SAMCRO Joe Asking Milla Jovovich To Dinner ....
1 2019-02-12 by yabbadabbadough
JOE: "Hi, I'm Joe! I'm Anthony's brother!"
MILLA: "Who?"
JOE: "Anthony, Anthony Cumia ...."
MILLA: [Looks Puzzled]
JOE: "The guy who's show you were just on ...?"
MILLA: *"Oh yes, yes of course! Angie Conner!"
JOE: "Yeah, uh .... Would you like to out for a bite to e--"
MILLA: [Desperately Looks For An Assistant To Whisk Her Away]
"Oh, I'll be busy doing publicity all day, sorry. But thank you!"
JOE: "Sure, no problem. Well, how about tomorrow th--"
MILLA: [Still Scanning For An Exit Strategy]
"It was very nice meeting you. So long n-"
JOE: "So .... Miss Hollywood Bitch has no time for the little people, huh??"
MILLA: "Look, I gotta go, my car is wai--"
SXM SECURITY: "OK, Joe. Miss Jovovich need to leave."
JOE: "Fuckin' bitch!!
MILLA: [Screams]
SXM SECURITY: [Guns Joe Down In A Hail Of Dum-Dum Bullets]*
5 comments
1 sams_seed 2019-02-12
THE GENTLEMAN WHO FELL BEFORE THE COURT
only the realest niggas and 90est babies will get it
1 Bluesmoky 2019-02-12
I bet SAMCRO nearly charmed her panties off. He's such a big, sexy man at 6'1". I'd become an Anthony fan again if he'd call out his retarded brother for being delusional.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-02-12
He doesn't tower over Nana either who is maybe 5'8 at best. Joe is probably below 6 feet. He lives to tell lies about himself.
1 suirogerg 2019-02-12
Do you think he’d really only say “so” one time? Come on, sir. Now I know you’re pulling my leg.
1 Don_Panera 2019-02-12
Angie Conner.
Nigga ribs... hurrrrtin. Ta-DAY!