5 years ago a good friend of mine hooked me up with a job interview. To show my appreciation I bought him a case of beer when I landed the job, which he was hesitant to accept. 25 years ago Joe Cumia helped his younger brother get a job interview and has been collecting a monthly handout ever since

1  2019-02-12 by TheWelfareMan

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Joe pisses me off to no end. The laziness and arrogance is astounding. My siblings and I would certainly help each other if one of us became millionaires but nobody would expect a monthly allowance.

I said this on here the other day but what's even more crazy about it all is that Joe wasn't supporting Ant's radio career at the time. Ant said on the real ass podcast that when he took the radio job and quit Rogut that Joe freaked out and told Ant "You're making a big mistake, this isn't gonna lead you anywhere"

Now he parades around like it was all his planning and support that got Anthony into radio. Imagine how insane youd have to be to not only throw that hissy fit, but then a few years later be demanding monthly handouts from the guy.

But when it alive does it say quaaaaack

yeah

Take it to the bridge!

I say I wouldnt want an allowance, but if a sibling was actively making several million a year, I could probably shut up and accept the cash. Ant's been off the radio and his fortune has been dwindling for 5 years, and Joe just collects that handout like nothing happened. What kind of fucking piece of shit do you have to be to not step in and offer to, at the least, but a little aside from every check so he can take a month off here and there. 50 grand is more and more money to ant with every passing day, and this leech cant find a job and start giving back for years of free handouts he did nothing to deserve? Ant wrote the song parody, thats why they got on the radio. Also if I ever would accept an allownce like that, I could never imagine sitting back and letting it be my only income source for a month let alone into my 60's. If Joe had anything more than bottom tier intelligence he wouldnt have the pride to show his face to anyone.

Joe just thinks it should have been him to be on the radio.

This makes you all so angry. So the fuck what?!

Angry? We are laughing at this shit dick.

Have you ever been to the compound?

It's boring here at Panera

Hi, Joe

I got a friend a job once. He met his wife and had a kid with a coworker.

He never thanked me.

They are divorced now and his kid lives at the other end of the country.

I might ask for a thank you when i see him this weekend.

He should ask you for a monthly allowance then

The judgmental faces in the background grow richer in meaning each day. They've only been in a room with him for a few minutes and are already disgusted at this brazenly ignorant boob.

He was hesitant to accept a case of beer? Was he a recovering alcoholic?

Worse, a humble faggot.

Wow he sounds just like porsalin. Please give to his gofundme cause he's too humble to ask.

nigger

I agree.

Joe also almost ruined the "job interview" by giving free plugola plugs to a local pizza place so they'd give him a free slice. There's audio of their appearance out there.

Haggling for free shit? Are you sure this is the same Joe Cumia?

Yup, and he is pathetic enough to call the cash he receives "royalties".

I have no problem with Anthony helping out whoever he chooses to. But this fat loser brother of his feels entitles to it. In his simple mind, Anthony would not have made the money he did without Joe being involved.

It was about 6 or 7 years until Opie and Anthony were able to make millions. The two of them alone were responsible for that. Brother Joe was nowhere to be found while they put their time in. Just the fact that fat Joe was completely ignored by Opie says everything you need to know.

Brother Joe is an elderly loser. He needs his younger brother to make ends meet. He justifies this as it being a childhood pact they made. Can we all guess who brought up the childhood pact 4 DECADES after it was made?

Wasn’t submitting the song to Opie Anthony’s idea?

Could it be that you are actually a better person than Joe Cumia?