Lol he should sign up for promotional modeling. Couple hundred bucks to show up in their tshirt and a short skirt, and drink for free until you throw up on the floor and some poor mexican has to come mop it up

He's a fat ugly old man.

About as qualified for the position as myself 😕

Hiring Joe just to tell him to shut the fuck up is a pretty good bit.

"Do you want this 50 dollars or not, nigger? Sit there with your guitar and don't make a sound or you're fucking fired. Oh and nice shoes, stupid."

I would love to throw rotten fruit at him

How heavy is Ant?

Hahaha holy shit

I wonder How much money would that would take? 400? 600?

I'm all in, someone find us a venue and lets pool money. We can make him beg for his money and pelt him with tomatoes.

The sub should literally organize a plastic bag convention, hire Joe and invite Gene and make them fight.

It would be like an eyes wide shut party except filled with monsters at a trashy long island bar.

This is brilliant

I want him to only play “In The Air Tonight” twelve times in a row as his set.

As we pelt him with fruit and/or tell him he’s too loud.

Make sure our contract says he must perform for 70 minutes minimum to get paid. Just so we can abuse him for that long.

I want him to only play “In The Air Tonight” twelve times in a row as his set.

Joe is a pretty intense microphone drummer, hope you have only the finest Chinese Facebook ad knock offs that this ape is a connoisseur of.

I would wait until Anthony's inevitable bankruptcy

Yeah, and repeatedly requesting that he look like less of a fag when he plays.

Joe would probably be cheaper than what some people spent on Cameo, would require more effort than anyone should waste on the Cumias.

If i had more money to toss around I would hire Joe on a weekly basis for like 1,500 dollars each week to sit in a corner and hold his guitar and do nothing. He would have to take the gig because he sucks ass so much and is such a dumb faggot it would be the best thing going for him. I would just have him stare at a wall like 6 inches from his face. on Friday's I might even have him wear a dunce cap and move one inch closer to the wall.

stupid no talent faggot.

I was going to say shame on you for even imagining giving Joe another allowance for doing nothing, but the stupid fucking wop would just blow it all on worthless garbage and be broke by the time you hired him again anyway.

i just like the idea of paying someone to stare at a wall and waste their life away because it's literally the best way for them to earn money. it completely negates his existence. you are making the investment to not have joe be a thing, essentially.

Joe sits there with an unpowered PA while Kendrick Lamar's "King Kunta" plays on the jukebox

He is also throwing this little shit fit because he sucked and didn't draw shit so the manager said he's never gonna hire him again. The dude acts like he should get a free drink because he drew a crowd full of people on a busy night and can actually play good, when I guarantee there were less than several people there and they were all regulars and drug addicts anyways. Because guess what, nobody goes out drinking on sunday you fucking inebriate.

It was a Sunday? Jeeze. Can you imagine deciding to go out for a nice Sunday dinner with your family before you all face the long week ahead. Then you are seated and realize some fat fuck fake biker is poorly and loudly singing and the ambiance is now dead.

Don't forget that he also complained that they wouldn't let his old ghoul gf carol to get a table due to how cheap and ugly she was.

But he plays "just like Eric!"

rimshot

Joe Cumia is a failed at everything including killing himself. FAGGOT !

We don't know that yet. There's a chance he could be successful at that.

I pray to god that you are right.

I've managed plenty of venues that have musicians, and almost every day you're going to have to tell one of these bum ass musicians to turn their shit down. They all seem to think it's a live concert and not a stupid background gig. You are there to play elevator music with some personality. You are not performing a Super Bowl Half Time show. Turn your shit down and be happy you were paid in fried wontons and a plastic cup of beer.

he shouldve played Wonderwall. frickin amateur

I pray to god that you are right.