wasn't this when she came in with Steve Zahn and Dice was in the studio too? She was married to Paul W.S. Anderson then. Why would she go out with this dipshit?
They WOULD have gone on a date, but Joe had to hurry home to author a twenty-thousand word Facebook post about a torn American flag he saw outside a Subaru dealership.
I’m trying to figure out how they “almost went to dinner”? Did he ask her and she said no? That’s not almost going to dinner. That’s straight up rejection. She probably made up something to not make him feel bad like she had plans or something. Who am I kidding? He never fucking asked her.
To be fair you've probably never come across a man his age who's done as little with his life and not ended up sleeping under a bridge. Joe is actually fairly unique, just not in any of the ways he thinks.
I just realized that his entire social media history is one giant string of emasculated, desperately grasping defensiveness brought on by low self-esteem.
It really is. That gigantic wall of text he wrote to club owners about how they should act towards "talent" such as him was so pathetic.
Anyone else would shrug that off or accept that such indignities are par for the course when you're 60 years old and still playing make believe that you're a rockstar while playing some random dive.
Joe though - he writes a bad review on Facebook of the bar and then pens a thinly-veiled essay about the incident on Twitter.
You call that a SHOEHORN!? There was so much else going on there. Hollywood being made up of diminutive low testosterone libcucks. A hot chick with a habit. A libtard making fun of herself. That's at least 4 1/2 book chapters of material.
You know it pisses off his manlet little brother that he is always throwing his height into his retarded comments but Anthony is too much of a beta pussy to say anything. You're barely 6 feet, faggot. Stop acting like Guinness World Records is knocking on your door.
She liked that I was 6'1" ...She says it was a habit.
He writes in the tone of a child who's just had their first picture pinned on the fridge. "Mommy says it's the bestest picture she's ever seen."
Dumb fuck - She was just being polite to you as you undoubtedly came across as some overbearing shithead who thinks you're on the same level as her and wouldn't stop talking about yourself.
Joe Cumia is the most inventively pathetic person I’ve ever witnessed. I have looked down on him for years now and still, every fuckin day, we must crane our necks lower. A legendary buffoon.
"She likes that I was 6'1"
Keyword "was", as, since the decade that has past since this picture was taken, he's lost about 4 inches purely due to old age.
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1 ScottfromSanQuentin 2019-02-12
Weird that he didn't tag Milla in the post.
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1 JimandFred 2019-02-12
wasn't this when she came in with Steve Zahn and Dice was in the studio too? She was married to Paul W.S. Anderson then. Why would she go out with this dipshit?
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-12
It's like he's a lying faggot or something.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-02-12
"We almost went to dinner"
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard him say.
1 Attonitus1 2019-02-12
I think "our schedules clashed" is even better. They're both such busy hardworking people.
1 WhatsInThatTacoMeat 2019-02-12
Schedules clashed= I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner and she said "oh I'd love to but i have this thing..."
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-12
They WOULD have gone on a date, but Joe had to hurry home to author a twenty-thousand word Facebook post about a torn American flag he saw outside a Subaru dealership.
1 deumae 2019-02-12
"Sorry, but I'm watching a friend wash her hair."
1 realestassdude 2019-02-12
I wonder if he even realizes he is lying at this point. People like him and Jussie Smollet must have something in their DNA to act this retarded.
1 SquatToilet 2019-02-12
This delusional cunt !
1 MonsterSteve 2019-02-12
I’m trying to figure out how they “almost went to dinner”? Did he ask her and she said no? That’s not almost going to dinner. That’s straight up rejection. She probably made up something to not make him feel bad like she had plans or something. Who am I kidding? He never fucking asked her.
1 Leofan7 2019-02-12
He'd just take her to Shoney's.
1 ImDickJustice 2019-02-12
He almost went for a coffee with that thing who protested Nana's book too.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-12
I am seriously starting to think he has dementia.
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-02-12
There has to be something diagnosably wrong with him. I've never witnessed another man his age who behaves anything like he does.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-12
To be fair you've probably never come across a man his age who's done as little with his life and not ended up sleeping under a bridge. Joe is actually fairly unique, just not in any of the ways he thinks.
1 olgravylegs 2019-02-12
God I hope so
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-02-12
Plus he’s got that Rotgut or sumpthin’
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-12
Burnin Embers.
1 idamnedit 2019-02-12
"Our schedules clashed" She had anything other than be near me to do, and I had nothing.
1 karmacompanion 2019-02-12
Christina uses the same line on Bobo.
1 niggerposter 2019-02-12
nigger
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-02-12
What a shit photo. Not really anything you can do with that
1 jf_ftw 2019-02-12
Prime /r/thathappened material
1 all_copacetic 2019-02-12
done
1 sams_seed 2019-02-12
Lol she's like 5'11 and clearly crouching down
1 Artie-Larger 2019-02-12
I really hate this asshole. Trying to act like a big shot in a “cool” low key way.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-02-12
‘cute as a button’
you think, joe?
1 Artie-Larger 2019-02-12
That part particularly annoyed me.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-12
What a delusional moron.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-02-12
I just realized that his entire social media history is one giant string of emasculated, desperately grasping defensiveness brought on by low self-esteem.
All he'd have to do to fix himself is get a job.
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-02-12
It really is. That gigantic wall of text he wrote to club owners about how they should act towards "talent" such as him was so pathetic.
Anyone else would shrug that off or accept that such indignities are par for the course when you're 60 years old and still playing make believe that you're a rockstar while playing some random dive.
Joe though - he writes a bad review on Facebook of the bar and then pens a thinly-veiled essay about the incident on Twitter.
He's such a petty, pathetic old fuck.
1 Tom_Stall 2019-02-12
Get over here!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-12
Even with a job he'd still have low T and those big, fat titties bouncing around.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-02-12
You think posting an old photo with a B-level celebrity and shoehorning in your height is a sign of insecurity? (dolphin cackle)
1 packitchofsositch 2019-02-12
You call that a SHOEHORN!? There was so much else going on there. Hollywood being made up of diminutive low testosterone libcucks. A hot chick with a habit. A libtard making fun of herself. That's at least 4 1/2 book chapters of material.
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-02-12
He tries the throw in that 6'1 thing as much as he can. Probably a subtle dig at short gay Anthony.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-02-12
You know it pisses off his manlet little brother that he is always throwing his height into his retarded comments but Anthony is too much of a beta pussy to say anything. You're barely 6 feet, faggot. Stop acting like Guinness World Records is knocking on your door.
1 LaylaCumiaFan420 2019-02-12
Is Joe aware that he only has twitter followers, and he only gets to meet celebrities, because his brother is famous?
He can't actually think anyone is interested in him as himself, can he?
1 reanimatedjimjones 2019-02-12
Not really famous
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-02-12
He writes in the tone of a child who's just had their first picture pinned on the fridge. "Mommy says it's the bestest picture she's ever seen."
Dumb fuck - She was just being polite to you as you undoubtedly came across as some overbearing shithead who thinks you're on the same level as her and wouldn't stop talking about yourself.
He's retarded beyond words.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-12
His insecurities really shine through on this one.
1 thrillated 2019-02-12
They do on every one.
1 Clockworkweatherman1 2019-02-12
Joe said he was 6' 2" in that new years resolution post. Hmmm
1 betadromes 2019-02-12
Someone should alert her husband that makes the shitty Resident Evil movies.
1 supercam2121 2019-02-12
“We almost went to dinner, our schedules clashed”
Him: You wanna go get a bite? Maybe some za?
Her: I have to be somewhere
Him: Yeah same
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-12
"We almost went to dinner"
"I am almost considered tall"
"I am almost a rock guitar god"
"I am almost famous"
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-02-12
Almost straight
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-12
He's learning from Norton.
1 MonsterSteve 2019-02-12
My favorite is how she was impressed with him being 6 feet tall. Like that’s something of an anomaly these days.
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-02-12
6 feet ONE. Do not leave that extra inch twitching in the wind.
Supposedly she said, “I never knew Thor was so swarthy” after meeting Cumia.
1 columbo447 2019-02-12
Is 6"1 considered really tall? It looks like he's bragging about something very common
1 voujon85 2019-02-12
It’s definitely well above average and considered tall, but it’s not something to brag about. Most studies show average American male is about 5’9
1 EastSideDan 2019-02-12
Who the fuck follows this 60 year old tool on social media in any way that is not 100% ironic?
1 JMueller2012 2019-02-12
and MEEEEEEEEEE
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-02-12
Disgusting, nipples protruding through his shirt, very disrespectful.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2019-02-12
Joe is such a humble bragging idiot.
1 Pajeet_My_Son 2019-02-12
Joe the man that almost was
1 willrahmer 2019-02-12
Joe Cumia is the most inventively pathetic person I’ve ever witnessed. I have looked down on him for years now and still, every fuckin day, we must crane our necks lower. A legendary buffoon.
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-02-12
Good Morning Milaaa. What a faggot
1 SyphilisV 2019-02-12
"She likes that I was 6'1" Keyword "was", as, since the decade that has past since this picture was taken, he's lost about 4 inches purely due to old age.
1 PrinceAlena 2019-02-12
He’s fast approaching Opie levels of lying/delusion
1 TheMaestro2 2019-02-12
Yeah but at the end of the day...Joe got the girl
1 Gnu_Mutant 2019-02-12
Anyone notice he tagged Joe Rogan? That’s who the 6’1” shot was for. What a dick.
1 Gabbagabbaheigh 2019-02-12
I've never seen a person as insecure as this peckerhead or his pock marked homo brother.
1 Nun-Puncher 2019-02-12
when has a button been cute.. who Says this