That dog is going to get worms licking that face

The dog’s facial hair is at least 10x better looking. Sam fucking stinks.

Why would he post this?

I see Jess got highlights

He should braid his beard into that dog’s hair and dive them both into traffic.

Nietzsche would've used Sam to support his argument for nihilism

Massive philtrum ✔

Early hominid ancestor brow ✔

Asymmetrical, crescent shaped head ✔

Hairline at the top of his head ✔

Curled-up, grinch-like nose ✔

Double widow's peak ✔

Dry beard grown due to insecurities over everything previously mentioned ✔

I clicked on a clip of J&S today and Sam kept babbling that a beard is being a man. He has Owen Benjamin logic. I want to set everyone the fuck on fire.

Nietzsche yuma.

Knew it, sams beard is just his dead dog..

Why does his beard look like it was cut out of an old doormat and glued on? That shit is a fire hazard.

I hope he goes camping and someone shoots him thinking he's Bigfoot.

"...in other news, the search continues for the Aboriginal man who raped Hannah Gadsby"

A face only a dog could love