How delusional can you get?

1  2019-02-12 by literalotherkin

11 comments

"Our schedules clashed"

LMFAO

That's my favourite part too. It's like 'Oh sorry Milla Jovovich one of the hottest people in the world I have to play a cover of Bloody Sunday at some dive bar in Jersey. Maybe next time!'

"We almost went to dinner that night"

/r/ThatHappened

No, it totally happened. They almost went to dinner, but not with each other! Haaammmmburger.

He got the girl.

No biggie, his girlfriend looks just like her.

The manager at his last gig wouldn't even let Carol sit at a table because she was so old and ugly.

Oh, sir, no. No, you see, Milla Jovovich is considered by many to be among the most beautiful women in the world and Joe can’t rate anyone above average. Understandable mistake.

Ya know I thought that was her, but I must've confused her with the zombies she kills in those god-awful Resident Evil movies

Turns out? Pretty delusional.

Joe never fails to provide us with content.