Because he likes to simulate forceful sexual interaction. You know because of his history of rape, child rape, animal rape and other types of various rapes. Real sicko this one
These fucking trendy buzzwords/phrases and the people that use them remind me of Sam. Trying to stay hip by whatever the internet seems to be using today.
Corn dogs should be eaten by grown men shamefully, alone. Not proudly displayed for all the world to see. It’s a step above chicken tendies but not by much
24 comments
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-02-12
The same wife that left you?
1 TedBacon 2019-02-12
Oh christ, I hope this one ends the same. Pregnant with another man's kid.
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-12
and black
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-12
No, the new childless one with the Jay Leno chin.
1 gayjohn75 2019-02-12
Disgusting. That GMO corn should take care of him by 50
1 comic631 2019-02-12
Bet he deepthroated those c-dogs
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-12
why does he use red lube?
1 individual02 2019-02-12
Because he likes to simulate forceful sexual interaction. You know because of his history of rape, child rape, animal rape and other types of various rapes. Real sicko this one
1 ronsumbrella 2019-02-12
Anyone who “lives their best lives” should kill themselves.
1 realestassdude 2019-02-12
I hope he dies he worst death.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-02-12
Imagine being a 40 year old man in Wisconsin and wanting so desperately to mimic the mannerisms of 23 yr old women in NYC, DC and California
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-02-12
he’s just speaking his truth
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-02-12
it's a lot to unpack, he may need some self-care
1 Skip4play 2019-02-12
These fucking trendy buzzwords/phrases and the people that use them remind me of Sam. Trying to stay hip by whatever the internet seems to be using today.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-02-12
Patrick, your wife is making fun of your alcoholism, and penchant for cock shaped meat substitutes. She fucks blacks when you're out of the house.
1 ForceFeedNana 2019-02-12
Mustard or death
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-02-12
I hope this guy gets stomach cancer.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-02-12
It's hard to get more infantile than Sam's 95% chicken tendie diet, but this poof and his corndog-fixation have done it.
1 jfoughe 2019-02-12
I don’t trust men who drink white wine.
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-02-12
Pretty much. White wine is cat piss.
1 d4n4n 2019-02-12
Red wine is for women.
1 Thyrox 2019-02-12
It's Riesling not Reisling.
1 bobodid911 2019-02-12
You just know he was spellchecking that 3 times and still got it wrong AND he is an ''Author/le Artiste/man of the written word'' .
Pure CLASSSSS
1 factorfactorfactor 2019-02-12
american 'cuisine' lul
1 Tupiekit 2019-02-12
Tomlinson sounds like a 21 year old white girl who would say "adulting" unironically.
1 FuegoFerdinand 2019-02-12
Who puts the condiment directly on the corndog? You put it on the side and dip.
1 xyniphis 2019-02-12
Finally someone else with some sense of culture and propriety
1 Attonitus1 2019-02-12
The same person who uses a microwave for frozen foods.
1 egates09 2019-02-12
Corn dogs should be eaten by grown men shamefully, alone. Not proudly displayed for all the world to see. It’s a step above chicken tendies but not by much