I'm not fat, you alt-right incels.

1  2019-02-12 by Greeced_Lightning

24 comments

The same wife that left you?

Oh christ, I hope this one ends the same. Pregnant with another man's kid.

and black

No, the new childless one with the Jay Leno chin.

Disgusting. That GMO corn should take care of him by 50

Bet he deepthroated those c-dogs

why does he use red lube?

Because he likes to simulate forceful sexual interaction. You know because of his history of rape, child rape, animal rape and other types of various rapes. Real sicko this one

Anyone who “lives their best lives” should kill themselves.

I hope he dies he worst death.

Imagine being a 40 year old man in Wisconsin and wanting so desperately to mimic the mannerisms of 23 yr old women in NYC, DC and California

he’s just speaking his truth

it's a lot to unpack, he may need some self-care

These fucking trendy buzzwords/phrases and the people that use them remind me of Sam. Trying to stay hip by whatever the internet seems to be using today.

Patrick, your wife is making fun of your alcoholism, and penchant for cock shaped meat substitutes. She fucks blacks when you're out of the house.

Mustard or death

I hope this guy gets stomach cancer.

It's hard to get more infantile than Sam's 95% chicken tendie diet, but this poof and his corndog-fixation have done it.

I don’t trust men who drink white wine.

Pretty much. White wine is cat piss.

Red wine is for women.

It's Riesling not Reisling.

You just know he was spellchecking that 3 times and still got it wrong AND he is an ''Author/le Artiste/man of the written word'' .

Pure CLASSSSS

american 'cuisine' lul

Tomlinson sounds like a 21 year old white girl who would say "adulting" unironically.

Who puts the condiment directly on the corndog? You put it on the side and dip.

Finally someone else with some sense of culture and propriety

The same person who uses a microwave for frozen foods.

Corn dogs should be eaten by grown men shamefully, alone. Not proudly displayed for all the world to see. It’s a step above chicken tendies but not by much