Cumias always bringing us down.

1  2019-02-12 by betadromes

11 comments

Oh shit that guy is about to get his wallet stolen. Then I assume the woman will be introduced to heroin and sold on the streets

It’s actually Jussie. That dudes about to get propositioned for some rough trade.

Not cool bro, not cool

Meanwhile his black ass is raping beating and oubbing an octogenarian blind later that night

Literally all the black guys I know are puss hounds who constantly cheat on their wives and girlfriends and live and breathe for a sniff of twat. Luckily this commercial showed me they’re clearly in the minority and most African gentlemen will step in to prevent evil whites from committing the heinous crime of talking to a woman they haven’t previously met.

Yes, everything - everything - is a threat to your "way of life". Paranoid fuckwit.

It would have been so funny if he had gone “nah man this one’s mine.”

And then blackjacked her and raped her on the busy street

Yep.

So I have no anecdotes, just lots of statistics but apparently that's not "suitable conversation" for a bris

I spent a good 2 mins not getting it and then laughed pretty hard. Thank u my g

Low-key, this is a sadly truthful post. We can larp about space marines and colonizing new planets, opening wormholes and solving scarcity but we literally have to consider the myopic comprehensions of a bunch of redundant farm equipment and our duty/burden/debt to it.