married the Ron Perlman look alike. Why would it be leaked to the press?

1  nomobjustice 2019-02-13

Been drinking John?

1  JohnDough911 2019-02-13

Of course. It’s Tuesday night, stupid.

1  iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-13

Because it would be embarrassing as shit. He was just starting to make good money in radio when the divorce happened.

1  BullsLawDan 2019-02-13

No, dude, it was totally those threesomes with chicks! After all, there's no way fans of a dick joke radio show in the 90's would ever accept a guy who loves BANGING CHICKS.

1  willfalls2 2019-02-13

He settled cuz his ex wife prob found out he fucked teens. Big if true.

1  iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-13

Another valid option.

1  harriswill 2019-02-13

Obscurity Ant in his 60s is pulling down men that look like 15 year old Japanese girls

Can you imagine the deprivaty of a WNEW Ant? There was probably Carcosa shit going on

1  Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-13

He didn't her telling about all the Sloppy Joe's he ate

1  ComePoundMeDear 2019-02-13

Hey-oh!!

1  tapetape2 2019-02-13

Howard had to send his lawyers and reporters at Ant because the destroyer has no dirt on him sniff

1  late_50s_why 2019-02-13

I think it's more about his impotent penis

1  Doug_Graves 2019-02-13

I knew it. You mind if I tell everyone?

1  iHateAllYouFucks 2019-02-13

Spread the word.

1  McGowan9 2019-02-13

It makes sense if you think about it. They are degenerate fucks.

1  chip902 2019-02-13

Change my mind*

1  ComePoundMeDear 2019-02-13

I believe the threesomes were with young girls, the kind of 13/14 year old runaways that hang around in trashy bars.

1  Chapel2k 2019-02-13

Bad enough stirring your brothers porridge but pulling a train?