Pretty much every (adult) relationship he's ever had was with a sloppy seconds castoff from his friends or relatives. His father fucked the woman he lost his (heterosexual) virginity to for God's sake.

Well to be fair, he was 13. It seems odd to call that a sloppy second.

What would you call a pussy your Pops pre-fucked for you? I was saying this is what warped him.

Mom?

He also claimed the only girl he ever really loved was "Lobster Girl" who was an intern's sloppy seconds. He can't really commit unless he can taste the cum of someone he knows on the girl.

Remember him talking about the retard cooking show? He said the idea of a kid biting a cookie then offering him a bite was disgusting.

But he suck diseased looking tranny’s dick and goo gobble the sloppy seconds from others. Anthony Cumia is a god damned cuck.

What about how Missy is Jim's sloppy seconds ?

Is this a thing?

Trust the sub

What about Dannys seconds?

I wouldn’t even drink after my brother and he’s a pretty clean guy I think.

I wouldn't marry a girl any guy I knew even touched her arm, let alone fucked her

Let alone your brother

Also Melissa cheated on Ant with that Fox News jew

Which jew?

Andy Levy.

Is that a relative to Bob levy? They kinda look alike

Brothers

She also cheated on Nana with a Portugese waiter on their cruise as Nana spent the whole time either drunk, losing money playing poker or taking creepshots of grown black men playing basketball.

I was disgusted when I found out a girl I'd fucked had fucked my brother years before. This motherfucker knew and proposed. Fucking gross. I bet they had threesomes together and that's what Ant was afraid of being said in court. Oh damn, this is a new one.

I bet everyone at that bar was laughing behind his back, Joe included.

treat him like a man and not a child and respect him.

By "child" he meant gay. What kind of a hugely insecure closet case would get married to a woman he didn't even like, let alone love; what's more, a woman who his older brother used to fuck - just so a bunch of drunks at the bar his mother worked at (that was who he said he wanted to impress- the winos who used to refer to him as "Ro's kid") would think he was 'one of the guys.' A homosexual, that's who.

He likes fucking his friends cast offs because it’s the closest he can get to just fucking his friends. He is gay.

I figured it was a threeway with another man but never considered joe was the other guy.

I bet they had threesomes together and that's what Ant was afraid of being talked about in court.

No, no, you see... It was that they had threesomes with other CHICKS. Because Ant loves CHICKS. And, you know, when you're the host of a radio show, having it getting out that you FUCKED TWO CHICKS AT ONCE would totally ruin your reputation...

Cuckold Cumia.

I don't even know how a person can think thats acceptable in any way.

That is such trashy behavior. Most rational people don't do that sort of shit.

I was dating a girl and she started coming onto my brother. He told me immediately and i dumped her on the spot. He later said he was grossed out by the whole thing and we avoided eye contact for a few weeks after the fact.

The faking orgasms thing is one of the weirdest things I ever heard. Straight men just don't think like that. That is someone that clearly just isn't 100% comfortable having sex with a women. I don't want kids either. But when you're in the moment, you're not even thinking about anything else but fucking. Do you go and take piss and stop halfway through it? Guy is a total closet case.

I might be speculating, but I think Nana loves to eat girls when it's full of another man's semen. What is that "fetish" called ?

He definitely said that he'd eat girls out after he creampied in them, so it's not a stretch that he'd do it after another guy fucked her.

God knows she got enough of his

imagine being eskimo brothers with your own brother

He also told a story how his wedding was almost ruined because his new bride was upset and almost started a fight with Roe because Joe was flirting with her cousin. Why was she so upset? Because Joe had at one time dragged his sloppy cock into the brand new Mrs. Anthony Cumia and she still felt entitled to be angry when he had sex with someone else. How utterly disgusting.

Oh, you mean the guy who lusted after his cousin?